*Gets up from being hit by more disclaimers* where in the bloody hell are those things COMIN FROM?!?!?!?!?!

Neither me nor Gwen own Calvin Kline or virtually everything that seems too good to be mine. ENJOY!!! WHOOOO!!!

  Gwen was mindlessly walking around dah comic con place thing and DAMN ITS BIG!!! WHOOO!! MAH LORD!!! Seriously I got lost! Oh…Gwen, right. *Ahem*

Gwen: maaaaaaan…. this place bites. I haven't seen ONE hottie hottie hot hot around here…please lord, let me find dah mothah load of Bishies (Japanese for "really cute guy")

And dere sho was. Just as my poor, hottie deprived friend was about to give up all hope! God answered her prayers. And WHATTA YAH KNOWS!!!

Gwen: HOT GUY! RIGHTTHEREHOTGUYIRUNAFTERLIKEFANGIRLNOWWHOOOO!!!!

Guy: huh? AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! (Ummm…runs?)

Well, it was difficult, but she managed to follow him as they pushed through the insanely (hehehehe) large crowds of freaks, geeks, and just plain…ummm…other words for fans-crowds.

She (Gwen…NO DUH!) was then led to a large and creeeeeeeepy door (Ooooh!) that the bishie ran into.

Gwen: hmmm…maybe he works here and this is the storage room! Maybe deres more behind the door. But, do I dare? I may get into a lot of trouble…but hey! I don't live here! Hehehehe…. I follow…

And as she ran into the room, steam blew into her face almost sending her flying backwards. Gueeesss where she is children…hehehehe…(I am evil.)

Gwen: HOLY MONGOOSE GOD!!! I HAVE STUBBLED ACROSS THE LEGENDARY STEAM ROOM OF THE GODS!!! WHOOOOO!!!!

Yeeeesssss…. yes she did *rolls eyes *. Believe me peeps, dis really aint mah cup o'tea but…eeeeh…don't sue me Kay's?

Yes, it was infact the legendary steam room of dah GODS!! Which means dems was dah holy grail of the FanGirls and such.

Gwen: *drrrrooooooollll* SO…. MANY…CAN'T…CHOOOOOOSE!!!! I know! (Suddenly whips out dat ghost containment unit from Ghostbusters! *I had just watched dah movie mmmkay?!?*)  yeeeeheheheheeee.

And if yah ever seen dah movie, I don't need to paint yah the pretty picture.

Gwen: HEHEHEHEHEEEE!!! Ok, now lets go find Spooky and Shea mmmtays?!? WHEEEEE!!! (runs happily with her ghostbuster thingy filled with hotties)

Hotties: LET US FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

YEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE!! WASN'T DAT FUN?!?!? Nooo…it wasn't. Oh wells. THE FINAL CHAPTER SHALL ARRIVE SOON AND THEN YOU CAN BE FREE!!! Ummm… I think.

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(a little boy opens up this little handbasket and suddenly fire spurts up at his face with music blarring at him (like, creepy opera…) with deep laughter. He then closes it and his hair is charred and his face is black)

boy: YEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!  *passes out*

yes, HELL IN A HANDBASKET!! Own one today!!

Note: Crackhead corp. is not responsible for any serious burns, scars, or any other medical illnesses caused by our product. We do not work for Satan…we just give him Scooby Snack's.

Crackhead Crop. Is © to SpookyMouse and ChainedSoul. YOU NO STEAL!!!

R&R please.