Second chapter! Hurray! ^^ Again, I don't own the games *sigh*...BUT I do own your soul! Mwahahahahaahahahah!!!! *hackhackcough* *giggle* k, maybe not. But how else could i get u 2 read this? :) Also, I do not own the zippits. Those belong to Dr. Evil, aka Austin Powers, aka Fat B*****d(they're all the same person, u probly know). I forget his real name though. Brain-fart. :P Anyhoo, pleez R&R, and tell me if u like it so far!

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Link halted. How did a foreigner, which she obviously was, know his name? Surely he hadn't become that famous! But she knew who he was, and apparently knew he was important, for she was staring open-mouthed at him. They both looked at each other for a few moments, her eyes filled with admiration and confusion, his just confusion. Then she blinked, and spoke in a knowing tone.

"Oh, I get it. I'm dreaming! Of course! That explains why I 'woke up' in the middle of Hyrule Field staring at Link, the Hero of Time!" She laughed and relaxed. "Well. I might as well have some fun while I'm here." She got up and dusted herself off, then offered her hand.

"My name's Kyrie."

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She watched the Hylian slowly take her hand. That's strange, she thought. It feels real. She looked into his eyes again. Wow. What a vivid dream. It seemed imposible that she could just imagine up such soulful, sky blue eyes...

"Anyhoo, enough with the intros!" She suddenly burst out as she grabbed his hand with both of hers, shaking so vigorously that for a scary moment there, Link was afraid she might rip it off. "I wanna ride Epona! It's my dream so I can do whatever I want!" She skipped over to the horse, not realizing that she was still holding Link's hand, dragging him along. She stopped. "Wait. Where should we go first?" Link began to climb to his feet. "WE'LL GO TO KOKIRI FOREST! Ya!" She started that way and the poor blondie was dragged along for several yards again. Quite suddenly, she stopped again. Link groaned. How could this seemingly harmless, groggy from sleep, foreign girl turn so quickly into such a dangerous threat to his health? "NO WAIT! TO THE GERUDO FORTRESS! I'm a girl! I'll have no trouble getting in!" And she headed off toward the desert. She stopped again, and Link reached feebly toward her. "Hold on a sec..." She rubbed her chin. "TO LAKE HYLIA! I CAN ALWAYS BREATHE UNDERWATER IN DREAMS!!!" Link's eyes widened.

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"No... Please..." Link begged. He had faced Gohma, King Dodongo, and Barinade. He had battled and won against Phantom Ganon, Volvagia, and Morpha. Defeated Bongo-Bongo, Twinrova, and finally Ganondorf. Toasted Odolwa, demolished Goht, drowned Gyorg, mashed Twinmold, and pulverized Majora. But this... This was too much.

"HOLD IT!" He yelled. Kyrie stopped and looked back at him, puzzled.

"What?" Link wrenched his arm from Kyrie's grasp and stood up, massaging his wrist.

"This is no dream. I'm real. Epona's real. This," he grabbed a leaf from the air. "is real. If you jump in Lake Hylia you'll drown, unless you know how to swim." Kyrie stared at him. Then she laughed.

"Ha! Yea right! So you're saying that somehow I was magically transported into a video game??? Complete with castles and elf-men? Gimme a break. Let's go to Lake Hylia!" She ran on toward the Lake. Link sweatdropped.

"Kyrie! Kyrie, come back!" She stopped again and looked back, sighing impatiently. She opened her mouth to speak, but before she could do so, a tremor knocked her down without warning. She yelled and caight herself. Link drew his sword. This was no ordinary tremor, he could tell. A huge crack ripped through the ground, right between the two.

"Kyrie get over here, now!" A deep, muffled growl, turned into a roar, and a monster that was about 20 feet tall burst out. It was blackish-brown, warty, mud-caked, and fat, with spikes protruding every which way. It turned to Kyrie and roared once more. She squinted as her hair blew back and she was splattered with spit.

"Eew..." She wiped the drool from her face, then put her hands on her hips. "Well I'll be d**ned if that's not the ugliest thing I EVER laid eyes upon." Link sweatdropped again. She cracked her knuckles and raised her fists, jumping up and down comically. "C'mon, c'mon, I can take ya!" More sweatdropping on Link's part.

"Kyrie, I think it would be in your better interests to leave this to me."

"Aw, shoosh. It's MY dream, so I can do whatever I want! C'mon, puke-face! Take your best shot!" The big monster thing growled again and stomped toward the confident young teen.

"Kyrie, I really think you shou-" She looked at him.

"Didn't I tell you to shoosh? It's nice an' all that you want to handle it for me, but relax, I can do it!"

"No, K-"

"Zippit."

"You c-"

"Zippit!"

"B-"

"When you're goin' anywhere, you must ZIPPIT!"

"Wha-"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present ex-ZIPPIT A."

"Kyr-"

"HUSHYALIPS!" The monster had been looking from one of them to the other, but it now grew tired of listening. It bellowed and punched the ground with one of its massive fists. Link cast Nayru's Love, but Kyrie just jumped. The main shockwave missed her, but the second, weaker one knocked her several feet back. She landed on the ground, narrowly missing a tree, with her hand twisted under her.

"OWCH!" She climbed to her feet and glared daggers at the big beast. "WHY YOU OVERGROWN LUMP OF-" she stopped. "Waitaminute. In dreams...you can't get hurt...or feel pain. Right?" Link nodded, glad she finally understood.

"Ohshmuck." Her eyes became as big as saucers as she stared at the lumbering demon-thing in front of her. She was frozen with shock.

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"Kyrie, MOVE!" Link checked his quiver. No arrows. PERFECT! He was unable to jump the chasm without Epona. It had to be at least 12 feet wide. And Epona was too far away! He had too try. He reached for the Ocarina of Time, before realizing with a sickening plunge of his stomach that he had given it back to Zelda. Even worse, it had since disappeared. He looked on helplessly as the monster raised its huge, taloned arm to take a swipe at the girl.

"KYRIE!" She got up, and jumped across the chasm.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACkHACK...*sucks inhaler* Much better. CLIFF-HANGER!!!! The next chapter probably will take a little longer, since I'm also working on an OLS fic called Fatal Snow. If you like this fic, pleez check out the other one, too! ^^ Ciao!