Hermione's Diary
It's me. Yes, plain old boring me. I'm so depressed and absolutely NOTHING seems to be working out right…like it should. I wasn't paying attention when I was in charms because I was worrying about if Harry would ask Cho out, and I got 89% on the pop quiz. It's the worst I've done ALL year. What is love doing to me?? It's making me a total wreck. I want to pretend, to believe that Harry loves me…but I don't want to just dream.

Ron's Diary
Guess what? It's Lavender's birthday tomorrow. I got her a set of girl stuff. I bought it because it said on the front: "What a girl always wanted" and I don't have much experience in what girls like for their birthday…if you know what I mean. I also asked Fred and George if there was anything else I should get her, and they gave me some chocolates to give her…I hope she likes it! I wish I was on the quidditch team. It looks (and is) so much fun!! Harry's so lucky he's on the team. I wish I were. Then Lavender could be proud of me. Oh, well. What can ya do? Got to go.

Harry's Diary
Why am I asking Cho out?? WHAT AM I DOING?? WHY AM I DOING THIS??? Hmm…whom can I ask for advice? Ron? I don't think so…he would probably laugh...just like when he found out I liked Cho, back in the fourth year. Fred and George? Definitely not. Percy? No. He would probably say having a girlfriend at my age was inappropriate or something. Dean? No. He would just tell me to get her a soccer ball for a present or something like that. Hmmm…how about Sirius? Yeah! I'll ask him what to do! I'll send him a letter right now.

Dear Sirius,
Okay. You know I'm 17 now, right? Well anyways, I have a crush on Hermione, but she thinks I like Cho because I used to ask her out. How can I tell Hermione I love her???
From,
Harry.

Cho's Diary
Ugh! Guess what? Harry didn't like invite me out tonight! Ugh! How rude! He's such a rudenik(I don't even know what that means but I don't even care!) Well…bye! I think I'm like going to be kicked off the quidditch team!

Lavender's Diary
Tomorrow is my like birthday! I like hope that Ron will like give me a cool like present. He's like soooooooo totally cute! I like went to a new shop with Pavarti, and I like got like purple nail polish (with sparkles) that like turns into like lavender in the sun! It's like sooooooooo totally cool!!!