"Man…I wonder what Heero really thinks of me." Duo said, flopping down on
his bed. "What do you think, Quatre?"
"Oh, I don't know." Quatre said, sitting down on the big bed next to his best
friend. "But I think that a relationship is a possibility."
Duo looked ecstatic, "Really? You do?"
"Oh course, Duo," Quatre said, laughing a little, "Would I lie to you?"
"No, I know you wouldn't."
"Good. Well, I gotta be going. Trowa wanted to see me, so I'll see you later,
friend Duo." Quatre said, walking out of Duo's room. Since his back was to
Duo, Quatre smirked a little smirk and continued on. After closing Duo's door,
Quatre walked into his and Trowa's room. "Ne, Trowa, do you think that
Heero might like Duo at all?"
"Maybe."
"Good. I was going to see if I could get them hooked up."
"That's great."
"You think so?"
"Yeah." Trowa said, smiling slightly. "Should be very interesting."
And so…the G-boys went to bed. They fell asleep, dreaming their little
dreams. That's where I come in. I'm the fanfic author, Konie. I can make
them do ANYTHING I want. Or, I can put them in a situation, stand back,
watch, and laugh. I think I'm gonna do that second one. Yeah, I'm gonna be
laughing a lot. I hope you will too. You see, I'm a rather psychotic person.
I laugh at psychotic things. Anyway…so the boys went to sleep and were
dreaming their little dreams. When they woke up, however, they were all in
a place they had never been before. America, in the year 1950-something or
other.
"What the fu-?" Duo asked, looking around. "Wait! I can't swear! Shi-----p!
Go-sh da-rn it!"
Heero just smiled. He'd gotten the better end of the deal. "Shit, I believe
you mean, Miss Duo."
"What do you mean, MISS Duo?" Duo asked, looking down. "What the bloody
he---ck! I have breasts! And…" he started, looking down. Then, just to be
sure, he checked, "Where's my dic---pen----ah, my private parts? I'm a girl!"
Heero just smiled even more. "I love your dress. Hmm… look. All I get to
wear is this leather jacket…and you get such a pretty little frock."
Glancing frantically around, Duo spotted Quatre, who appeared to be in the
same dilemma. "Quatre! Did you take my…um…private parts? Where is
it!!!!!!"
"I didn't take them. In fact, mine are missing too!" Quatre said, then
paused. "Is that my voice? What's wrong with my voice? I sound like a New
Yorker or something!"
"Don't worry about it, onna." Wufei said, "Darn, it's too bad that I have to
wear this leather too."
"So do I." Trowa said. "Don't worry, Quatre. We'll get this figured out."
Suddenly, they all heard a slightly nasal voice call them, "Heero! Duo,
Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei! How did we get here?" Relena asked. Although,
you couldn't really tell it was Relena, since she had her hair cut really short
and she too, was wearing leather.
"I don't know, Miss Relena." Quatre answered.
Relena did a double take, "Quatre? You're a girl? I only saw you from the
back! Then, Duo, you're a girl too?"
"Why'd you guess me next?" Duo asked, annoyed. He kept fussing with his
knee length skirt.
"Because, your long hair. It's not long anymore."
"WHAT?!?!" Duo shrieked, "My hair!" He yelled, feeling the back of his head,
"My hair only comes down to my shoulders!!!"
Just then, a voice came from further down the beach. "I know where we are,
Miss Relena, Gundam pilots."
"Dorothy?" Relena asked, slightly shocked at the sight. Dorothy was wearing
a Mexican-style flowing dress.
"Yes, it is me, Miss Relena. I know where and more importantly, when we
are."
"When? You mean that we've traveled in TIME?!?" Duo freaked. She still
hadn't gotten used to being a she. Quatre, on the other hand, was handling
it admirably.
"Yes, Duo. Or should I say, Sandra Dee."
"S-Sandra Dee? You mean, like in Grease?" Duo asked, surprised.
Dorothy smiled, "I see you study your anthropology, Sandy."
"You mean that hokey movie from over 200 years ago?" Relena asked, looking
dismayed. "I know all about that too. But, according to the characters,
wouldn't I have been the best one to be Sandy?"
"Not necessarily. Am I the best one to be…um…the dude in leather?" Heero
asked. He proved, just then, that even he, Heero Yuy, could be stupid.
"You mean, Danny Zucko." Quatre said, stepping in. Everyone looked at the
Arabian Princess in stupor. "My sisters watch it all the time."
"Danny and Sandy." Trowa said, repeating the names. "We'll have to know
and memorize everyone's names to get along in this place."
"OK, so who am I?" Quatre asked, "I have no clue!"
"Am…am I Rizzo?" Relena asked, paling. Then, she cackled, "This is gonna
be great!"
"She's scaring me." Duo said, turning to Heero.
"Me too, Sandy, me too."
"Anyway, I need to leave, I don't appear in the movie until later on." Dorothy
said, walking away, her skirts billowing in the breeze. "Don't have too much
fun while I'm gone. Like they say, while the cat's away, the mice will play.
Ta ta."
"That….was freaky." Duo said, walking down the beach.
"Who am I?" Wufei asked, looking around his outfit for an ID of some kind.
"Kenickie? What the hell kind of name is Kenickie?"
"You're Kenickie?" Duo asked, chuckling a bit.
"I guess."
"Duo, don't let your knowledge of the storyline ruin it for the others that
don't." Quatre said, dragging Duo away by the arm. "I think that we get to
open the story."
"I thought that it opened with the beach."
"Not anymore, Sandy."
So, Quatre dragged Duo up towards the town. Duo turned to look to where
the guys in leather had congregated. "Just remember, Danny. This is only
the beginning."
AN- So, another new venture for Konie. Slightly psychotic, but that's what
she likes to write. Please, let me know what you think!!! Thank you!!!!
Reviewing makes a little ol writer very happy!!!
his bed. "What do you think, Quatre?"
"Oh, I don't know." Quatre said, sitting down on the big bed next to his best
friend. "But I think that a relationship is a possibility."
Duo looked ecstatic, "Really? You do?"
"Oh course, Duo," Quatre said, laughing a little, "Would I lie to you?"
"No, I know you wouldn't."
"Good. Well, I gotta be going. Trowa wanted to see me, so I'll see you later,
friend Duo." Quatre said, walking out of Duo's room. Since his back was to
Duo, Quatre smirked a little smirk and continued on. After closing Duo's door,
Quatre walked into his and Trowa's room. "Ne, Trowa, do you think that
Heero might like Duo at all?"
"Maybe."
"Good. I was going to see if I could get them hooked up."
"That's great."
"You think so?"
"Yeah." Trowa said, smiling slightly. "Should be very interesting."
And so…the G-boys went to bed. They fell asleep, dreaming their little
dreams. That's where I come in. I'm the fanfic author, Konie. I can make
them do ANYTHING I want. Or, I can put them in a situation, stand back,
watch, and laugh. I think I'm gonna do that second one. Yeah, I'm gonna be
laughing a lot. I hope you will too. You see, I'm a rather psychotic person.
I laugh at psychotic things. Anyway…so the boys went to sleep and were
dreaming their little dreams. When they woke up, however, they were all in
a place they had never been before. America, in the year 1950-something or
other.
"What the fu-?" Duo asked, looking around. "Wait! I can't swear! Shi-----p!
Go-sh da-rn it!"
Heero just smiled. He'd gotten the better end of the deal. "Shit, I believe
you mean, Miss Duo."
"What do you mean, MISS Duo?" Duo asked, looking down. "What the bloody
he---ck! I have breasts! And…" he started, looking down. Then, just to be
sure, he checked, "Where's my dic---pen----ah, my private parts? I'm a girl!"
Heero just smiled even more. "I love your dress. Hmm… look. All I get to
wear is this leather jacket…and you get such a pretty little frock."
Glancing frantically around, Duo spotted Quatre, who appeared to be in the
same dilemma. "Quatre! Did you take my…um…private parts? Where is
it!!!!!!"
"I didn't take them. In fact, mine are missing too!" Quatre said, then
paused. "Is that my voice? What's wrong with my voice? I sound like a New
Yorker or something!"
"Don't worry about it, onna." Wufei said, "Darn, it's too bad that I have to
wear this leather too."
"So do I." Trowa said. "Don't worry, Quatre. We'll get this figured out."
Suddenly, they all heard a slightly nasal voice call them, "Heero! Duo,
Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei! How did we get here?" Relena asked. Although,
you couldn't really tell it was Relena, since she had her hair cut really short
and she too, was wearing leather.
"I don't know, Miss Relena." Quatre answered.
Relena did a double take, "Quatre? You're a girl? I only saw you from the
back! Then, Duo, you're a girl too?"
"Why'd you guess me next?" Duo asked, annoyed. He kept fussing with his
knee length skirt.
"Because, your long hair. It's not long anymore."
"WHAT?!?!" Duo shrieked, "My hair!" He yelled, feeling the back of his head,
"My hair only comes down to my shoulders!!!"
Just then, a voice came from further down the beach. "I know where we are,
Miss Relena, Gundam pilots."
"Dorothy?" Relena asked, slightly shocked at the sight. Dorothy was wearing
a Mexican-style flowing dress.
"Yes, it is me, Miss Relena. I know where and more importantly, when we
are."
"When? You mean that we've traveled in TIME?!?" Duo freaked. She still
hadn't gotten used to being a she. Quatre, on the other hand, was handling
it admirably.
"Yes, Duo. Or should I say, Sandra Dee."
"S-Sandra Dee? You mean, like in Grease?" Duo asked, surprised.
Dorothy smiled, "I see you study your anthropology, Sandy."
"You mean that hokey movie from over 200 years ago?" Relena asked, looking
dismayed. "I know all about that too. But, according to the characters,
wouldn't I have been the best one to be Sandy?"
"Not necessarily. Am I the best one to be…um…the dude in leather?" Heero
asked. He proved, just then, that even he, Heero Yuy, could be stupid.
"You mean, Danny Zucko." Quatre said, stepping in. Everyone looked at the
Arabian Princess in stupor. "My sisters watch it all the time."
"Danny and Sandy." Trowa said, repeating the names. "We'll have to know
and memorize everyone's names to get along in this place."
"OK, so who am I?" Quatre asked, "I have no clue!"
"Am…am I Rizzo?" Relena asked, paling. Then, she cackled, "This is gonna
be great!"
"She's scaring me." Duo said, turning to Heero.
"Me too, Sandy, me too."
"Anyway, I need to leave, I don't appear in the movie until later on." Dorothy
said, walking away, her skirts billowing in the breeze. "Don't have too much
fun while I'm gone. Like they say, while the cat's away, the mice will play.
Ta ta."
"That….was freaky." Duo said, walking down the beach.
"Who am I?" Wufei asked, looking around his outfit for an ID of some kind.
"Kenickie? What the hell kind of name is Kenickie?"
"You're Kenickie?" Duo asked, chuckling a bit.
"I guess."
"Duo, don't let your knowledge of the storyline ruin it for the others that
don't." Quatre said, dragging Duo away by the arm. "I think that we get to
open the story."
"I thought that it opened with the beach."
"Not anymore, Sandy."
So, Quatre dragged Duo up towards the town. Duo turned to look to where
the guys in leather had congregated. "Just remember, Danny. This is only
the beginning."
AN- So, another new venture for Konie. Slightly psychotic, but that's what
she likes to write. Please, let me know what you think!!! Thank you!!!!
Reviewing makes a little ol writer very happy!!!
