A word from our sponsers

* camera pans in on to a darken faced*

??? : During the time of Alpha I was a 900 pound lump. I was overly bloated with evil power.

* lights flicker revealing a man in armour and cape *

??? : For years it was said that between my confrontation with Ryu and the second Street Fighter Tournament I lost most of my psycho power, and thus slimmed.

* camera reveals M Bison *

Bison : That however is untrue. This is the secret of my success.

* camera pans to show a table full of cans *

* camera zooms in on top can *

Can: * reads "WEIGHTLOSE 4000"

VoiceOver (overly excited and shouted) : WEIGHTLOSE 4000

Bison (overly excited and shouted) : WeightLose 4000 the ultimate in weight loss made sure that all the extra pounds I gained from evil pshyco powers was turned into lean mean killing machine.

* Close up of a Medical Diagram of the stomach *

Bison : WeightLose 4000 enters the mouth and goes directly to the digestive system.

* image shows man drinking drink and the liquid flowing through his body *

Bison : its sent straight into the blood stram helping you trim down that unessacary evil power. I was a 900 lbs Tough guy, now im a 150lbs weakling.

And say it with me

Bison :Weakling

Crowd : Weakling

Bison :Weakling !

Crowd : Weakling !

Bison :WEAKLING

Crowd : WEAKLING

All : WEAK - LING !!!

Voice over : WeighLose 4000 from the makers of WEIGHTGAIN 4000

(Beefcake!)

* on screen display and voice over * : May cause ireversable damage to any Psycho Power or Evil Intent.

Bison * horrified look *: What ?!

Akuma* horrified look *: Me Suit ?!

* screen fades to black *