I do not own Zoids... damn I wish I did.....

Sorry if this sucks which I bet it does... Sorry if there is any spelling errors or me just being stupid


Most likely I was drunk writing this...



Zoids-A queer day


The story starts as we see the " main characters" doing nothing but watching TV..


Bit: Nothing good is on! If you want to know I'll be out with Liger.

Brad: *switching through channels* boring, boring, 0_o ohh did I see some porn?!

Jamie: eww! Brad you are so sick.. I am so sensitive..

Leena: Hey! I never knew Jamie was gay.

Jamie: I'm not gay!!

Bit: Hello! Guys if you want to know I'll be out with Liger!

Brad: Does anyone hear Bit saying stupid things?

Jamie+Leena: Nope..

Bit: Screw you guys I'm going home!

Jamie: hey by the way where is your home?

Bit: I have no clue..

Jamie: -_-;

Doc Taurus: Hey guys I got news!!

Brad: Like we care about news.

Doc Taurus: -_-; well anyway the news is that we have a new challenger/Zoids battle.

Brad: Like who?

Doc Taurus: Harry of course.

Bit: When I grow up I want to be salior moon!

Leena: That's great Bit.. Ohh Harry, then we'll be able to get easy money!

Jamie: Ohh Harry he's hot.. umm I mean I'll start thinking up a battle plan.

Bit: And I'll use Liger Schneider!

Brad: Who said you were participating in this zoids battle?

Bit: LET ME LET Me LET ME PLEASE!!! ;_;

Leena: Stop acting like a baby, Bit.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Zoids Battle Act~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Judge:This is a desanated Zoids Battle area. only competitors are allowed. Zoid battle number 0123456. Ready Fight!!


Harry:Leena, my love I've come for you!

Leena:ewww!

Brad:This is a sinch!

Bit:Don't worry Leena Liger and me will protect you! isn't that right Liger?

Liger:ROAr!! *translation* I hate you and what kind of name is Bit Cloud anyway?

Leena:Eww! Bit likes me and I thought he was eying Brad!

Bit: no comment..

Jamie:People, People stop talking and fight!

Brad:Since no one is fighting I'll just rank up individual points *Command Wolf moves foward to Harry*

Bit:Hey wait! I want to fight too!!! wahhhhhh!!!! ;_;

Leena:I'll can win easily! Weasel Full Assault!! *Missles and gun fire come out of Gun Snipper*

Bit:Hey!! Buster Slash!!

*Liger Zero slips on a rock and falls down*

*Gun Snipper's Missle hits itself*

*Command Wolf falls in a trench*

Judge:The battle is over. the winner is the Champ Team!

Harry:I won!!!

Jamie:I didn't see that coming..

Bit:I fell down and I can't get up!!

~~~~~~~Brad's room at night~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*in the dark* Jamie:umm Brad I don't think this is going to work

Brad:don't worry Jamie it will be okay

*out of no where* Bit: HAVING FUN?AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Jamie:AHHHHH!

Brad:Damn you Bit! and I was winning in the game Twister.

Bit:Sorry...

LIger:Roar!! *translation* THE END...




Author's note: I know I know that sucked soooo badd it wasn't even funny!!!

Sorry if you are offened by this but I was drunk and not trying!!! I SUCK!!!!