The Super-death infesting virus thingy of dooooooom!

Chapter One: Rooms and Dooms and Dolls

I don't own Zim, though if I did, I would have many thoughtful discussions with him, for I, too, am an megalomaniac.

Red and Purple had found a secret room. And they were pissed off. About the secret room. The secret room is what they were pissed off about. Most likely because it was on their own ship, and they hadn't known about it. That is probably the best guess as too why they were pissed off about the secret room.
"Mother of Irk, I'm pissed off," said Red. "Im so pissed because the color of this secret room doesn't match the rest of the ship."
Oh well. It was a good guess as to why they were pissed off anyway.
"Shut up, Red. Look at all this frost on the walls," said purple gesturing to the walls (which strangely had no trace of frost on them anymore.)
"No, you shut up. And there is no frost on the walls."
"You shut up!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"You!"
"Watermelon!"
"What the..." Red said. A watermelon had fallen from the ceiling after Red, waving his hands wildly for greater "Shut up" effect, hit a button on the wall.
I might want to point out the fact of how strange it is that an Irken Tallest knew what a watermelon was, as they most definitely only grow on earth.
"Sweet!" said Red, pulling a fork and knife out of thin air. "Time to eat."
See how strange that is? How do they know its even edible? IT ONLY GROWS ON EARTH!!
Before Red could dig in to the watermelon that no one knows how a couple of Irken tallest know what it is, it split open, revealing a disgusting puddle of blue liquid. In the middle of this blue liquid was a squirming wormy thingy.
"Ewwwww..." Red and Purple said together.
"O Janitor..." called Purple.
Janitor was then name of the Janitor of the Irken ship the tallest rode in. (Since the ship was so great, it was really a great honor to be Janitor of the ship.)
Janitor walked in and grinned in a horrible obsessive joy as he took a disgustingly filthy mop and began scrubbing the floor with an exuberance that would have made the strongest Irken's arms fall off after an hour.
"It is an honor to wipe up your filth, o Tallest," he said as he smacked his head against the floor so hard it began to bleed as he looked for the rest of the goo.
Totally ignoring quite possibly their greatest and most loyal subject, Red and Purple left the room, deciding there was nothing else of interest in it. "Sigh...looks like another afternoon playing tea with your dolls, Red," said Purple.
"You can be Sally again," said Red.
Janitor had finished wiping up the mess left by his fearless leaders, and all that remained was the squirmy wormy thingy.
"You are so much greater than me worm, for you were left behind by the tallest," said Janitor, picking up the worm.
The worm said nothing, but it did bore a hole in Janitors skin and crawl up into his brain.
Janitor screamed as the worm began taking over his body, then stopped. His eyes transformed from reddish purple to a dull blue.
"Leprechaun Pineapple crush please, Moggle rotary," he said as his last few brain synapses succumbed to the worms command. Then, Janitor got up, closed the door to the secret room, lay on the floor in the dark, and formed a cocoon around himself. But before it totally closed, one could see his face slowly transforming into something that even Dib would find quite more interesting than Zim.
Speaking of Dib, he is not in this chapter at all.
Zim too.
Gaz isn't either.
But they are in the next chapter.
I realize this chapter is short...I will try to make the next one longer.
And no...mublewuzzretrailingoff...