Chapter 3: Green fish, Doggy bone, Dib leave the pizza A-LONE!

Well, Im back...and better than ever! A new chapter is with me! And whats more...the title of this chapter is one of the lines from a new song fic I am writing! Impressive, eh? On with the next chapter.




Zim woke up, and looked around, sweating in panic. He heaved a breath of relief.
"Good...It was all just a bad dream."
Then he saw Gir eating some tacos.
"NOOOO! It wasn't a dream! I really do have an idiotic robot for a partner! WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!" Zim screamed in eternal torment. "Oh yeah, and my leaders are defenseless on ship with some horrible insectoid thingy. WHYYYYYYYY?!?!"
"You look sad, Master," said Gir, watching Zim try to rip out his eyes.
"No! Not sad! I know what I'll do!" said Zim. "I'll repair the Voot runner and save the tallest! Then I'll be forever known as the greatest Invader ever! And I'll finally get a girlfriend! And she'll have the biggest, blackest antennae anybody's ever seen, oh yeaaaaaahhhh..."
"Master, you have such a dirty mouth," said Gir.
"Silence, Gir!" said Zim, leaping into action. He grabbed a fusion cutter and began melting away at metal for the Voot runner.
"Alert!" said a coffer grinder. "Intruder at the gates!"
A TV screen dropped down showing Dib at the door of the house, blasting away gnomes with an electric ray gun.
"Great Jimbledinger! I don't have time for this!" screamed Zim. "Gir, go deal with that."
"Okay Master. As long as you promise not to use any more dirty language," said Gir.
Zim pulled at his antennae in frustration. "Very well. JUST DEAL WITH IT!"
"Goblin pie!" said Gir, putting on his dog outfit.



Dib finished off the last of the gnomes as the door opened. Behind it was...Zims dog.
"The dog! I should have known...you couldn't have just been an innocent puppy!" said Dib.
"Thaaaaaaats right!" said Gir. His eyes glowed a terrible, dark dark green.
"NOOOOOO!" shouted Dib, preparing himself to be annihilated by a laser blast.
"Would you like to come in?" asked Gir.
Dib blinked.



"Master, I dealt with it!" said Gir, standing behind Zim.
"Good!" said Zim, turning around. "Now I want you to fetch me the AHHHH DIB!"
Gir stared at Dib, who was rapidly taking pictures of everything. "But Master, I already did!"
"Hello, Zim..." said Dib. "Whats that glow behind your back?"
Zim glanced to the fusion cutter behind his back. "Ahhhh...Aurora Borealis," he said, totally ignoring the fact that he didn't have the slightest idea what aurora borealis was.
"What! Aurora Borealis, just behind your back. Do you expect me to believe that?" said Dib.
"Yes," said Zim without hesitation. "Not that it matters! The Voot runner is ready...and now Dib," said Zim, leaping into the cockpit with Gir, "I will take off...and leave you incinerated in the blast! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! HA! Hack! Cough cough cough..." Zim trailed off as spittle flew from his mouth. He started the engines.
"NNNOOOOO!" shouted Dib. He glanced around for any means of an escape. There was none. There was only one thing he could do...and it wasn't pretty.
Zim laughed as he blasted off, sure that he had incinerated his enemy, and completely unaware that Dib had taken a quite unsavory trip up through the waste disposal hole in Zims Voot runner, up through pipes filled with sewage, and up through into Zims toilet on the Voot Runner, and into Zims bathroom on the Voot runner. In case you didn't understand, Dib was on the Voot runner.



Back at Dibs house, Gaz had just discovered that Dib had eaten the last piece of pizza. Her eyes glowed red. Opening her secret book of witchcraft she kept WELL HIDDEN from everybody else, she began casting a spell. "Green Fish, Doggy Bone, Dib did not leave the pizza alone!" Gaz shouted. "I command the banana demon to transport me to DIB!"
The banana demon was happy to comply.
Gaz appeared in a blast of blue smoke next to Dib, who was gasping and covered in bathroom water. "DIB!" she shouted in an impossibly loud voice.
"GAZ!" Shouted Dib.
"GREAT LARVAE SHELLS!" said Zim as he walked through the bathroom door.
"Master, what did I tell you about naughty language?" said Gir.



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