One day, Silver (boy from G/S) was walking in the woods.

Silver: Hurry up, Umbreon! We gotta get to Olivine City before nightfall!

Umbreon: Bre!

*Silver and his Umbreon walk down the path to Olivine City)

Silver: Ow! whos that?

Ash: Huh? who are you?

Misty: who's that?

Brock: Is it a girl?

Silver: NOOOOO! (disgusted)

Umbreon: Who are they?

Silver: loons!

Misty & Ash: Who are you calling a loon?

Silver: I'm calling you a loon!

Misty: Who, me or Ash?

Silver: umm...both!

Brock: Stop fighting!!

Ash, Silver, and Misty: huh?

Brock: Shaddup! look over there! *points to the strip of grass along the side of the hill* It's that Pokemon we saw on our first day in johto!

Silver: Hey! It's Suicune! *takes off after Suicune*

Ash: No! I want it it's mine ya loser!

Silver: hahaha!

Ash: Let's battle for it!

Silver: no Itll get a way you dip!

Ash: n-

Silver: boo you stink!

Ash: no-

Silver: Go home! *runs after Suicune*

Ash: We gotta get that suicune!

Misty: let's go!

Brock: hurry!

Umbreon: This is a very confusing fic.

Me: Hi

Ash: Shuddup Lance we're chasing Suicune?

Me: Who?

Ash: youre so dumb!

Me: Then how am I champ of the Elite Four?

Ash: screw you!

Me: Go home!

Ash: no!

Silver: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss! I caught the Suicune!

Me: *kicks Ash*

Ash: ow

Pikachu: I WANT MORE KETCHUP! *glances around in paranoia*

Me: thats enuff ketchup, chewie.

Pikachu: Im not chewie!

me: lol

Ash: bug off Lance

Misty: go away

Brock: Hi

Me: Hi brock havent seen you for a while *couple sentances ago*

Silver: *get's on Suicune's back and rides to Olivine City*

Me: ...

Umbreon: screw you Ash! *runs off with Silver*

Umbreon: Yeah! Im with him! *runs off with Lance*

Brock: well thats just rude!

Me: live wit it!



Note: I dotn give a crud what you ppl think especcially you rocket all you ever do is insult my fics

and BTW rocket d00d-I can have an Umbreon if I want! I can have a MAGIKARP if I wa- *magikarp appears in his hand* your dang right !

Oh: I dont own Pokemon, Ash/Misty/Brock/Character from G/S/Lance/Umbreon/Pikachu/anything else I dont own

But I do own:

Me

you

my purple shoe

and other things that rhyme with "broccoli" ya fool!



peace!