Part 5, Kenshin describes… part 6, Kaoru once again… if you don't like all the swapping please tell me, I continue to go on like this until the last chapter, which will be like the first one. But, like I said, if you prefer to have Kaoru speak, or Kenshin just put it in you review… I don't mind either one ok? ^^  Be Prepared!!!!!!

Part V : What the…?!

I started to get up, it was kind of late. That's odd. I never get up this late. I felt Kaoru's arms around me and smiled. I decided it wasn't that bad if I stayed in bed a little longer. Besides, I was feeling kind of light headed, so I went back to sleep.

I woke up to the sound of a man screaming beside me, too close for comfort. I was up in a flash reaching for my sakabatou.  Matte… something is not right…

"Kenshin…" said a voice…

a strange voice, not my Kaoru's voice. It sounded like a man, well sort of. It was a little feminine. Something is definitely not right. Why do I feel so weak? I don't have my same speed. I turned to where the voice was…

my eyes bulged…

"OROOOOOOOORORORORORORORORORO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled in a voice that was not my own.

'WHAT THE *#%& IS GOING ON DE GOZARU KA?!?!?!?!?'

"Kenshin… you… I… we… are…" said my… body

I heard footsteps in the hall, Yahiko. Oh no! not now!

"What's going on?!" yelled Yahiko as he barged into the room

he stopped dead in his tracks and turned an amazing shed of red. His eyes seemed to be 4 times his normal size.

"Kenshin no baka!!!!!! PUT SOMETHING ON DAMMIT!" yelled my body… Kaoru?

Until now, I looked myself over… what the?! I had… CLEAVAGE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Myself no, Kaoru, got up and covered herself, no, me with the blanket of the futon. I was too shocked to move.

'What the hell?' I thought. Yahiko was still at the door frame where he was still frozen in his place. Kaoru went over. Lifted him up gently and then kicked him out in the yard. 'Oro?!' Then she came over to where I was equally frozen. 

"Kenshin... something very serious has happened." She said to me in my own voice…

No way! That couldn't be me! Do I really sound like that? AH!! Dammit rurouni! Stick to the point! I am in Kaoru's body for heavens sake!

"Ka… Kaoru?!" I asked, just to verify that I had completely gone nuts.

She sighed then nodded. I stared at her for a good 5 minutes… then at myself… herself. This is not happening, its not happening, it can't be! Its impossible!

"Kenshin…"

My voice made me jump.

"What are we going to do?" she asked. I could sense some fear in her, his… my voice.

This was no time to be worrying about myself. How is Kaoru taking this? I went over to place my hand over her shoulders.

"Don't worry Koishii. Everything will be fine… I promise."

"AHA!!!!!!" said another strange voice.

Good grief more weird stuff?

"Exactly!!!!" said the voice again "he he he he! I'm bad, aren't I? Don't worry Kaoru! Nothing bad is going to happen… but…" she said  "do you remember what were your exact word last night Kenshin?" she asked me

I blinked. Um…

" 'Don't worry koishii, I will make sure everything turns out all right de gozaru yo, leave everything to me, ne?' sound familiar? " she said imitating my voice.

"Well, you do know that being as crazy as I am… I had to take you seriously ne? he he he… You want Kaoru's happiness don't you? Well 9 months carrying a child in you is hell! So you would like to spare Kaoru right?" she asked

'What the…?'

"I knew you'd say yes!!! Oh! You two are so kawaii!!! Gotta go now! Good luck telling the others about your little um.. problem? He he… by the way… I couldn't save you from everything Kaoru honey… you are the one who is going to have the baby… sowwy… gotta go now… adios!"

"Oro?! what was that?" I asked Kaoru

She of course had the same expresion as I did on her face.

"Oi! Jou-chan! Ya here? Do you know there is a gaki in your tree? " came Sano's voice from the front gate.

I panicked. Kaoru panicked.

"Kenshin put something on fer cryin out loud!" she whispered " I'll try to distract him or something!"

and with that, she ran out of the room, closing the door and leaving me utterly stupifact.

'Now what do I do? Its not like I know how to put on a kimono de gozaru. Aha! Kaoru's training outfit! Thank god she wears one of these.'

Well, its not like I had never seen Kaoru naked before… but still, having cleavage… I mean, its not something that happens every day. I found out that it was really quite uncomfortable. Did all women have to go through this. They were odd looking from this point of view.

I decided to bind them. I finally understood why Kaoru did this. But geez. Even if I am in a woman's body… I miss my other sword. I know it may sound pathetic but all you guys have to understand! I felt, empty and odd. This is definitely going to take some getting used to.


Part VI : Switch

"Ohayo Sanosuke. What brings you here so early de gozaru ka?" I asked in Kenshin's voice.

I could not keep this a secret for very long. I am not your number one actress and besides, Kenshin is just much to calm, but I still haven't exactly figured this out yet. And we do need to be alone. So, while this happens. Nobody is to know.

"I just came to visit… and for some breakfast. I'm gonna be in town all day cuz I think I'm on a lucky streak." He said to me

"Well, good luck! Hope you win lots of money, see ya… um, de gozaru yo" I said some what desperately.

He eyed me. 'Shit! I over did it with that lame de gozaru yo. Or maybe it's the fact that I'm still in my night clothes.' I sweat dropped.

"Er… um, Kaoru is not feeling her best today and sessha would like to take care of her." I said

"Looks like she's feeling fine to me… fine enough to get Yahiko off that branch, which is … odd, because Kaoru is probably the one responsible for that." He said eyeing me some more.

'Kenshin no baka!' I sweat dropped some more.

"I had better help her ne? You should get going now! Say hi to kits, er. I mean Megumi-dono for me. Sayonara!" I said pushing him out the gate.

"Che, Kenshin! All you have to say is that you want to be alone with Jou-chan." I heard his voice fade.

I sighed of relief. Then I went over to where Kenshin was still trying to get Yahiko off a branch. Kenshin had managed to get himself into my white training gi. While Kenshin was doing this, I decided to go and change myself.

Woah! Was that weird or what?! It was just, there. It seemed kinda unnatural. But still, I guess I'm just not used to it. And I hope I never do get used to it!! My chest was very comfortable, with nothing there. But still I did kinda miss them. I mean, they are a bother, but they are mine. Boy was this giving me the creeps! 

"Kaoru?" I heard my voice say

"Yes?" I answered back.

"Who are we going to tell about this? And when?" he asked me

I bit my lip… who are we going to tell? Who was that crazy voice? Did she do this to us? If I had heard right… Kenshin was going to be in my body for nine months, until it was time to actually have the baby, then everything would be back to normal. I hope…

Oh my God! What am I going to do for nine months in Kenshin's body! I… there will definitely be no physical contact between us, that's for sure… I couldn't kiss Kenshin in that body! It would be like kissing another woman… myself for Kami's sake!

I winced at that thought. Oh Kenshin! So close yet I could do nothing… I would miss him. And I would get who ever did this!!

"Koishii?" he said again

I sighed "Kenshin I am not about to pretend to be you for nine months. Besides, I wouldn't feel my best if we lied to all our friends, and sooner or later they would realise anyway… who know if when we tell them, they will believe us… but, we can't say we didn't try ne?"

He sighed.

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We decided to invite every body over on an urgent meeting… and it didn't take more than 2 hours before they were all arriving at the dojo.

I had expected thing to go kinda crazy… but nothing that bad… apparently I thought too soon.  We were all supposed to go quietly to the dining room and get everything settled  there… I should have known!

The women came flooding in… I suppressed an urge to go and hug Tae, but it seems she never even gave me a chance. Tae, Megumi, and Tsubame went to were Kenshin was calmly standing, lifted him up and ran off.

"Oro?" said Kenshin

 Now I don't know how everybody sees me, but even I know I look weird saying Kenshin's phrase. They stopped and momentarily stared at him, then the giggled.

"You are definitely spending a lot more time than necessary with Kenshin Tanuki-chan!" said Megumi

The others giggled and agreed.

I objected of course, I followed them to our room where they were taking Kenshin. Tae popped her head out and stopped me.

"Now, now Himura-san, this is girl stuff, I'm sure it doesn't interest you the least bit. Besides, we have to get in on some details and… er, stuff" Tae said to me

Poor Kenshin. His eyes popped out hearing the detail part. And he pleaded for me to do something.

"Um, but Tae we have to talk to all of you in the dinning room, its kind of important… well really important."

She eyed me. I realized I hadn't use the honorific to her name like Kenshin always does.

"Oh that can wait Himura-san! This will not take… too long." She smiled.

And with that she closed the door.

"Demo…!"

I heard giggles from inside. Mou! They had better not reveal something important in there!

"Relax Kenshin… it's not like they're gonna kill her or something. You can say what you need to say to us, then when the girls get here, we will explain." Said Sanosuke.

Yahiko appeared behind him, but that's where he stayed… must have been this mornings incident. I sighed…

"You are so not going to believe me… demo, here I go." I said

They eyed me once again. Geez I was getting so tired of that! How would they like it if they very suddenly changed bodies with Megumi or Tsubame huh? Probably freak out that's what! I giggled at the thought of Sano in Megumi's body and Yahiko in Tsubame's.

"Kenshin… are you feeling ok?" asked Sano

I sighed and took in a deep breath

"Guys… what I am about to tell you is no joke. Something very serious happened this morning to me… and Kenshin"

more stares…

"that's right… I am Himura… Kaoru." 

A/N:  @.@ oro!!!!!!!! Yep that's right!!!!!!!! I know I'm mean! And slightly insane… but! Oh!!!!!!! It was written as I have said in a fit of madness! So, oh! I don't know. *dodges waves of flying fruits and veggies.* any way, give me some time on the next chapter! And if you have any suggestions don't hesitate to tell me ok? Ja ne!