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They had been following the twins for ages. "Are we there yet?" Harry said for the hundredth time. Hermione rolled her eyes and said "Fred, do you even know where we are?"
"Of course he does" George grinned "Its right.here"
He pointed to a hole in a hill only just big enough to crawl through. "We can't all fit in that little hole!" a second year whined. Harry had caught on and grinned "Oh really?" He crawled through the hole an emerged in a cave bigger than the hill itself. As the rush on people coming in slow to a trickle the better part of them had the jaw dropped and eyes bugged out.
The cave had obviously been enlarged, like ministry cars. Although slightly Spartan it had individual corridors and rooms like at Hogwarts. "Nice job" said Harry looking around at his surroundings. While Hermione was looking Jacob sidled up next to her and bragged "Eh, I could of done better than this. Don't you agree hotstuff?" Hermione caught Harry's eye with an unmistakable pleading "save me" look. Doing something almost stupidly brave Harry walked up behind Hermione and his arms encircled her waist and he glared at Jacob. Jacob then meekly cringed then ran off into the crowd.
Harry removed his arms from around Hermione flushing and smiling sheepishly. "Thanks for saving me from Jacob" she whispered. Fred cleared hid throat "OK everyone go pick a room and its yours. If you need help don't be afraid to ask." Harry and Hermione chose rooms side by side and helped each other with charms to make the rooms more comfortable. Harry sat on her bed and said softly "Hermione I have a confession to make" not looking up into her curious eyes, "I really, really liked having my arms around you" He smiled sheepishly and flushed. "OH REALLY!" Hermione shouted angrily. She tackled him off the bed and sat on his chest, pinning him down. Then leaning down until her face was close to Harry's she winked and whispered "So did I"
Harry grinned. "Uh Hermione I have something else to confess too" he said. "Like what?" Hermione asked curiously. Suddenly they heard a shouts and screams. Then they saw a shadow rear up. The biggest snake either of them had seen (including Voldemort's) slithered into the room. It's head rose up and it spoke. Not in parselmouth, as Harry expected but in very bad English even worse than Krum's. Hermione's jaw dropped as it asked "Harry Potter?" Shakily Harry answered "Th-Th-that's m-me. Who or what are you?" It answered in its very bad English, "I am Tiny, Hagrid sent me to find you and I have been searching for days for you." It figures Harry thought smiling, another one of Hagrid's monstrous pets. "Hagrid asked me to tell you to stay where you are and Dumbledore and Hagrid will come to find you" it pronounced every syllable slowly. Tiny turned to exit when Harry spoke up "Are you leaving?" It answered in its peculiar way "No Harry Potter, Hagrid has asked me to stay and help and protect you. I will sleep outside" with that it turned and slithered out, evoking more screams and shouts as it left.
Hermione, still sitting on Harry's chest turned back to him and said "Now what else were you going to confess to me?"
(Static suddenly blots out the rest of what he says) MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Couldn't help myself heh
Stay tuned for the next chapter of (dun dun dun daaaaa) Stuck in the woods
They had been following the twins for ages. "Are we there yet?" Harry said for the hundredth time. Hermione rolled her eyes and said "Fred, do you even know where we are?"
"Of course he does" George grinned "Its right.here"
He pointed to a hole in a hill only just big enough to crawl through. "We can't all fit in that little hole!" a second year whined. Harry had caught on and grinned "Oh really?" He crawled through the hole an emerged in a cave bigger than the hill itself. As the rush on people coming in slow to a trickle the better part of them had the jaw dropped and eyes bugged out.
The cave had obviously been enlarged, like ministry cars. Although slightly Spartan it had individual corridors and rooms like at Hogwarts. "Nice job" said Harry looking around at his surroundings. While Hermione was looking Jacob sidled up next to her and bragged "Eh, I could of done better than this. Don't you agree hotstuff?" Hermione caught Harry's eye with an unmistakable pleading "save me" look. Doing something almost stupidly brave Harry walked up behind Hermione and his arms encircled her waist and he glared at Jacob. Jacob then meekly cringed then ran off into the crowd.
Harry removed his arms from around Hermione flushing and smiling sheepishly. "Thanks for saving me from Jacob" she whispered. Fred cleared hid throat "OK everyone go pick a room and its yours. If you need help don't be afraid to ask." Harry and Hermione chose rooms side by side and helped each other with charms to make the rooms more comfortable. Harry sat on her bed and said softly "Hermione I have a confession to make" not looking up into her curious eyes, "I really, really liked having my arms around you" He smiled sheepishly and flushed. "OH REALLY!" Hermione shouted angrily. She tackled him off the bed and sat on his chest, pinning him down. Then leaning down until her face was close to Harry's she winked and whispered "So did I"
Harry grinned. "Uh Hermione I have something else to confess too" he said. "Like what?" Hermione asked curiously. Suddenly they heard a shouts and screams. Then they saw a shadow rear up. The biggest snake either of them had seen (including Voldemort's) slithered into the room. It's head rose up and it spoke. Not in parselmouth, as Harry expected but in very bad English even worse than Krum's. Hermione's jaw dropped as it asked "Harry Potter?" Shakily Harry answered "Th-Th-that's m-me. Who or what are you?" It answered in its very bad English, "I am Tiny, Hagrid sent me to find you and I have been searching for days for you." It figures Harry thought smiling, another one of Hagrid's monstrous pets. "Hagrid asked me to tell you to stay where you are and Dumbledore and Hagrid will come to find you" it pronounced every syllable slowly. Tiny turned to exit when Harry spoke up "Are you leaving?" It answered in its peculiar way "No Harry Potter, Hagrid has asked me to stay and help and protect you. I will sleep outside" with that it turned and slithered out, evoking more screams and shouts as it left.
Hermione, still sitting on Harry's chest turned back to him and said "Now what else were you going to confess to me?"
(Static suddenly blots out the rest of what he says) MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Couldn't help myself heh
Stay tuned for the next chapter of (dun dun dun daaaaa) Stuck in the woods
