First off, thanks for all those people who are reading this lil' story. Thanks to Limp Bizkette, Mako Eyes, and Sappire Rose for reading my story. One last thing, I really don't like doing the missions part of the story, so that is why it is taking longer...
And I might skip a few of the easy or stupid missiions...

Grand Theft Auto 3
Life on The Edge
Chapter 2: Luigi's Sex Club 7
"One last thing, John, don't mouth off to these guys. They'll fuck you up." John nodded, and they both got out of the car. The was a small alley between the two buildings. 8-Ball knocked on the door, and two men came out."Okay, you wait here. I gotta talk to Luigi, talk to his men. They could start you off with a job." John nodded again. "Are you the new delivery boy?" John realized the italian man was talking to him. "Yeah, my name is..." The two men smiled, and heard 8-Ball say 'What up Homie'. "Okay then. It is nice to see new faces, as long as we can trust you. We can trust you right?" John nodded, not a word coming from his mouth.
"You wanna work for us then. Pick Luigi's girl up and maybe we can help you. Her name is Misty. She is by the hospitle. Hurry, she is waiting. And so is Luigi..." John just nodded once more and left towards the banged up Sentinel. He had to drive right through the mexican homelands, Hepburn Hights. "Is that her" he whispered. He saw a girl in a pinkish bikini, with a coat on though. He stopped over by her and she walked to the door. "Are you Misty?" She blinked. "If you want me to be Misty, I'll be Misty. But if you want Kinky, I'll be Kinky." John immediatly pulled away from the blonde, and drove to the hospitle. 'Maybe another time' he thought.
This time he saw a girl waiting by the hospitle entrance. He pulled up to her. "Are you the real Misty?" She looked at him with a confused look. "Yeah I am Misty, but I only work with a schedule. And you ain't on it honey." He laughed, and responded. "I am with Luigi, he wants to talk to you." She glanced back at him very sharply. "Oh, you are the new guy 8-Ball's been talking about. He didn't decribre you at all, but if it you, then I'll get in." Without time for John's response, she got in. "So who are you, big tough man has to have a name." John looked back at her, she wa in the back seat. "Yeah, John Kayleson." She grinned as John drove towards the club again.
"This is the place John, It's time for me to go.Thanks for the ride." She got out as one of the mafia men walked up to the bruised car. "Nice work kid, heres some money," He handed John a suitcase full of cash. "That is $1500.0, from here on out you can expect more, but don't get greedy." John smiled, and nodded. "One more thing, when ever we need work, come to us." John went to the warehouse. And entered the cheaply made bedroom. He stored the cash in his closet. He took a rest, tommorow was going to be a big day.

BERRRINNGGG BERRRINNGGG "Wha, I'm up, I'm up." John slapped the alarm clock and sat up. "Where's my shirt?" He looked around and found his dark leather shirt. He got up and walked outside. "Wait, something is missing..." He looked around. "DAMMET! WHERES MY CAR!?!" He looked in the garage, and it wasn't there. "Okay, it wasn't my car to start with. Screw it, I'll go shopping." He picked up the baseball bat, and walke donto the streets. "Okay, wheres my car..." First car in sight was a Esperanto, followed by a Kuruma. He ran up to the Kuruma, took his bat to the driver.
"Okay take it, but leave me alone." John smiled at the foreignor, and started beating him. He got into the car, and drove over the bruised body. He drove to the club and knocked on the metal door. The two men awnsered. "Oh it's you. We need you to drive Misty to Joey Leones garage. They have been waiting to see eachother for a while." Misty walked out and they both went towards the new Kuruma. "Hey, it's John. You picked me up right." Jophn nodded as they went towards the busiest secoin of Portland. Traffic was everywhere. "Hey, Misty, do you mind if I take a shortcut?" Misty looked at him. "Yeah, as long as I get there."
John smiled and turned left right into the grass. He drove over to the next road. "Next time remind me if you are takin' a shortcut." John laughed and stopped at Joey's. A man in blue overalls walked upo to the car. "Hey Misty! Whatcha doing lately!" She looked at him very happily. "Oh ya know this and that." Joey looked towards John. "Hey, when you need a job, I am here for ya. Just don't touch my girl." Lohn smiled and started the engine again. "Wait, take this!"! John stopped as Joey pulled out his check book.
"8 thousand should do. Keep up the good work kid." John pulled out with the check in hand. Working for the mafia was a lot more promising than the Cartel people. John pulled back onto the road towards Luigi's. It was still early, 9:00 AM in the morning, right now he'd be sleeping. John passed the Police station and the Sweeney Medical Center. Alot had happened in the past 3 days. Nothing exciting though. The whole escape was practically planned. El Burro would have either got out at the prison anyway.
Luigi's club was in sight. He pulled up and knocked on the steel door once more. And only one of the men awnesered."Oh, it's you. Hey Luigi, it's the delivery boy you wanted to see." A thin man walked out the door. "Hmm.. You look capable. Okay, listen up. There is the pimp who has been stealing our girls, and we don't like that, do we..." John nodded his head to signal he meant no. "Good, so I want you to kill this Diablo bastard as quickly as you can. But be careful, he has some relations with Ammu-Nation, so expect him too be armed." John sighed. John agreed and left the building.

He left and started looking for a Diablo stallion, with a girl in back. He looked around and saw nothing, but then something happened. He saw a car stop in front of hooker about a block away. And it happened to be a stallion... John watched the car, and he saw some struggleing in the back. 'Time for action'. John watched as the girl was throuwn out the door, and she was hurt bad. He followed the car very slowly. And it started to speed up. John had now realized that he had been spotted. Stealth was never his best class in school...
John sped up to. John knew the cars by heart. The original Stallion had been his first car, and he knew the Kuruma was faster. John looked at the licence plate on the back. It said 'Cartel SUX' John rammed the back of the car and sped up again. He looked forward and saw the hole-filled Portland Bridge. He knew they wer close to the huge gap filled with water. Johgn planned on making this a easy 4 grand. He crashed into the Diablo Stallion at full speed, and the brakes didnt work in time.
The car went straight off the edge, but the man managed to jump out in time. "I AIN"T GIVING UP THAT EASY SENOIR!"
He started shooting wildly at the car. "YOU WANNA PLAY THAT WAY!!!" John put the car in full speed and rammed the guy. The guy wearing pink went flying into the river. John had killed a pimp. He laughed as he drove back to Luigi's. His 'borrowed' car was blooming with a thick black smoke. He went back to Luigi's and collected his money. "Yeah, not enough excitement. What the hell was I thinking." John walked back into his room with blod dripping down his lip.