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Invader Zim- Gir's Day Out

Disclaimer- I don't own any Zim stuff only Jhonen Vasquez

Wanted: Missing Gir

Zim was beginning to worry about Gir; the crazy little robot hadn't made a single noise since the bakery. `Maybe I could have let him have one cupcake…' Zim thought then growled audibly as another filthy human stared at him. It seemed that these humans had been gawking at him for a long time, and Zim was growing very upset. Was his contact haywire, was an antenna showing? He shrugged it off; earthanoids were always staring at something.

Then Zim heard the clap of thunder causing him to scream. This only brought more attention upon himself, but that was the least of his worries since he hadn't brought any paste. The first raindrop hurtled down at earth, aiming straight for Zim, which he quickly leaped out of its way. "Gir, take me home!"

There was no response from the other end of the leash.

Zim yanked on the leash, ordering once again, "Take me home now, Gir!"

No response.

"Gir?" The alien twisted his head around with the intentions of screaming at his minion and his slowness when he saw the shredded end of leash he had been dragging around for the last half an hour. Zim growled, "Gir when I get my hands on you, your in for a lot of do—Ouch! Ow!" His impending doom for Gir speech was cut short as droplets of moisture fell onto the delicate Irken skin. "Ow! -- Ah! —No!" He squealed as he dodged the falling `bullets of wet doom'.

Out of the corner of his eye he noticed a human- a dry human- with an umbrella. Zim's eyes gleamed as he raced under the umbrella. "Unleash the umbrella human slime monkey!" He commanded, snatching the umbrella's handle and scurrying home, avoiding every puddle along the way.

The human whose umbrella had been stolen fell into a puddle before starting to whimper.

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