Disclaimer Squaresoft owns the characters, the people who made Spongebob
Squarepants somewhat own the plot. Also all the songs belong to not me,
whoever wrote them. Yepperz!
Authors Note: Heyho.....it's Ashley, here to write a weird insane fanfic for you all. Keela helped me think of alotta ideas for this, so thank her ^_^. Seifer has again joined the Garden, and Quistis is a teacher again. Irvine takes classes here cuz Galbadia Garden has been destroyed. If I made fun of any FF8 characters, I don't mean it. I like 'em all.. even Seifer. Just to let you know, part of the story is copied from a Spongebob Squarepants (he rocks!!!!!!!!) episode. And if you have a problem with him, you mess with me!!!!
Seifer: Oooooohhhhhhh, threatening!!!!!!
*sniff* Well, here it goes. The beginning isn't very good, the chapters get better as the story progresses. ^_^
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The Gift of Insanity
Chapter 1
One fine day with a woof and a purr.......*cough*
Squall: *woofs (actually drones with his boring attitude) into PA* "Hi everybody, this is Squall, your 'commander' *sigh*."
Quistis: *giggles from her classroom*.
Squall: "As everyone knows, today is the official class present exchange day. Every student attending Garden must give a gift to everyone attending the same class. That goes for teachers too. And remember, the gifts must be handmade." *turns off PA and turns to face Rinoa* "Even though you don't attend Garden, Rinoa, we all decided to give you a gift anyway."
Rinoa: *purrs* "It's ok Squall, you don't have to."
Squall: "Naw, we wanna. And you don't have to purr, we get your point."
Rinoa: "Well you didn't have to woof!"
Squall: "I didn't woof, I droned with my boring attitude."
Squall/Rinoa: *yell at each other for a very long period of time*
(Meanwhile in Quistis's classroom)
Quistis: *claps hands* "Ok ok !!!! I know that the only reason all of you love this holiday is because you get the entire day off. Just be sure to be back at 8:00 when we trade presents. Oh, and Seifer, do NOT injure your partner while training" *looks at Zell who has a gigantic cut on his arm*
Seifer: *bangs arm on table*
Quistis: "Ok, dismissed!!!!"
Everyone: *makes mad rush for the door*
Quistis: "Ahhh, Seifer, you stay here, I need to talk to you."
Seifer: *mumbles* "Shit."
Quistis: "I know I can't talk to you about changing your mind about giving everyone in the class a present, but at least give a present to Zell. You only give presents to Fujin and Raijin, and then the presents they get from you are your old used socks that you claim you made when you were two."
Seifer: "So?"
Zell: *comes running in* "Look Seifer, I made you a sweater!"
Seifer: *squints and reads the picture* "I heart class present day." *Shrugs and puts it on* "Uh, it's kinda itchy, what's it made of?"
Zell: "EYELASHES!!!!"
Seifer: "THAT'S IT, YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!"
Zell: *holds up a watery blob* "Dddo, ddo you like this one? I made it from my tears."
Seifer: "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!" *lunges towards Zell *
Quistis: "Seifer! One move and you fail the class. You are also to give Zell a present, or FAIL THE CLASS!!!!!"
Seifer: *lowers the gunblade * "...alright.....I'll buy the chickenwuss a diaper or something."
Quistis: "No, Seifer, you know the most important rule, you must make the present."
Seifer: "I thought the most important rule was 'Why do it today, when you can put it off till tomorrow?' Harharharharhar!"
Quistis: "What is today but yesterday's tomorrow."
Seifer: "Huh?"
Quistis: "Just make it"
Seifer: "Oh alright." *walks out the door*
Cid: "Quistis, come to the bridge right away!"
Quistis: *at the bridge * "Yes headmaster?"
Cid: "Since Squall slammed the door in my face when I asked him at 3:30 AM, could you take care of the garden while I go do business in FH? You will have to take care of everyone on the garden. Oh..and if you do anything to mess up the garden, you will be in BIG, BIG trouble!!!!!!!!" *runs out the door * "YAHOO!!!!! I'm free!!!"
Quistis: "And this...is where the insanity begins."
Authors Note: Heyho.....it's Ashley, here to write a weird insane fanfic for you all. Keela helped me think of alotta ideas for this, so thank her ^_^. Seifer has again joined the Garden, and Quistis is a teacher again. Irvine takes classes here cuz Galbadia Garden has been destroyed. If I made fun of any FF8 characters, I don't mean it. I like 'em all.. even Seifer. Just to let you know, part of the story is copied from a Spongebob Squarepants (he rocks!!!!!!!!) episode. And if you have a problem with him, you mess with me!!!!
Seifer: Oooooohhhhhhh, threatening!!!!!!
*sniff* Well, here it goes. The beginning isn't very good, the chapters get better as the story progresses. ^_^
-------------------------------------------------------------------
The Gift of Insanity
Chapter 1
One fine day with a woof and a purr.......*cough*
Squall: *woofs (actually drones with his boring attitude) into PA* "Hi everybody, this is Squall, your 'commander' *sigh*."
Quistis: *giggles from her classroom*.
Squall: "As everyone knows, today is the official class present exchange day. Every student attending Garden must give a gift to everyone attending the same class. That goes for teachers too. And remember, the gifts must be handmade." *turns off PA and turns to face Rinoa* "Even though you don't attend Garden, Rinoa, we all decided to give you a gift anyway."
Rinoa: *purrs* "It's ok Squall, you don't have to."
Squall: "Naw, we wanna. And you don't have to purr, we get your point."
Rinoa: "Well you didn't have to woof!"
Squall: "I didn't woof, I droned with my boring attitude."
Squall/Rinoa: *yell at each other for a very long period of time*
(Meanwhile in Quistis's classroom)
Quistis: *claps hands* "Ok ok !!!! I know that the only reason all of you love this holiday is because you get the entire day off. Just be sure to be back at 8:00 when we trade presents. Oh, and Seifer, do NOT injure your partner while training" *looks at Zell who has a gigantic cut on his arm*
Seifer: *bangs arm on table*
Quistis: "Ok, dismissed!!!!"
Everyone: *makes mad rush for the door*
Quistis: "Ahhh, Seifer, you stay here, I need to talk to you."
Seifer: *mumbles* "Shit."
Quistis: "I know I can't talk to you about changing your mind about giving everyone in the class a present, but at least give a present to Zell. You only give presents to Fujin and Raijin, and then the presents they get from you are your old used socks that you claim you made when you were two."
Seifer: "So?"
Zell: *comes running in* "Look Seifer, I made you a sweater!"
Seifer: *squints and reads the picture* "I heart class present day." *Shrugs and puts it on* "Uh, it's kinda itchy, what's it made of?"
Zell: "EYELASHES!!!!"
Seifer: "THAT'S IT, YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!"
Zell: *holds up a watery blob* "Dddo, ddo you like this one? I made it from my tears."
Seifer: "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!" *lunges towards Zell *
Quistis: "Seifer! One move and you fail the class. You are also to give Zell a present, or FAIL THE CLASS!!!!!"
Seifer: *lowers the gunblade * "...alright.....I'll buy the chickenwuss a diaper or something."
Quistis: "No, Seifer, you know the most important rule, you must make the present."
Seifer: "I thought the most important rule was 'Why do it today, when you can put it off till tomorrow?' Harharharharhar!"
Quistis: "What is today but yesterday's tomorrow."
Seifer: "Huh?"
Quistis: "Just make it"
Seifer: "Oh alright." *walks out the door*
Cid: "Quistis, come to the bridge right away!"
Quistis: *at the bridge * "Yes headmaster?"
Cid: "Since Squall slammed the door in my face when I asked him at 3:30 AM, could you take care of the garden while I go do business in FH? You will have to take care of everyone on the garden. Oh..and if you do anything to mess up the garden, you will be in BIG, BIG trouble!!!!!!!!" *runs out the door * "YAHOO!!!!! I'm free!!!"
Quistis: "And this...is where the insanity begins."
