Chapter 2
(Irvine and Squall are in the cafeteria trying to bake a cake for the girls.)
Squall: "So tell me again, Irvine, why is this such a good idea, when we could just buy a cake and pretend we made it?"
Irvine: "Come ON man, like, can't we just do it right for a change?"
Squall: "...whatever. I just give the cake 5 minutes in the oven before it blows up."
Irvine: "What are you talking about? Everyone knows you are supposed to put a cake in a microwave!!!"
Squall: "And why is that?"
Irvine: "Well, duh, how does it get hot?"
Squall: "I seriously doubt your sanity at times."
Irvine: "This cake will be a success and will be in the perfect shape of a hat that these eyes have ever seen!"
(They unsuccessfully try to make the cake and it turns out looking like a green blob)
Squall: "Hmmm, so this is the world famous perfect shaped hat?"
Irvine: *looks at the bubbling, fuzzy blob and makes an unsteady laugh * ".....it must have been that moldy seed I found on the floor...."
Squall: "Really? I thought they looked like beans."
Irvine: "Ok, so you were right. We can still bake it though!"
(With much effort-the cake kept fighting them and trying to escape-Irvine and Squall managed to shove the cake into the oven and lock the door)
Squall: *sets timer on his watch for 5 min. *
Irvine: "What do we do now?"
Squall: "Now, we wait."
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(Selphie runs out the door and runs straight into Rinoa)
Selphie: "Oh, hi Rinoa! I just made the very best present for Irvine!"
Rinoa: "Really? What is it?"
Selphie: "A fluffy pink bunny toy! I named it Mr. Happy!"
Rinoa: "Oh..". (remembers flashback)
~~ Irvine: "I loved everybody's Christmas present... except for Selphie's. Fluffy pink bunnies scare me."~~
Rinoa: "Why don't you come to my dorm and make something else for Irvine? You already made him a bunny last year."
Selphie: "I made one for you too! It's blue so it can match your outfit! Its name is Mr. Huggable!"
Rinoa: *shudders *
Selphie: "But I'll come anyway, I need to make something for everyone else."
(They flounce off to Rinoa's dorm.)
Rinoa: "I don't know what to make yet, but we can look for stuff in my closet."
(They stumble in and look for materials. The door closes, but neither of them seem to notice)
Rinoa: "Hey, I found another one of your bunnies. And another, and another. Why is my closet filled with your bunnies Selphie?"
Selphie: "Oops! Looks like Mr. Happy isn't a boy after all!"
Rinoa: "But Selphie, these bunnies are made of felt, why would it matter whether Mr. Happy was a boy or not........wait a minute, what exactly did you "put" in those bunnies?"
Selphie: *sweatdrops *
Rinoa: *sigh * "It doesn't matter, let's get out of here, the bunnies are up to my waist."
(Rinoa moves to open the door, but it won't open.)
Rinoa: "Uh oh."
Selphie: *nervously* "What do you *mean* uh oh?"
(She tries to open it but it's no good)
Rinoa: "I forgot this door locks from the outside."
Selphie: "You idiot! You locked the door!"
Rinoa: "I did not! It locked itself!"
Selphie: *pulls harder* "Come on! OPEN!"
Rinoa: "It's not going to listen to you."
Selphie: "Great, now we're going to die in here and no one will ever notice!"
Rinoa: "The bunnies are up to my shoulders now!"
Selphie: "THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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(Seifer is in Balamb trying to find something he can buy to fake making it)
Seifer: "I can't believe that idiot Quistis is making me actually buy something for that jerkface."
(Walks over to the pier and looks at the water.)
Seifer: *squints * "Is it just me? Or is that blob over there in the water coming closer to me? *sigh * I wish Fujin and Raijin were here. Man they sleep in late."
(The giant blob comes closer and Seifer can see that the blob is actually a ship)
Pirate Captain: "Ahoy there matey! We be passing by so don't mind us."
(They haul a giant bag overfilling with pies onto the land)
Seifer: "Wow, handmade pies!"
First mate: "These aren't handmade, they were made in a factory... a bomb factory...they're bombs."
Seifer: "Oh, I thought they were pies...and I wanted to buy one."
First mate: "But you can't eat them, there are bo."
Pirate Captain: *claps hand over First Mate's mouth * "Hehe, we were just kidding about all that bomb stuff. That'll be 25 gil.
Seifer: "What flavor is it?"
Pirate Captain, First mate, Second mate, third mate: *all at the same time * "Cherry, blueberry, apple, pizza."
Seifer: "Ok..*takes the pie, pays, and heads for the garden*...man, those guys were creepy. But at least I can get this over with."
(Irvine and Squall are in the cafeteria trying to bake a cake for the girls.)
Squall: "So tell me again, Irvine, why is this such a good idea, when we could just buy a cake and pretend we made it?"
Irvine: "Come ON man, like, can't we just do it right for a change?"
Squall: "...whatever. I just give the cake 5 minutes in the oven before it blows up."
Irvine: "What are you talking about? Everyone knows you are supposed to put a cake in a microwave!!!"
Squall: "And why is that?"
Irvine: "Well, duh, how does it get hot?"
Squall: "I seriously doubt your sanity at times."
Irvine: "This cake will be a success and will be in the perfect shape of a hat that these eyes have ever seen!"
(They unsuccessfully try to make the cake and it turns out looking like a green blob)
Squall: "Hmmm, so this is the world famous perfect shaped hat?"
Irvine: *looks at the bubbling, fuzzy blob and makes an unsteady laugh * ".....it must have been that moldy seed I found on the floor...."
Squall: "Really? I thought they looked like beans."
Irvine: "Ok, so you were right. We can still bake it though!"
(With much effort-the cake kept fighting them and trying to escape-Irvine and Squall managed to shove the cake into the oven and lock the door)
Squall: *sets timer on his watch for 5 min. *
Irvine: "What do we do now?"
Squall: "Now, we wait."
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(Selphie runs out the door and runs straight into Rinoa)
Selphie: "Oh, hi Rinoa! I just made the very best present for Irvine!"
Rinoa: "Really? What is it?"
Selphie: "A fluffy pink bunny toy! I named it Mr. Happy!"
Rinoa: "Oh..". (remembers flashback)
~~ Irvine: "I loved everybody's Christmas present... except for Selphie's. Fluffy pink bunnies scare me."~~
Rinoa: "Why don't you come to my dorm and make something else for Irvine? You already made him a bunny last year."
Selphie: "I made one for you too! It's blue so it can match your outfit! Its name is Mr. Huggable!"
Rinoa: *shudders *
Selphie: "But I'll come anyway, I need to make something for everyone else."
(They flounce off to Rinoa's dorm.)
Rinoa: "I don't know what to make yet, but we can look for stuff in my closet."
(They stumble in and look for materials. The door closes, but neither of them seem to notice)
Rinoa: "Hey, I found another one of your bunnies. And another, and another. Why is my closet filled with your bunnies Selphie?"
Selphie: "Oops! Looks like Mr. Happy isn't a boy after all!"
Rinoa: "But Selphie, these bunnies are made of felt, why would it matter whether Mr. Happy was a boy or not........wait a minute, what exactly did you "put" in those bunnies?"
Selphie: *sweatdrops *
Rinoa: *sigh * "It doesn't matter, let's get out of here, the bunnies are up to my waist."
(Rinoa moves to open the door, but it won't open.)
Rinoa: "Uh oh."
Selphie: *nervously* "What do you *mean* uh oh?"
(She tries to open it but it's no good)
Rinoa: "I forgot this door locks from the outside."
Selphie: "You idiot! You locked the door!"
Rinoa: "I did not! It locked itself!"
Selphie: *pulls harder* "Come on! OPEN!"
Rinoa: "It's not going to listen to you."
Selphie: "Great, now we're going to die in here and no one will ever notice!"
Rinoa: "The bunnies are up to my shoulders now!"
Selphie: "THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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(Seifer is in Balamb trying to find something he can buy to fake making it)
Seifer: "I can't believe that idiot Quistis is making me actually buy something for that jerkface."
(Walks over to the pier and looks at the water.)
Seifer: *squints * "Is it just me? Or is that blob over there in the water coming closer to me? *sigh * I wish Fujin and Raijin were here. Man they sleep in late."
(The giant blob comes closer and Seifer can see that the blob is actually a ship)
Pirate Captain: "Ahoy there matey! We be passing by so don't mind us."
(They haul a giant bag overfilling with pies onto the land)
Seifer: "Wow, handmade pies!"
First mate: "These aren't handmade, they were made in a factory... a bomb factory...they're bombs."
Seifer: "Oh, I thought they were pies...and I wanted to buy one."
First mate: "But you can't eat them, there are bo."
Pirate Captain: *claps hand over First Mate's mouth * "Hehe, we were just kidding about all that bomb stuff. That'll be 25 gil.
Seifer: "What flavor is it?"
Pirate Captain, First mate, Second mate, third mate: *all at the same time * "Cherry, blueberry, apple, pizza."
Seifer: "Ok..*takes the pie, pays, and heads for the garden*...man, those guys were creepy. But at least I can get this over with."
