Invader Zim-Gir's Day Out
Curse the Rain
Zim grimaced; grinding his zipper-like teeth together as yet another raindrop hit him. "Why do you not protect me, idiotic human contraption?" he yelled up at the umbrella, scurrying down the street. The alien looked up, seeing the comforting green glow of his house long before he actually saw the house itself. "You like your human master better than me, don't you? Huh? You will pay!" He threw the umbrella to the ground and began to jump on it. Of course, this left him completely exposed to the rain, which he realized three seconds later. "Ow! Noo! Will the pain never cease?"
He raced through the men's bathroom door, which served the purpose of a front door, slamming it closed behind him. "Computer, dry me off." He croaked out, standing hunched over. A tube lowered from the ceiling, encasing itself around Zim. A warm brisk air then filled the tube, but became large gusts. Zim was thrown around the tube, his screams not heard through the thick plastic. The winds abruptly stopped, letting the alien to drop to the floor, as the tube disappeared back into the mass of wires that was the ceiling.
He staggered up. His black wig was lying on the floor by his feet, his contacts lopsided. "Thanks.computer." He wheezed, stumbling over towards the kitchen. "Now, to find Gir." He jumped into the toilet bowl that was located in the kitchen, and flushed himself down into his lab.
"I'll do a scan of the area for him, first. Then, once the rain stops, I'll go collect him. Once I get my hands on that robot." He sighed, plopping down into a chair that rested in front of a large terminal. "Computer, locate Gir!" A map of the city appeared on the screen, and a few seconds later a red dot appeared. "Hmm.wait a minute! That's Dib's house!" Zim yelped, leaning forward to stare at the screen. "Computer, are you sure that's where Gir is?"
"Yes sir."
"Oh I should have known that earth bug was involved! He must have kidnapped poor Gir." Zim stood, marching over to one of the many tubes that led to various levels of his underground lab. "I have to let Gir know I'll save him. Then, I'll destroy that.Dib.once and for all." He jumped into the tube, allowing it to suck him up to another level. There was another computer terminal, this one with a microphone jutting from the side. "Computer, contact Gir."
There was a pause, "Helllooooo?"
"Gir, you're alright!"
"Master! Hiiii! I'm having fun with Dib's sister! Want to play with us?"
Zim rolled his eyes, "No! Ah, so Gaz is watching you. Hmm, I wonder where Dib is then." Suddenly a large crash came over the intercom, and the sound of a very annoyed human girl. "Gir, what's going on over there?"
"Ummm, Master, I broke somethin'...again. I have to go, come over and play with us! It'll be so much fun!" Another crash followed.
"Transmission Disconnected." The computer informed Zim. "What? No, reconnect! Reconnect!"
"Unable to contact Gir." The computer replied in the monotone voice. Zim growled, "They must have done something to Gir! I must go save him. Computer, take me up top."
Zim crawled out of the trashcan, running to the front door, whipping it open, and running out. A few seconds later he ran back in screaming, and wet. "Curse the rain! Now I must go submerged myself in that awful glue substance. Computer, take me to the glue! And hurry, Gir might be in trouble!"
Curse the Rain
Zim grimaced; grinding his zipper-like teeth together as yet another raindrop hit him. "Why do you not protect me, idiotic human contraption?" he yelled up at the umbrella, scurrying down the street. The alien looked up, seeing the comforting green glow of his house long before he actually saw the house itself. "You like your human master better than me, don't you? Huh? You will pay!" He threw the umbrella to the ground and began to jump on it. Of course, this left him completely exposed to the rain, which he realized three seconds later. "Ow! Noo! Will the pain never cease?"
He raced through the men's bathroom door, which served the purpose of a front door, slamming it closed behind him. "Computer, dry me off." He croaked out, standing hunched over. A tube lowered from the ceiling, encasing itself around Zim. A warm brisk air then filled the tube, but became large gusts. Zim was thrown around the tube, his screams not heard through the thick plastic. The winds abruptly stopped, letting the alien to drop to the floor, as the tube disappeared back into the mass of wires that was the ceiling.
He staggered up. His black wig was lying on the floor by his feet, his contacts lopsided. "Thanks.computer." He wheezed, stumbling over towards the kitchen. "Now, to find Gir." He jumped into the toilet bowl that was located in the kitchen, and flushed himself down into his lab.
"I'll do a scan of the area for him, first. Then, once the rain stops, I'll go collect him. Once I get my hands on that robot." He sighed, plopping down into a chair that rested in front of a large terminal. "Computer, locate Gir!" A map of the city appeared on the screen, and a few seconds later a red dot appeared. "Hmm.wait a minute! That's Dib's house!" Zim yelped, leaning forward to stare at the screen. "Computer, are you sure that's where Gir is?"
"Yes sir."
"Oh I should have known that earth bug was involved! He must have kidnapped poor Gir." Zim stood, marching over to one of the many tubes that led to various levels of his underground lab. "I have to let Gir know I'll save him. Then, I'll destroy that.Dib.once and for all." He jumped into the tube, allowing it to suck him up to another level. There was another computer terminal, this one with a microphone jutting from the side. "Computer, contact Gir."
There was a pause, "Helllooooo?"
"Gir, you're alright!"
"Master! Hiiii! I'm having fun with Dib's sister! Want to play with us?"
Zim rolled his eyes, "No! Ah, so Gaz is watching you. Hmm, I wonder where Dib is then." Suddenly a large crash came over the intercom, and the sound of a very annoyed human girl. "Gir, what's going on over there?"
"Ummm, Master, I broke somethin'...again. I have to go, come over and play with us! It'll be so much fun!" Another crash followed.
"Transmission Disconnected." The computer informed Zim. "What? No, reconnect! Reconnect!"
"Unable to contact Gir." The computer replied in the monotone voice. Zim growled, "They must have done something to Gir! I must go save him. Computer, take me up top."
Zim crawled out of the trashcan, running to the front door, whipping it open, and running out. A few seconds later he ran back in screaming, and wet. "Curse the rain! Now I must go submerged myself in that awful glue substance. Computer, take me to the glue! And hurry, Gir might be in trouble!"
