Squall: 3,2,1
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the cake blasts all over the cafeteria)
Irvine: "This can't be happening!!"
Squall: "I told you, and it happened right on time, too."
Irvine: "Uh, I think the big problem is not getting suffocated by this gunk."
(They back up against the wall and Irvine picks some of it up with a shovel and tosses it out the cafeteria window. It lands on the hotdog Zell is about to eat and burns a hole through the table.)
Zell: "Awww man, that was the ONLY hot dog left!"
Irvine: "Umm, I think we'd better get out of here. It burned the metal part of the shovel right off."
Squall: "Plus, we'd get in some really big trouble."
(They make a run for it)
Irvine: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" * runs frantically as fast as he can *
Squall: "Irvine, calm down." * jogs slowly at the pace Irvine's running *
Irvine: "How can u be so calm?!?!?!?! The blob is moving and eating tables!"
Squall: "I did win the bet however, we go to Balamb and buy a cake."
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Meanwhile...
Selphie: "THIS JUST ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!"
Rinoa: *muffled by bunnies* "We'll get out *cough* somehow, Selphie *cough*...these bunnies taste disgusting!" _
Selphie: "We've been in here at least three hours by now, I'll never have time to make a present for everyone!"
Rinoa: "Why don't you just give away your bunnies?"
Selphie: "But they look so cute in your closet, I just thought I could leave maybe seventy in here."
Rinoa: "NO-NO-NO! GIVE AWAY THE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!"
(There are so many bunnies now, that their weight, plus the weight of Rinoa and Selphie, splintered the door and eventually the whole door crashed down)
Rinoa: "Great, now I don't have a door to my closet."
Selphie: "At least we're free! *tries to open Rinoa's bedroom door but it's no use* Uhhhhhh Rinoa?"
Rinoa: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
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(Seifer is running toward the cafeteria to give the pie to Zell when Quistis walks up)
Quistis: "So you actually baked a pie for Zell?"
Seifer: "Baked? Oh, oh yeah...yeah I BAKED a pie for Zell."
Quistis: *gives Seifer a weird look* "Ok, but let me have a taste to see if you did it right. It looks delicious."
(Quistis dips a little finger on the side and is just about to eat it when...)
Quistis: "This would taste really good with some milk." *walks over to the milk and trips* "Whoops!" * the piece of pie falls and blows a giant hunk out of the garden *
(Quistis and Seifer go flying out of the garden along with the explosion.)
Quistis: *furiously* "Explain!!!!"
Seifer: "~~~~~~......and that's what happened! I swear, I had no idea it was a bomb!"
(Before anyone can do anything, Zell yells out)
Zell: "Man that was good! Oh, thanks Seifer for the pie." *waves at Quistis and Seifer and skips off*
Quistis: "....you kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him."
Seifer: "I didn't mean to, how was I supposed to know there was a bomb in it? Isn't there something we can do?"
Quistis: "Nope."
Seifer: "How the heck do you know!?!?! It's not like you've actually seen this before!"
Quistis: "Yes, as a matter of fact, eleven times. There's nothing you can do. I'd say he has until sundown before the bomb hits his lower intestine."
Seifer: "WHAT??? Wait, I'll call the hospital *calls* what? Can't do anything? Eleven times?! *Sigh* ok then *hangs up* how the heck do we tell him?!?!"
Quistis: "Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. Try to make his last moments his happiest."
Seifer: "I WILL!!! I'm gonna make him as happy as I can. And there's gonna be love! So much he's gonna drown in it...drown in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Quistis: *Note to self, watch out for Seifer.*
Seifer: *walks up to Zell* "Hey Zell, I forgot to tell you, there's a part two to your gift."
Zell: "REALLY!!!!??!?"
Quistis: *cry's and puts up a sign that says "new student wanted"*
Zell: "Hehe" *whispers* "Hey Seifer, looks like they're gonna replace you."
Seifer: "Uhhhhh yeah, listen, what's your most favorite thing to do?"
Zell: "Actually, I keep a list of my favorite things to do!" *takes out a mile long sheet of paper with his favorite things to do on them* "The really fun things, I've marked in red!"
Seifer: *trying to control his temper * "Zell, ALL of the things on the list are marked in red."
Zell: *trying to stifle a giggle * "I know!"
Seifer: *sigh* "Well, lets get this over with. First thing on the list, eat hot dogs.why am I not surprised." *rolls eyes*
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Quistis: "Well, that's over with *looks at the hole in the wall *....uhhhh, maybe not. *Goes to bridge * ummm, an accident has happened in the cafeteria-a bomb has been set off-every Garden student who's ID number is 1 through 1000 is to help me patch up the hole before Headmaster Cid comes back. *goes back to the cafeteria*."
Nida: *Comes walking through the cafeteria*
Fujin and Raijin: *Come walking through at the same moment*
Nida: *Randomly*"...and this is how I eat my Reeces." *takes a bite and throws it as hard as he can*
Raijin: "So ya think Seifer's actually gonna buy Zell something, Fujin?"
(the Reeces spins around and hits Fujin square in the face)
Fujin: "RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *spins around and faces Raijin, practically foaming at the mouth*
Raijin: "Uhhhhh, come on ya know! I didn't do nothing at all!"
Fujin: "ARRRRRGGGGGGG!!!" *drops her lunch and kicks some crab cakes on Raijin*
Raijin: "NO WAY!!! I AM NOT LETTING YOU BEAT ME UP AGAIN!!!!" *throws crabcakes at Fujin's head*
Zell: *from far away* "FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Quistis: "Huh? Waaaa? NO ZELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Headmaster Cid will kill me!!!"
(nonetheless a food fight starts, to Quistis's disliking)
Quistis: "DISLIKING!!!!!!!!!! HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE!!!!! I'm gonna die!! Be ripped to shreds, wahhhhh wahhhhhhh!!!!" *corncob smacks her face*
(there is a giant war going on right now, even the lunch ladies join in throwing hot dogs)
Zell: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" *Jumps left and right trying to protect his precious hot dogs, one escapes his grasp and whacks Fujin in the head.*
Fujin: *eye patch comes off*
Everyone in the cafeteria: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zell: *drops his bundle of hot dogs.*
Raijin: "AHHHHHHHH ya know!!!!! Put it back on! PUT IT BACK ON!!! I won't hit ya no more! I promise!" *cringes*
Fujin: *puts back eye patch* "That's what will happen to you if any one EVER hits me AGAIN!!!!!!"
Rajin: "Wow Fujin's serious, ya know! She only uses proper English when speaking if she's really pissed off!"
Fujin: "YOU THEN NEVER PISSED."
Raijin: "Huh?"
(Quistis is at the back of the cafeteria weeping)
Quistis: "WHY??? WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?!?!?!? *sees Squall and Irvine zoom by her VERY fast * Hmmm, as an expert Squall observer, I know that Squall doesn't usually run unless there is a crisis at hand." *sees a giant green blob hurtling towards her*
Quistis: *sigh* "Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse..."
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the cake blasts all over the cafeteria)
Irvine: "This can't be happening!!"
Squall: "I told you, and it happened right on time, too."
Irvine: "Uh, I think the big problem is not getting suffocated by this gunk."
(They back up against the wall and Irvine picks some of it up with a shovel and tosses it out the cafeteria window. It lands on the hotdog Zell is about to eat and burns a hole through the table.)
Zell: "Awww man, that was the ONLY hot dog left!"
Irvine: "Umm, I think we'd better get out of here. It burned the metal part of the shovel right off."
Squall: "Plus, we'd get in some really big trouble."
(They make a run for it)
Irvine: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" * runs frantically as fast as he can *
Squall: "Irvine, calm down." * jogs slowly at the pace Irvine's running *
Irvine: "How can u be so calm?!?!?!?! The blob is moving and eating tables!"
Squall: "I did win the bet however, we go to Balamb and buy a cake."
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Meanwhile...
Selphie: "THIS JUST ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!"
Rinoa: *muffled by bunnies* "We'll get out *cough* somehow, Selphie *cough*...these bunnies taste disgusting!" _
Selphie: "We've been in here at least three hours by now, I'll never have time to make a present for everyone!"
Rinoa: "Why don't you just give away your bunnies?"
Selphie: "But they look so cute in your closet, I just thought I could leave maybe seventy in here."
Rinoa: "NO-NO-NO! GIVE AWAY THE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!"
(There are so many bunnies now, that their weight, plus the weight of Rinoa and Selphie, splintered the door and eventually the whole door crashed down)
Rinoa: "Great, now I don't have a door to my closet."
Selphie: "At least we're free! *tries to open Rinoa's bedroom door but it's no use* Uhhhhhh Rinoa?"
Rinoa: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
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(Seifer is running toward the cafeteria to give the pie to Zell when Quistis walks up)
Quistis: "So you actually baked a pie for Zell?"
Seifer: "Baked? Oh, oh yeah...yeah I BAKED a pie for Zell."
Quistis: *gives Seifer a weird look* "Ok, but let me have a taste to see if you did it right. It looks delicious."
(Quistis dips a little finger on the side and is just about to eat it when...)
Quistis: "This would taste really good with some milk." *walks over to the milk and trips* "Whoops!" * the piece of pie falls and blows a giant hunk out of the garden *
(Quistis and Seifer go flying out of the garden along with the explosion.)
Quistis: *furiously* "Explain!!!!"
Seifer: "~~~~~~......and that's what happened! I swear, I had no idea it was a bomb!"
(Before anyone can do anything, Zell yells out)
Zell: "Man that was good! Oh, thanks Seifer for the pie." *waves at Quistis and Seifer and skips off*
Quistis: "....you kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him."
Seifer: "I didn't mean to, how was I supposed to know there was a bomb in it? Isn't there something we can do?"
Quistis: "Nope."
Seifer: "How the heck do you know!?!?! It's not like you've actually seen this before!"
Quistis: "Yes, as a matter of fact, eleven times. There's nothing you can do. I'd say he has until sundown before the bomb hits his lower intestine."
Seifer: "WHAT??? Wait, I'll call the hospital *calls* what? Can't do anything? Eleven times?! *Sigh* ok then *hangs up* how the heck do we tell him?!?!"
Quistis: "Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. Try to make his last moments his happiest."
Seifer: "I WILL!!! I'm gonna make him as happy as I can. And there's gonna be love! So much he's gonna drown in it...drown in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Quistis: *Note to self, watch out for Seifer.*
Seifer: *walks up to Zell* "Hey Zell, I forgot to tell you, there's a part two to your gift."
Zell: "REALLY!!!!??!?"
Quistis: *cry's and puts up a sign that says "new student wanted"*
Zell: "Hehe" *whispers* "Hey Seifer, looks like they're gonna replace you."
Seifer: "Uhhhhh yeah, listen, what's your most favorite thing to do?"
Zell: "Actually, I keep a list of my favorite things to do!" *takes out a mile long sheet of paper with his favorite things to do on them* "The really fun things, I've marked in red!"
Seifer: *trying to control his temper * "Zell, ALL of the things on the list are marked in red."
Zell: *trying to stifle a giggle * "I know!"
Seifer: *sigh* "Well, lets get this over with. First thing on the list, eat hot dogs.why am I not surprised." *rolls eyes*
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Quistis: "Well, that's over with *looks at the hole in the wall *....uhhhh, maybe not. *Goes to bridge * ummm, an accident has happened in the cafeteria-a bomb has been set off-every Garden student who's ID number is 1 through 1000 is to help me patch up the hole before Headmaster Cid comes back. *goes back to the cafeteria*."
Nida: *Comes walking through the cafeteria*
Fujin and Raijin: *Come walking through at the same moment*
Nida: *Randomly*"...and this is how I eat my Reeces." *takes a bite and throws it as hard as he can*
Raijin: "So ya think Seifer's actually gonna buy Zell something, Fujin?"
(the Reeces spins around and hits Fujin square in the face)
Fujin: "RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *spins around and faces Raijin, practically foaming at the mouth*
Raijin: "Uhhhhh, come on ya know! I didn't do nothing at all!"
Fujin: "ARRRRRGGGGGGG!!!" *drops her lunch and kicks some crab cakes on Raijin*
Raijin: "NO WAY!!! I AM NOT LETTING YOU BEAT ME UP AGAIN!!!!" *throws crabcakes at Fujin's head*
Zell: *from far away* "FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Quistis: "Huh? Waaaa? NO ZELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Headmaster Cid will kill me!!!"
(nonetheless a food fight starts, to Quistis's disliking)
Quistis: "DISLIKING!!!!!!!!!! HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE!!!!! I'm gonna die!! Be ripped to shreds, wahhhhh wahhhhhhh!!!!" *corncob smacks her face*
(there is a giant war going on right now, even the lunch ladies join in throwing hot dogs)
Zell: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" *Jumps left and right trying to protect his precious hot dogs, one escapes his grasp and whacks Fujin in the head.*
Fujin: *eye patch comes off*
Everyone in the cafeteria: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zell: *drops his bundle of hot dogs.*
Raijin: "AHHHHHHHH ya know!!!!! Put it back on! PUT IT BACK ON!!! I won't hit ya no more! I promise!" *cringes*
Fujin: *puts back eye patch* "That's what will happen to you if any one EVER hits me AGAIN!!!!!!"
Rajin: "Wow Fujin's serious, ya know! She only uses proper English when speaking if she's really pissed off!"
Fujin: "YOU THEN NEVER PISSED."
Raijin: "Huh?"
(Quistis is at the back of the cafeteria weeping)
Quistis: "WHY??? WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?!?!?!? *sees Squall and Irvine zoom by her VERY fast * Hmmm, as an expert Squall observer, I know that Squall doesn't usually run unless there is a crisis at hand." *sees a giant green blob hurtling towards her*
Quistis: *sigh* "Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse..."
