Chapter 4
(Irvine and Squall are still running, yes I believe they are jogging [at least Squall is] to the café in Dollet. How is that possible you ask? Why, they are running on the underground train tracks.)
Squall: "Another one of your brilliant ideas, Irvine? And you're positively, absolutely, SURE that one of us won't be hit? Getting killed isn't exactly fun, you know."
Irvine: "Awww, come on man! We won't be hit! Besides, we had to hide somewhere, Quistis looked about ready to stab us..but at least we lost her."
Squall: "How 'bout when we get back to the garden?"
Irvine: "Hmmmm, that is a problem, oh well, I'll probably get another wonderful terrific idea!"
Squall: *rolls eyes*
Irvine: "Hey, we won't be hit, ok? I'll prove it to you!" *jumps in the middle of the tracks and dances around*
Squall: *sees a light coming toward them* "Uhhhh, I don't think that's a very smart idea."
Irvine: "Of course it is! *turns around and sees a train coming full force at him* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" *blacks out*
(2 hours later)
Irvine: *wakes up* "Huh? Waaa? What happened?"
Squall: "Your idea worked, I didn't get hit, but fortunately you did."
Irvine: "Fortunately?!?!?!?!"
Squall: *talking really fast* "Yeah, the train carried you all the way to Dollet. I didn't have to wait for your slow moving legs to catch up to me. Well, since you were running in the tracks like that, it was inevitable. I also casted Protect on you right before you got hit, if I hadn't done that, you would have been killed. Also, I had to waste a whole Full Life magic on you, do know how hard it is to find those???? Geez, be more considerate of my feelings next time."
Irvine: *blink*
Squall: *sigh* "Yeah, Rinoa was right, I do need to spend more time away from you guys, especially Selphie and her *shudder* "cheerfulness". Let's go, the café is only a few blocks away."
(they arrive at the café)
Irvine: "Hey, so like, you get the cake and I'm gonna check out that jukebox and see if its got "Barney's on fire"."
Squall: "...I'm not going to even ask. *Goes to pick up the cake* What???? We have to wait? But I just called and you said it was ready!"
(Meanwhile Irvine is trying to find his song on the jukebox)
Irvine: "What the hell is this crap? Look at all these country songs! "Well, Slap a Donkey and Shove a Crowbar up your Nose"??? There's only this gay ass "country" music! Country music sucks ass!! Look at all these stupid cowboy wannabes. Blah-blah-blah-blah!!"
Squall: "When I'm around Irvine, nothing surprises me."
Irvine: "No way, man! I ain't playin' dat crap!" *his eyes widen* "Oh, hell! this is the stuff!"
(he puts some gil into the slot and presses the keys to play the song)
Irvine: "YEHAWWW! We be jammin now!"
(Nothing. Someone coughs)
Irvine: "Wut the??? Why ain't this %$$%*$)^&^ piece of crap working?!?!?!? I'm gonna get my money back for sure!"
(he sticks his finger all the way up the coin change slot. *pause* *laughs*, sorry. Anyway, he's feeling around up there)
Irvine: "Squall, I can't find the gil!"
Squall: "Oh never mind Irvine, just forget about the money. Anyways, we have to wait for the cake, they say its not done yet. I paid in advance."
Irvine: "Damn, man! And now I got no jammin' tunes!" *he tries to pull his finger out but can't* "What the..." *pulls harder* My finger's stuck in the hole!!!"
Squall: *grumbles* "This is going to be a loooong day."
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(Back to our fave closet girls Selphie and Rinoa)
Rinoa: "I get it now, unmoving objects hate me. They do."
Selphie: "C'mon Rinoa, it's not that bad, even though the bunnies are sort of a problem, they're all falling out your window now."
Rinoa: "We'll just crash down the door again, that's what we'll do!" *runs toward the door with a baseball bat*
Selphie: "NO RINOA!!!!!!" *grabs the baseball bat away from Rinoa*
Rinoa: "How do we get out then?!?!?!"
Selphie: "There must be a way...how about your window? We could jump out!"
Rinoa: "Could there be a less painful way?"
Selphie: "....no."
(they plug their noses and jump out the window)
Rinoa: "GERONIMO!!! *thud* Owwww, I landed in a bush....Selphie, Selphie?"
Selphie: "Ummmm, I'm in a tree."
Rinoa: "That's ok, at least we're out of the Garden."
(the garden starts to move toward the ocean)
Rinoa: "What the?!?!? The Garden wasn't scheduled to leave Balamb till tomorrow."
(inside the Garden)
Zell: "DUDE! THIS IS INCREDIBLY AWESOME!!!!!"
Seifer: *sigh* "Zell, I still think it's not a good idea to fly the Garden when you don't know how."
Zell: "But it was on my list.and wasn't it fun tying up Xu and Nida!?"
Seifer: *thoughtfully* "I agree..but what if people are still in Balamb.. they're stuck there. And what if someone actually fell out of the Garden in an attempt to escape a locked room?"
Zell: "Tch, I don't know anyone stupid enough to do that."
(back to the bush girls)
Rinoa: "Now we're stuck here."
Selphie: "Let's just get out of these plants and go to Balamb. We can phone Quistis and ask her what's going on. I'm sure everything is under control over there. Quistis never loses it during these situations."
(inside the Garden)
Quistis: "What?!?!?!? What is happening!!!!?? The Garden is NOT supposed to move until tomorrow! It was hard enough to kill that green blob Irvine set lose. *loses it completely* WHY??? Why does it happen to me?!?!?!! *the hunk of Garden they were fixing falls off* NOOOOO, now we have to do it ALL OVER AGAIN!!! I swear I'll kill whoever's responsible for this!"
(back to the bush girls)
Selphie: "I can't move..."
Rinoa: "Neither can I. Does this mean we're stuck again?"
Selphie: "We'll get out, we will! *tries to get out* We're stuck, aren't we?"
Rinoa: ".....Yes."
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(Zell is still driving the Garden to who knows where)
Seifer: *hears Quistis's shoes click as they walk towards the bridge* "Zell, we'd better get out of here, I hear Quistis."
(they make a run for it)
Quistis: *arrives at bridge* "What the .....Garden's moving WITHOUT A PILOT!!!!!!!! Nida, get here right away!"
Nida: *arrives with tied hands and is gagged.*
Quistis: *rips off gag* "What happened here??"
Nida: "Two masked men just grabbed me and threw me in a closet!"
Quistis: *catches Seifer and Zell about to run away* "And what are you two doing here?"
Seifer: *whispers to Zell* "Act natural. *out loud* We were very startled about the moving of the Garden, so we decided to come up here and investigate."
Quistis: "Ok..Zell what are you doing?"
(Zell keeps pushing his hair back and saying "yah baby")
Seifer: *hisses from the side of his mouth* "I said act natural, not diseased!"
Zell: "Huh? Oh! I get it!... no, no I don't."
Quistis: *sigh* "Ok, dismissed."
(they run down the hall as fast as their feet can carry them.)
Seifer: "'m glad that's over with. What's next on your god forsaken list?"
Zell: "Hmmm. Knock knock jokes! Knock knock!"
Seifer: "Who's there?"
Zell: *stifles a giggle* "ME!"
Seifer: "Oh god, that was gay."
(we see Seifer with Zell tied to his face)
Zell: "And turn right!"
Seifer: *turns right*
Zell: "And that is what it would be like if you had me for a face!"
Seifer: "I can't breathe."
Zell: "Ok! Now we eat hot dogs!"
Seifer: "Today is the worst day of my life." *shakes head*
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Quistis: "Ok, now that that crisis is over with, we come to the food fight."
(the food fight is still going on, some students are so messy they looks like dead monsters from the planet glob.
Fujin: "TOO MESSY."
Raijin: "You said it, ya know? We have to stop this."
Quistis: "I know what to do. HEY EVERYONE! IF SO MUCH AS ONE PERSON THROWS ANY TYPE OF FOOD IN THE GARDEN, I WILL PERMANENTLEY MAKE SURE THAT THE CAFETERIA STOPS SELLING CHEEZ WIZ!"
Everyone: *stops throwing abruptly*
Quistis: "AND EVERYONE IN THE FOOD FIGHT WILL HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS AND REBUILD THE CHUNK MISSING IN THE WALL OR.....OR FUJIN WILL TAKE OFF HER EYEPATCH AGAIN!"
Everyone: "AHHHHHHHH!!!!" *they immediately get to work*
Quistis: "Well, that worked out quite lovely."
(Irvine and Squall are still running, yes I believe they are jogging [at least Squall is] to the café in Dollet. How is that possible you ask? Why, they are running on the underground train tracks.)
Squall: "Another one of your brilliant ideas, Irvine? And you're positively, absolutely, SURE that one of us won't be hit? Getting killed isn't exactly fun, you know."
Irvine: "Awww, come on man! We won't be hit! Besides, we had to hide somewhere, Quistis looked about ready to stab us..but at least we lost her."
Squall: "How 'bout when we get back to the garden?"
Irvine: "Hmmmm, that is a problem, oh well, I'll probably get another wonderful terrific idea!"
Squall: *rolls eyes*
Irvine: "Hey, we won't be hit, ok? I'll prove it to you!" *jumps in the middle of the tracks and dances around*
Squall: *sees a light coming toward them* "Uhhhh, I don't think that's a very smart idea."
Irvine: "Of course it is! *turns around and sees a train coming full force at him* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" *blacks out*
(2 hours later)
Irvine: *wakes up* "Huh? Waaa? What happened?"
Squall: "Your idea worked, I didn't get hit, but fortunately you did."
Irvine: "Fortunately?!?!?!?!"
Squall: *talking really fast* "Yeah, the train carried you all the way to Dollet. I didn't have to wait for your slow moving legs to catch up to me. Well, since you were running in the tracks like that, it was inevitable. I also casted Protect on you right before you got hit, if I hadn't done that, you would have been killed. Also, I had to waste a whole Full Life magic on you, do know how hard it is to find those???? Geez, be more considerate of my feelings next time."
Irvine: *blink*
Squall: *sigh* "Yeah, Rinoa was right, I do need to spend more time away from you guys, especially Selphie and her *shudder* "cheerfulness". Let's go, the café is only a few blocks away."
(they arrive at the café)
Irvine: "Hey, so like, you get the cake and I'm gonna check out that jukebox and see if its got "Barney's on fire"."
Squall: "...I'm not going to even ask. *Goes to pick up the cake* What???? We have to wait? But I just called and you said it was ready!"
(Meanwhile Irvine is trying to find his song on the jukebox)
Irvine: "What the hell is this crap? Look at all these country songs! "Well, Slap a Donkey and Shove a Crowbar up your Nose"??? There's only this gay ass "country" music! Country music sucks ass!! Look at all these stupid cowboy wannabes. Blah-blah-blah-blah!!"
Squall: "When I'm around Irvine, nothing surprises me."
Irvine: "No way, man! I ain't playin' dat crap!" *his eyes widen* "Oh, hell! this is the stuff!"
(he puts some gil into the slot and presses the keys to play the song)
Irvine: "YEHAWWW! We be jammin now!"
(Nothing. Someone coughs)
Irvine: "Wut the??? Why ain't this %$$%*$)^&^ piece of crap working?!?!?!? I'm gonna get my money back for sure!"
(he sticks his finger all the way up the coin change slot. *pause* *laughs*, sorry. Anyway, he's feeling around up there)
Irvine: "Squall, I can't find the gil!"
Squall: "Oh never mind Irvine, just forget about the money. Anyways, we have to wait for the cake, they say its not done yet. I paid in advance."
Irvine: "Damn, man! And now I got no jammin' tunes!" *he tries to pull his finger out but can't* "What the..." *pulls harder* My finger's stuck in the hole!!!"
Squall: *grumbles* "This is going to be a loooong day."
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(Back to our fave closet girls Selphie and Rinoa)
Rinoa: "I get it now, unmoving objects hate me. They do."
Selphie: "C'mon Rinoa, it's not that bad, even though the bunnies are sort of a problem, they're all falling out your window now."
Rinoa: "We'll just crash down the door again, that's what we'll do!" *runs toward the door with a baseball bat*
Selphie: "NO RINOA!!!!!!" *grabs the baseball bat away from Rinoa*
Rinoa: "How do we get out then?!?!?!"
Selphie: "There must be a way...how about your window? We could jump out!"
Rinoa: "Could there be a less painful way?"
Selphie: "....no."
(they plug their noses and jump out the window)
Rinoa: "GERONIMO!!! *thud* Owwww, I landed in a bush....Selphie, Selphie?"
Selphie: "Ummmm, I'm in a tree."
Rinoa: "That's ok, at least we're out of the Garden."
(the garden starts to move toward the ocean)
Rinoa: "What the?!?!? The Garden wasn't scheduled to leave Balamb till tomorrow."
(inside the Garden)
Zell: "DUDE! THIS IS INCREDIBLY AWESOME!!!!!"
Seifer: *sigh* "Zell, I still think it's not a good idea to fly the Garden when you don't know how."
Zell: "But it was on my list.and wasn't it fun tying up Xu and Nida!?"
Seifer: *thoughtfully* "I agree..but what if people are still in Balamb.. they're stuck there. And what if someone actually fell out of the Garden in an attempt to escape a locked room?"
Zell: "Tch, I don't know anyone stupid enough to do that."
(back to the bush girls)
Rinoa: "Now we're stuck here."
Selphie: "Let's just get out of these plants and go to Balamb. We can phone Quistis and ask her what's going on. I'm sure everything is under control over there. Quistis never loses it during these situations."
(inside the Garden)
Quistis: "What?!?!?!? What is happening!!!!?? The Garden is NOT supposed to move until tomorrow! It was hard enough to kill that green blob Irvine set lose. *loses it completely* WHY??? Why does it happen to me?!?!?!! *the hunk of Garden they were fixing falls off* NOOOOO, now we have to do it ALL OVER AGAIN!!! I swear I'll kill whoever's responsible for this!"
(back to the bush girls)
Selphie: "I can't move..."
Rinoa: "Neither can I. Does this mean we're stuck again?"
Selphie: "We'll get out, we will! *tries to get out* We're stuck, aren't we?"
Rinoa: ".....Yes."
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(Zell is still driving the Garden to who knows where)
Seifer: *hears Quistis's shoes click as they walk towards the bridge* "Zell, we'd better get out of here, I hear Quistis."
(they make a run for it)
Quistis: *arrives at bridge* "What the .....Garden's moving WITHOUT A PILOT!!!!!!!! Nida, get here right away!"
Nida: *arrives with tied hands and is gagged.*
Quistis: *rips off gag* "What happened here??"
Nida: "Two masked men just grabbed me and threw me in a closet!"
Quistis: *catches Seifer and Zell about to run away* "And what are you two doing here?"
Seifer: *whispers to Zell* "Act natural. *out loud* We were very startled about the moving of the Garden, so we decided to come up here and investigate."
Quistis: "Ok..Zell what are you doing?"
(Zell keeps pushing his hair back and saying "yah baby")
Seifer: *hisses from the side of his mouth* "I said act natural, not diseased!"
Zell: "Huh? Oh! I get it!... no, no I don't."
Quistis: *sigh* "Ok, dismissed."
(they run down the hall as fast as their feet can carry them.)
Seifer: "'m glad that's over with. What's next on your god forsaken list?"
Zell: "Hmmm. Knock knock jokes! Knock knock!"
Seifer: "Who's there?"
Zell: *stifles a giggle* "ME!"
Seifer: "Oh god, that was gay."
(we see Seifer with Zell tied to his face)
Zell: "And turn right!"
Seifer: *turns right*
Zell: "And that is what it would be like if you had me for a face!"
Seifer: "I can't breathe."
Zell: "Ok! Now we eat hot dogs!"
Seifer: "Today is the worst day of my life." *shakes head*
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Quistis: "Ok, now that that crisis is over with, we come to the food fight."
(the food fight is still going on, some students are so messy they looks like dead monsters from the planet glob.
Fujin: "TOO MESSY."
Raijin: "You said it, ya know? We have to stop this."
Quistis: "I know what to do. HEY EVERYONE! IF SO MUCH AS ONE PERSON THROWS ANY TYPE OF FOOD IN THE GARDEN, I WILL PERMANENTLEY MAKE SURE THAT THE CAFETERIA STOPS SELLING CHEEZ WIZ!"
Everyone: *stops throwing abruptly*
Quistis: "AND EVERYONE IN THE FOOD FIGHT WILL HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS AND REBUILD THE CHUNK MISSING IN THE WALL OR.....OR FUJIN WILL TAKE OFF HER EYEPATCH AGAIN!"
Everyone: "AHHHHHHHH!!!!" *they immediately get to work*
Quistis: "Well, that worked out quite lovely."
