Chapter 5

(Back at the café....things aren't going to well for Irvine and Squall. Irvine's finger is *still* stuck in the jukebox, and Squall is sitting there with his head in his hands..)

Irvine: "Come on man!!!! Someone's gotta help me get out of this deathtrap! Just go get the cake Squall!"

Squall: "They said it was 5-10 min."

Irvine: "Well ask em again!"

Squall: "How long will the cake take?"

Shopkeeper: "It will take 5-10 min."

Squall: "But that's what you said 3 hours ago."

Irvine: "ARRRGGGGGG! Give the frikin cake to Squall right now!!" *shoots his gun in the air and bangs his arm on the jukebox *

(The song "oops I did it again" comes on and Irvine's finger pops out)

Irvine: "YEHAWWWWWWWWW I'm free!"

Squall: "The guy ran in the back mumbling something about it'll be 3-4 min."

Irvine: "Yeah, man, my finger hurts. Hey did you put more change in the parking meter for the car we rented?"

Squall: *dully* "Oops."

Irvine: "S'all right Squall-I'll do it." *walks outside and puts the change in. * "What the? It's not working! Hmmm. I'll probably get my finger stuck if I put my finger in. I won't lose my temper." *waits for 5 sec* "Arggg I'm getting back my money!"

(He sticks his finger all the way up the money slot and gets his finger stuck yet once again)

Irvine: "Oh no."

Britney: "Oops I did it again"

Squall: "You didn't...please tell me you didn't."

Irvine: "Ok, I won't tell you."

Shopkeeper: "It'll be 3-4 min."

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(Rinoa is in a VERY uncomfortable position, ewww no you sickos!, and Selphie is singing high hopes)

Rinoa: "Will you please shut UP??"

Selphie: *stops* "But we need high hopes to get out of this."

Rinoa: "Yeah, well I still don't understand how you can sing for 3 hours straight with out losing your breath or mind. I sure lost both."

Selphie: *in the most annoying voice you can think of* "well he's got HIIIIIIIIGH HOPES he's got HIIIIIGHT HOPES he's got HIGH APPLE PIE IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOPES!!!!!!!!"

Rinoa: "SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! *thrashes about like a wild maniac* ..hey I'm free, I'm FREE!!!!!!!! Ok Selphie, stop singing and I'll help you out of there just stand still."

Selphie: "NO-NO-NO-NO I wanna stay, I wanna stay!!!!!!!!!"

Rinoa: "Hmmmm, I have to get you out Selphie or ...or.... *picks up a bunny that fell out of the Garden* this bunny will get a ripped ear!"

Selphie: "*gasp!* Alright! Alright! I'll get out, just don't hurt Mrs. Fluffles." *jumps out of the tree easily*

Rinoa: "What!?!?!?!??! You could get out of the tree all along?!!?!? Why didn't you just jump out in the first place!!!!!??? Besides I thought you said you couldn't move."

Selphie: "I could. Mr. Muffykins couldn't. I was trying to say I can't move Mr. Muffykins's arm, but you cut me off."

Rinoa: *sigh* "I'll keep that in mind. Come on, I have to get to Balamb and buy a pie or something since we only have a few hours left."

Selphie: *cheerfully * "That's not the spirit!"

Rinoa: "We have to drive a car, the road's blocked and we both left our weapons in my closet. We have to find a car somewhere."

(By some miracle they spot a beautiful, red Ferrari in the grass, there are Griever pendants everywhere and a Griever hood ornament)

Rinoa: "AHHH so *this* is where Squall hides his precious car!"

Selphie: "There's a note in it."

Rinoa: *reads note* "This is private property of Squall Leonhart. If ANY ONE SO TOUCHES THIS CAR, SOMETHING YOU WILL REGRET WILL HAPPEN!!! Hmmmm, Squall wouldn't do anything to me. C'mon, this note is probably to scare people off or something. And he even left his keys in here."

(They jump in)

Selphie: "Well nothing has happened to us so far."

(All of a sudden the car makes a high pitched squeaky sound over and over and the doors lock, the seatbelts trap Rinoa and Selphie in. Squall's voice comes on the speakerphones)

Squall: * "I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INTO THE CAR, RINOA! I KNOW YOU READ THE NOTE! I WILL FIND YOU AND YOU WILL PAY!" *

Selphie: "I told you not to get in, when Squall yells, even if it's on a note, he's dead serious."

Rinoa: *frowns* "Squall's always serious."

Selphie: "Don't worry we'll get out, but we'll just get stuck again I bet."

Rinoa: "That's what I'm afraid of."

Selphie: "HE'S GOT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH HOPES!!!!!!!!"

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(Zell is having the time of his life eating hot dogs and Seifer is well...not to happy)

Seifer: "That's your 118th hot dog chickenwuss!!!!!!"

Zell: "Good, you counted. But I still have to get to 200 then I set a world record. And DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!!"

(2 min later)

Zell: "200 HOT DOGS BABY!!!!!!! Now if you look in the world records book, you'll see my name under most eaten hot dogs in 4 minutes!"

Seifer: "If you looked up stupid in the dictionary, you'll see Zell Dincht's picture."

Zell: "NAW HUH!!!!! ....I was sick during the photo session."

Seifer: "If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have $1."

Zell: "Does that mean I have a ear? Wait no I don't, yeah I do!"

Seifer: "... That was way too much information. So what's next on your list?"

Zell: "Hmmm what's this? Save Irvine from a parking meter at the café in Dollet?!? Who put this? I don't remember writing this. .oh well, its on my list so we gotta do it. Lets roll!" Duh duh duh duh da duh duh. Duh duh dadada duh da. *sings Powerpuff Girls theme*

(They arrive)

Zell: "Yo, sup Squall? My list says that we halfta save Irvine from a parking meter!"

Squall: "I'm not gonna even ask. He's in the parking lot. I tried to help him but it's no use."

(They walk over to Irvine)

Irvine: "Like, how the hell did you guys get here?"

Zell: *shows list *

Irvine: "Umm, yeah ok, well just get me outta here."

Zell: "You got it." *puts a black cloth over Irvine's hand mumbles the words "Seifer sucks royal dick!" and presto! Irvine's hand came out. *

Irvine: "Wow that was coool!!!!!!!"

Seifer: "What were those magic words again, I didn't hear them."

Squall: "Ummm, we won't tell you, but I liked them very much."

Irvine: "Well at least my finger can see daylight again. You know, I'm incredibly thirsty, lets get a soda back in the café."

Zell: "Ok!! But as long as you pay, Irvine."

Irvine: "Yeah ok."

(They all go back to the café)

Irvine: "I am NOT getting my finger stuck again. Squall, you put in the change."

Squall: "Ok. *Puts in change * hey, it worked for me, mmmm soda.. Pepsi's the best."

Irvine: "Ok, then I can put my change in, it won't bomb out now!!" *puts in change *

(Nothing happens, crickets chirp)

Seifer: "Weird weather we're having. Crickets chirping in the day."

Irvine: "Oh no you don't !!!!!!!!"

(Our Irvy yet once again, defies the law of giving up change, he sticks up his finger again... and gets stuck, again.)

(Meanwhile Squall and Seifer are having another argument)

Seifer: "What the heck are you talking bout Puberty Boy? Coke rocks this world!"

Squall: "Pepsi up your ass."

Seifer: "Ya? Well Coke ...Coke sound cooler."

Zell: *feebly * "I like 7up."

Seifer: "Up yours, Chickenwuss!"

Zell: "Hey I just heard my slogan!"

Squall: "Pepsi has a theme song."

Seifer: "Ya? Well so does Coke."

Squall: "You just don't like Pepsi cuz the little girl scares you, Seifer."

Seifer: *menacingly* "Squall."

Squall: *glowers* "Seifer."

Seifer: "Squall."

Zell: *stifles a giggle and makes a large grin* "Zell!"

Irvine: "I need help here."

Seifer: "I need to be a least 80 feet away from Puberty Boy. I'm leaving."

Zell: "Ok I'll come with you we still need 1 more thing to do!!!!"

Seifer: "YESSSSSSS!!!! And what would that be? More hot dogs?"

Zell: "Nope. To watch the sunset with whoever is doing this list with me,.. That would be you Seifer!"

Seifer: *Thinks to himself * "Sunset...sunset. SUNSET!!!!! Quistis said that he has until sunset before...."*Gulps* "Ok, Zell, you want a sunset..I'll give you a sunset!!!!"

Irvine: "Ummm, a little help here?"

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Quistis: "Yes, everything is going according to plan. I blackmail people with Fujin's eye and everyone will fix the garden and clean it till it sparkles. I might even get a raise."

(With a matter of minutes the everyone in the garden cleans up the garden, the hole in the garden is fixed too.)

Raijin: *Runs up.* "Hey, I cleaned my room ^_^. Aren't you all proud of me?"

Fujin: "NO."

Raijin: "Fine." *sees a loose bolt in the hunk of the Garden that they fixed* "Huh? What's this?" *Pulls the bolt *

Quistis: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(The whole hunk falls away)

Quistis: *Just stands there *

Headmaster Cid: "I'm back! Quistis how were things in the garden?"

Quistis: "CRAP!!!!!"