A/N Duh Duh Duh! My FIRST Lily and James fic, how cool! It's a hate/love fic. But all HATE right now. I own Skye Matthews (Rosa and Jill's mom) I own Katy Fair and I own some professors. Whoever came up with the whole hate/love thing, I love you! Italics in Green are Lily's thoughts and Red are James'. R/R!
Lily loves
James Potter tripped through the portrait hole grinning like an idiot. Less then a second after he entered, Lily Evans burst through. She had a temper as red as her hair and James always brought that out. The look on her face at the moment was none other then pure fury and hatred.
"James you are SUCH a prick!"
"I guess it just comes naturally."
"Errggggg! You make me so mad!" She stormed up the stairs to her dormitory. James walked over to where Remus and Sirius were sitting.
"What did you do now Prongs?" asked Remus a little amused at Lily's antics.
"I only put a rat on down her robes."
"James that was a mean trick!" He too ran up the stairs to his dormitory.
"What did you do to him?" asked Sirius, more amused then Remus had been, much more.
"I only put him down the robes of a certain redheaded prefect." Remus and Sirius exploded with laughter.
"Good one James!" Gasped Sirius, who was having one of his famous 'laugh attacks'.
"It was wasn't it?"
"I swear, you've going to end up with more detentions then Sirius." Remus joked.
"Oh I don't think so. I could never out-Sirius, Sirius."
"What a compliment Jamsie! I thank you from the deepest of my heart." He bowed like a gentleman; probably one of the only times he would be a gentleman too. Skye Matthews the walked down the stairs.
"James, I swear, the next time you bother Lily, I'm going to have to kill you."
"Sure, sure. I thought our dearest Lily could take care of herself." Lily, who had been sitting on the stairs, bolted over.
"You're damn right I can take care of myself."
"But Lil..." whined Skye.
"Stay out of this Skye!"
"Yah, stay out of this Skye." mimicked James.
"You shut up!" Lily snapped at him. James cowered. "Just don't be a complete ass and I won't hurt you."
"Hurt me with what?" he asked silently chuckling. "Your brain?"
"That's it! I'm really pissed off now."
"I thought you were going to hurt me?"
"I am!" She muttered, turning on her heel and punching him strait in the eye.
"AHHHH!" he yelled, putting his hand to his eye.
"There! I hurt you! Come on Skye, lets get leave this jerk and Remus and Sirius." She switched her hips and walked away.
"Sorry 'bout that James! I'm sure she didn't mean it!" Skye transfigured a pencil into an ice pack. James grabbed it greedily and put it against his injured eye.
"I'm sure she didn't mean it Skye. We've just about killed each other with curses a hundred times and the first time she hurts me, without magic, you say she didn't mean it, sure Skye, sure."
"I think I hurt myself more then I hurt him!"
"I doubt that. He's down there with and ice pack to his eye and was practically HOWLING in pain."
"Good."
"Lily how could you?" asked Noel
"Huh?"
"How could you punch our darling James?" asked Helen
"No he'll have an ugly black eye!" Said Noel.
"Good going Lil!" Said Lily's other good friend Serena. They high-fived and all sat down on Lily's bed to hear the whole story.
The next day, James showed up late for Potions, much to the dislike of Professor Darry, the head of the Ravenclaw house. He had a large pirate's patch over his right eye; the one Lily had punched.
"Thank you for gracing us with your presence Mr. Potter! Now may we please continue with the lesson?"
"I'm sorry Professor Darry, it won't happen again."
"That's what you said LAST time James." Steven Darry said. James looked around the room with his good and not patched-up eye. He saw Lily Evans, giggling into her hand.
A/N end of this chap. did you like it? I repeat I NEED A BETA READER! HELP ME! If you read this I beg of you to review. I would love you forever, even if you flame. (Now you understand my name!)
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