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A/N Duh Duh Duh! My FIRST Lily and James fic, how cool! It's a hate/love fic. But all HATE right now. I own Skye Matthews (Rosa and Jill's mom) I own Katy Fair and I own some professors. Whoever came up with the whole hate/love thing, I love you! Italics in Green are Lily's thoughts and Red are James'. R/R!

Lily loves HATES James

James Potter tripped through the portrait hole grinning like an idiot. Less then a second after he entered, Lily Evans burst through. She had a temper as red as her hair and James always brought that out. The look on her face at the moment was none other then pure fury and hatred.

"James you are SUCH a prick!" And I hate you with a passion! She screamed so the whole common room could hear her. "God! Why do you have to act like a complete ignoramus? You always are and were!

"I guess it just comes naturally." Boy, did I get her this time! He he he!

"Errggggg! You make me so mad!" She stormed up the stairs to her dormitory. James walked over to where Remus and Sirius were sitting.

"What did you do now Prongs?" asked Remus a little amused at Lily's antics.

"I only put a rat on down her robes." That was the greatest prank I've pulled on her in a long time. He responded innocently. At the moment Peter fell into the common room.

"James that was a mean trick!" He too ran up the stairs to his dormitory.

"What did you do to him?" asked Sirius, more amused then Remus had been, much more.

"I only put him down the robes of a certain redheaded prefect." Remus and Sirius exploded with laughter.

"Good one James!" Gasped Sirius, who was having one of his famous 'laugh attacks'.

"It was wasn't it?" I am the KING! James doused himself in glory. One of his greater joys in life was annoying the ever-annoying Lily Evans.

"I swear, you've going to end up with more detentions then Sirius." Remus joked.

"Oh I don't think so. I could never out-Sirius, Sirius."

"What a compliment Jamsie! I thank you from the deepest of my heart." He bowed like a gentleman; probably one of the only times he would be a gentleman too. Skye Matthews the walked down the stairs.

"James, I swear, the next time you bother Lily, I'm going to have to kill you."

"Sure, sure. I thought our dearest Lily could take care of herself." Lily, who had been sitting on the stairs, bolted over.

"You're damn right I can take care of myself." I'm not like all your fans, I can manage on my own, I don't need your, or anyone else's help!

"But Lil..." whined Skye.

"Stay out of this Skye!" I don't want to have to hurt you, I REALLY REALLY don't.

"Yah, stay out of this Skye." mimicked James. Please help me! I'm going to suffer the wrath of redheaded, red tempered Evans.

"You shut up!" Lily snapped at him. James cowered. "Just don't be a complete ass and I won't hurt you." And I could hurt you very, very bad.

"Hurt me with what?" he asked silently chuckling. "Your brain?" You're too 'petite' to hurt me! Plus I'm over a head taller then you AND you couldn't harm a fly.

"That's it! I'm really pissed off now." Don't punch him in the face! But he deserves it so much! Lily started to walk away, trying to control her anger; James was walking slightly behind her.

"I thought you were going to hurt me?"

"I am!" She muttered, turning on her heel and punching him strait in the eye.

"AHHHH!" he yelled, putting his hand to his eye. HOW DID SHE DO THAT? She hurt me! HOW?

"There! I hurt you! Come on Skye, lets get leave this jerk and Remus and Sirius." She switched her hips and walked away.

"Sorry 'bout that James! I'm sure she didn't mean it!" Skye transfigured a pencil into an ice pack. James grabbed it greedily and put it against his injured eye.

"I'm sure she didn't mean it Skye. We've just about killed each other with curses a hundred times and the first time she hurts me, without magic, you say she didn't mean it, sure Skye, sure." I'm sure as hell she didn't mean it. She didn't mean it like Sirius didn't mean to Change Snape purple yesterday. Skye shrugged and followed Lily's path up the stairs. She opened the door of the sixth year Gryffindor Girls and walked in. Lily was sitting on her four-poster with an ice pack on her hand. She noticed Skye and started talking.

"I think I hurt myself more then I hurt him!"

"I doubt that. He's down there with and ice pack to his eye and was practically HOWLING in pain."

"Good." Even if it did hurt me...I was an awesome punch. The other three girls that shared the dormitory walked in.

"Lily how could you?" asked Noel

"Huh?" Cab you say obsessive? The thought of James Potter makes my stomach feel like it's being mauled by tigers.

"How could you punch our darling James?" asked Helen

"No he'll have an ugly black eye!" Said Noel.

"Good going Lil!" Said Lily's other good friend Serena. They high-fived and all sat down on Lily's bed to hear the whole story.

The next day, James showed up late for Potions, much to the dislike of Professor Darry, the head of the Ravenclaw house. He had a large pirate's patch over his right eye; the one Lily had punched.

"Thank you for gracing us with your presence Mr. Potter! Now may we please continue with the lesson?"

"I'm sorry Professor Darry, it won't happen again." But it will if Evans has her say.!

"That's what you said LAST time James." Steven Darry said. James looked around the room with his good and not patched-up eye. He saw Lily Evans, giggling into her hand. I hate her! I hate her so much grrrrrr! I feel like I'm going to explode. I'll get you Evans, if it's the last thing I do.

A/N end of this chap. did you like it? I repeat I NEED A BETA READER! HELP ME! If you read this I beg of you to review. I would love you forever, even if you flame. (Now you understand my name!)

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