Chapter 7
(We see out cuties in jail MWAHAHAHAHAHA *wheeze*)
Irvine: "This is ALL YOUR FAULT, ALL YOURS!!!!!!!!!!"
Squall: *closes eyes* "Well you were the one who robbed the store, Irvine."
Irvine: Ya, ya? Well you didn't tell me that the door was automatic!"
Squall: "Whatever, we have one phone call. I guess we'll have to call Rinoa, since I'm sure Quistis would not be too happy to bail us out of jail after she had to clean up your cake, Irvine. "
Irvine: "MY CAKE?!?!?!?! MINE ? You contributed as much green to that glob as me!"
Squall: "Whatever."
(They call Rinoa and she picks up, but they can't hear her over the loud sound of "Smelly Cat")
Rinoa: "This is torture!!!!! .... wait a min." *turns off radio with feet*
Selphie: "I was listening to that!!!!!"
Rinoa: "My phone just rang, and I think I accidentally turned it on! *With much difficulty, she manages to get her hand out of the seatbelt and pick up her phone.* "Hello?"
Squall: "Rinoa? This is Squall. You need to bail us out of jail. Dipshit here robbed a cake store."
Irvine: "HEY!"
Rinoa: "This might not be the best of times to be calling. You see we're stuck in your..."
Selphie: *drags foot across throat * "he'll kill us!"
Squall: "Where? Where are you stuck?"
Rinoa: "Ummmm"
Squall: "DID YOU FIND MY FERRARI!?!?!?!"
Rinoa: *very quickly* "Selphie wants to talk to you."
Selphie: "What are you crazy, I don't want to talk to Squall when he's mad!!!!!...hello? speaking? Oh hi Squall! Haven't talked to you for a while. Wassssup?"
Squall: "..yea, well bail us out and we'll forgive you."
Selphie: "How exactly do we do that?"
Squall: *Does something * "Ok you can get out now."
Rinoa: "We're freed!"
(Rinoa drives Squall's Ferrari to the D-District prison. meanwhile)
Irvine: "I know! Lets do that thing they did in Shanghai Noon when *they* were in prison!"
Squall: "No. That was sick and disturbing. Besides, Rinoa and Selphie are on their way to bail us out."
Irvine: *pouts* "It would have worked."
(Selphie and Rinoa come in)
Squall: "I've never been so happy to see you guys!"
Rinoa: "You're never happy, period."
Squall: "......"
Irvine: "We're free, we're free!!!!!!" *Does the disco*
(They get in Squall's Ferrari and drive back to the garden)
Squall: "Its 11:00, now there's no way that we can exchange presents."
Rinoa: We were trapped in your car the whole day, so there was no way I could have made anything."
Irvine: *feebly* "We have this melted cake."
Rinoa: "I have nothing, except for the *twitch* things Selphie made."
Irvine: *puts arm around Selphie* "So Selphie, what did ya get for Irvy?" *wink*
Selphie: *cheerfully* "Well, Rinoa said you didn't like my pink bunnies."
Irvine: *shudders* "That would be correct."
Selphie: "So I got you blue ones!"
Irvine: *sweatdrops* "Eh.."
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*BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Seifer: "How could Zell blow up a second time?"
*BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*
Seifer: "Huh?" *Peeks over the corner of the wall*
(Zell is calmly sitting there playing video games)
Seifer: "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Zell: "Oh hi Seifer! I got bored of the sunset, so I brought along this gameboy to play. I even made a new list of fun things to do. We should get done by next January."
Seifer: "Bbbbbut, how, whrere ,da, huh,sjajahvmpflkLKjs!??!!!%$^%$!?!!?!!!!??!"
Zell: "Seifer! We already played "Babble like an Idiot"!"
Seifer: "Why didn't you blow up!!!! Blow up! blow up!"
Zell: "You want me to blow up?"
Seifer: "YES I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP!"
Zell: "Ok, I'll try. SQUALL, YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR HOT DOGS AND LIKE IT, WHETHER YOU ARE FULL OR NOT!!!!! Now you try."
Seifer: "NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP BECAUSE THERE WAS A BOMB IN YOUR PIE!"
Zell: "That was a good one Seifer!"
Seifer: "That's not what I meant! What about that bomb you ate!"
Zell: "A bomb?"
Seifer: "Yes! That pie that you ate! There was a bomb in it!"
Zell: *Takes a pie out of his pocket* "Oh you mean this pie? Dahahahahha" *laughs like Spongebob* "I saved it so we could eat it together! Here, lets eat it."
(He takes a step towards Seifer and trips over a little pebble)
Zell: "Whoops!"
(BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM, the pie blows up in Seifer's face)
Seifer: "Ouch."
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(It's now 12:00 A.M. and everyone is in the infirmary)
Squall: "Now we've lost all hope of ever exchanging presents."
Rinoa: "That's ok, I didn't make anything anyway."
Squall: "We were going to give you guys a cake, but Irvine decided to get arrested instead."
Irvine: "Hey!"
Selphie: "My present to you guys is to sing the smelly cat song!"
Rinoa: "PLEASE NO!"
Selphie: "Ok here it goes! Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody!"
Everyone: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, its not you fault."
Selphie: "Rinoa!"
Rinoa: "They won't take you to the vet."
Selphie: "Squall!"
Squall: *sigh* "Obviously not their favorite pet."
Selphie: "Zell!"
Zell: "May not be a bed of roses."
Selphie: "Quistis!"
Quistis: "You're no friend .. what was I supposed to say?"
Everyone: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, its not your fault!!!!!!"
Squall: "That was scary."
Zell: *Turns to Seifer who is totally covered in bandages, you can only see his eyes, nose and mouth.* "So, does this mean we aren't friends Seifer?"
Seifer: "Uuurrrgggg." *Tries to kick Zell, but the cast gets in the way*
Zell: *Sigh* "I guess its back to torment everyday."
Headmaster Cid: "So none of you made any presents?"
Squall: "We tried to buy one, but Irvine got arrested. He also got his finger stuck in a jukebox, a vending machine, a parking meter, a car, and a cash register.
Rinoa: "We got stuck in a closet, bedroom, tree, bush, and a Ferrari.
Quistis: "Squall and Irvine caused a food fight and Seifer blew a hole in the cafeteria."
Zell: "I forgot."
Quistis: "I did make brownies however."
Selphie: "Here Seifer, have a brownie." *Gives brownie to Seifer*
Rinoa: "At least you made something for Class Present Exchange Day, Quistis. Yummyful brownies."
Quistis: "They are good aren't they?"
(They stuff themselves with brownies and drink milk)
Selphie: "YEP! I love chocolate with milk!"
Irvine: "I like chocolate with lemonade."
Everyone except Squall and Seifer: "EWWWWW!!!!
(Meanwhile, Seifer is chewing his brownie, he sees everyone drinking milk, and, well, he's getting pretty thirsty.
Seifer: "MMMM GRRR UUGG!!!!!"
Quistis: "What is it Seifer?"
Seifer: *Tries to reach for their milk glasses.* "RRUUUGGGGGG!"
Rinoa: "I can't understand what he's saying."
Zell: "Me neither."
Everyone: "Eh." *They leave*
Squall: "Well, I come to one conclusion, this day did not make any sense."
(Authors note: Of course not, I wrote it!)
Seifer: "Hhhhuurrrrggg??? AAAARRGGGGG!"
Hehe, I think he's thirsty.)
GOT MILK????
(In other words, the end...finally!)
Me: "So how did you like that Squall?"
Squall: "...."
Me: "Yep! Squall speaks for everyone don't you Squall?"
Squall: "....."
(We see out cuties in jail MWAHAHAHAHAHA *wheeze*)
Irvine: "This is ALL YOUR FAULT, ALL YOURS!!!!!!!!!!"
Squall: *closes eyes* "Well you were the one who robbed the store, Irvine."
Irvine: Ya, ya? Well you didn't tell me that the door was automatic!"
Squall: "Whatever, we have one phone call. I guess we'll have to call Rinoa, since I'm sure Quistis would not be too happy to bail us out of jail after she had to clean up your cake, Irvine. "
Irvine: "MY CAKE?!?!?!?! MINE ? You contributed as much green to that glob as me!"
Squall: "Whatever."
(They call Rinoa and she picks up, but they can't hear her over the loud sound of "Smelly Cat")
Rinoa: "This is torture!!!!! .... wait a min." *turns off radio with feet*
Selphie: "I was listening to that!!!!!"
Rinoa: "My phone just rang, and I think I accidentally turned it on! *With much difficulty, she manages to get her hand out of the seatbelt and pick up her phone.* "Hello?"
Squall: "Rinoa? This is Squall. You need to bail us out of jail. Dipshit here robbed a cake store."
Irvine: "HEY!"
Rinoa: "This might not be the best of times to be calling. You see we're stuck in your..."
Selphie: *drags foot across throat * "he'll kill us!"
Squall: "Where? Where are you stuck?"
Rinoa: "Ummmm"
Squall: "DID YOU FIND MY FERRARI!?!?!?!"
Rinoa: *very quickly* "Selphie wants to talk to you."
Selphie: "What are you crazy, I don't want to talk to Squall when he's mad!!!!!...hello? speaking? Oh hi Squall! Haven't talked to you for a while. Wassssup?"
Squall: "..yea, well bail us out and we'll forgive you."
Selphie: "How exactly do we do that?"
Squall: *Does something * "Ok you can get out now."
Rinoa: "We're freed!"
(Rinoa drives Squall's Ferrari to the D-District prison. meanwhile)
Irvine: "I know! Lets do that thing they did in Shanghai Noon when *they* were in prison!"
Squall: "No. That was sick and disturbing. Besides, Rinoa and Selphie are on their way to bail us out."
Irvine: *pouts* "It would have worked."
(Selphie and Rinoa come in)
Squall: "I've never been so happy to see you guys!"
Rinoa: "You're never happy, period."
Squall: "......"
Irvine: "We're free, we're free!!!!!!" *Does the disco*
(They get in Squall's Ferrari and drive back to the garden)
Squall: "Its 11:00, now there's no way that we can exchange presents."
Rinoa: We were trapped in your car the whole day, so there was no way I could have made anything."
Irvine: *feebly* "We have this melted cake."
Rinoa: "I have nothing, except for the *twitch* things Selphie made."
Irvine: *puts arm around Selphie* "So Selphie, what did ya get for Irvy?" *wink*
Selphie: *cheerfully* "Well, Rinoa said you didn't like my pink bunnies."
Irvine: *shudders* "That would be correct."
Selphie: "So I got you blue ones!"
Irvine: *sweatdrops* "Eh.."
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*BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Seifer: "How could Zell blow up a second time?"
*BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*
Seifer: "Huh?" *Peeks over the corner of the wall*
(Zell is calmly sitting there playing video games)
Seifer: "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Zell: "Oh hi Seifer! I got bored of the sunset, so I brought along this gameboy to play. I even made a new list of fun things to do. We should get done by next January."
Seifer: "Bbbbbut, how, whrere ,da, huh,sjajahvmpflkLKjs!??!!!%$^%$!?!!?!!!!??!"
Zell: "Seifer! We already played "Babble like an Idiot"!"
Seifer: "Why didn't you blow up!!!! Blow up! blow up!"
Zell: "You want me to blow up?"
Seifer: "YES I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP!"
Zell: "Ok, I'll try. SQUALL, YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR HOT DOGS AND LIKE IT, WHETHER YOU ARE FULL OR NOT!!!!! Now you try."
Seifer: "NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP BECAUSE THERE WAS A BOMB IN YOUR PIE!"
Zell: "That was a good one Seifer!"
Seifer: "That's not what I meant! What about that bomb you ate!"
Zell: "A bomb?"
Seifer: "Yes! That pie that you ate! There was a bomb in it!"
Zell: *Takes a pie out of his pocket* "Oh you mean this pie? Dahahahahha" *laughs like Spongebob* "I saved it so we could eat it together! Here, lets eat it."
(He takes a step towards Seifer and trips over a little pebble)
Zell: "Whoops!"
(BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM, the pie blows up in Seifer's face)
Seifer: "Ouch."
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(It's now 12:00 A.M. and everyone is in the infirmary)
Squall: "Now we've lost all hope of ever exchanging presents."
Rinoa: "That's ok, I didn't make anything anyway."
Squall: "We were going to give you guys a cake, but Irvine decided to get arrested instead."
Irvine: "Hey!"
Selphie: "My present to you guys is to sing the smelly cat song!"
Rinoa: "PLEASE NO!"
Selphie: "Ok here it goes! Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody!"
Everyone: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, its not you fault."
Selphie: "Rinoa!"
Rinoa: "They won't take you to the vet."
Selphie: "Squall!"
Squall: *sigh* "Obviously not their favorite pet."
Selphie: "Zell!"
Zell: "May not be a bed of roses."
Selphie: "Quistis!"
Quistis: "You're no friend .. what was I supposed to say?"
Everyone: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, its not your fault!!!!!!"
Squall: "That was scary."
Zell: *Turns to Seifer who is totally covered in bandages, you can only see his eyes, nose and mouth.* "So, does this mean we aren't friends Seifer?"
Seifer: "Uuurrrgggg." *Tries to kick Zell, but the cast gets in the way*
Zell: *Sigh* "I guess its back to torment everyday."
Headmaster Cid: "So none of you made any presents?"
Squall: "We tried to buy one, but Irvine got arrested. He also got his finger stuck in a jukebox, a vending machine, a parking meter, a car, and a cash register.
Rinoa: "We got stuck in a closet, bedroom, tree, bush, and a Ferrari.
Quistis: "Squall and Irvine caused a food fight and Seifer blew a hole in the cafeteria."
Zell: "I forgot."
Quistis: "I did make brownies however."
Selphie: "Here Seifer, have a brownie." *Gives brownie to Seifer*
Rinoa: "At least you made something for Class Present Exchange Day, Quistis. Yummyful brownies."
Quistis: "They are good aren't they?"
(They stuff themselves with brownies and drink milk)
Selphie: "YEP! I love chocolate with milk!"
Irvine: "I like chocolate with lemonade."
Everyone except Squall and Seifer: "EWWWWW!!!!
(Meanwhile, Seifer is chewing his brownie, he sees everyone drinking milk, and, well, he's getting pretty thirsty.
Seifer: "MMMM GRRR UUGG!!!!!"
Quistis: "What is it Seifer?"
Seifer: *Tries to reach for their milk glasses.* "RRUUUGGGGGG!"
Rinoa: "I can't understand what he's saying."
Zell: "Me neither."
Everyone: "Eh." *They leave*
Squall: "Well, I come to one conclusion, this day did not make any sense."
(Authors note: Of course not, I wrote it!)
Seifer: "Hhhhuurrrrggg??? AAAARRGGGGG!"
Hehe, I think he's thirsty.)
GOT MILK????
(In other words, the end...finally!)
Me: "So how did you like that Squall?"
Squall: "...."
Me: "Yep! Squall speaks for everyone don't you Squall?"
Squall: "....."
