Chapter 7

(We see out cuties in jail MWAHAHAHAHAHA *wheeze*)

Irvine: "This is ALL YOUR FAULT, ALL YOURS!!!!!!!!!!"

Squall: *closes eyes* "Well you were the one who robbed the store, Irvine."

Irvine: Ya, ya? Well you didn't tell me that the door was automatic!"

Squall: "Whatever, we have one phone call. I guess we'll have to call Rinoa, since I'm sure Quistis would not be too happy to bail us out of jail after she had to clean up your cake, Irvine. "

Irvine: "MY CAKE?!?!?!?! MINE ? You contributed as much green to that glob as me!"

Squall: "Whatever."

(They call Rinoa and she picks up, but they can't hear her over the loud sound of "Smelly Cat")

Rinoa: "This is torture!!!!! .... wait a min." *turns off radio with feet*

Selphie: "I was listening to that!!!!!"

Rinoa: "My phone just rang, and I think I accidentally turned it on! *With much difficulty, she manages to get her hand out of the seatbelt and pick up her phone.* "Hello?"

Squall: "Rinoa? This is Squall. You need to bail us out of jail. Dipshit here robbed a cake store."

Irvine: "HEY!"

Rinoa: "This might not be the best of times to be calling. You see we're stuck in your..."

Selphie: *drags foot across throat * "he'll kill us!"

Squall: "Where? Where are you stuck?"

Rinoa: "Ummmm"

Squall: "DID YOU FIND MY FERRARI!?!?!?!"

Rinoa: *very quickly* "Selphie wants to talk to you."

Selphie: "What are you crazy, I don't want to talk to Squall when he's mad!!!!!...hello? speaking? Oh hi Squall! Haven't talked to you for a while. Wassssup?"

Squall: "..yea, well bail us out and we'll forgive you."

Selphie: "How exactly do we do that?"

Squall: *Does something * "Ok you can get out now."

Rinoa: "We're freed!"

(Rinoa drives Squall's Ferrari to the D-District prison. meanwhile)

Irvine: "I know! Lets do that thing they did in Shanghai Noon when *they* were in prison!"

Squall: "No. That was sick and disturbing. Besides, Rinoa and Selphie are on their way to bail us out."

Irvine: *pouts* "It would have worked."

(Selphie and Rinoa come in)

Squall: "I've never been so happy to see you guys!"

Rinoa: "You're never happy, period."

Squall: "......"

Irvine: "We're free, we're free!!!!!!" *Does the disco*

(They get in Squall's Ferrari and drive back to the garden)

Squall: "Its 11:00, now there's no way that we can exchange presents."

Rinoa: We were trapped in your car the whole day, so there was no way I could have made anything."

Irvine: *feebly* "We have this melted cake."

Rinoa: "I have nothing, except for the *twitch* things Selphie made."

Irvine: *puts arm around Selphie* "So Selphie, what did ya get for Irvy?" *wink*

Selphie: *cheerfully* "Well, Rinoa said you didn't like my pink bunnies."

Irvine: *shudders* "That would be correct."

Selphie: "So I got you blue ones!"

Irvine: *sweatdrops* "Eh.."

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*BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

Seifer: "How could Zell blow up a second time?"

*BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*

Seifer: "Huh?" *Peeks over the corner of the wall*

(Zell is calmly sitting there playing video games)

Seifer: "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Zell: "Oh hi Seifer! I got bored of the sunset, so I brought along this gameboy to play. I even made a new list of fun things to do. We should get done by next January."

Seifer: "Bbbbbut, how, whrere ,da, huh,sjajahvmpflkLKjs!??!!!%$^%$!?!!?!!!!??!"

Zell: "Seifer! We already played "Babble like an Idiot"!"

Seifer: "Why didn't you blow up!!!! Blow up! blow up!"

Zell: "You want me to blow up?"

Seifer: "YES I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP!"

Zell: "Ok, I'll try. SQUALL, YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR HOT DOGS AND LIKE IT, WHETHER YOU ARE FULL OR NOT!!!!! Now you try."

Seifer: "NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP BECAUSE THERE WAS A BOMB IN YOUR PIE!"

Zell: "That was a good one Seifer!"

Seifer: "That's not what I meant! What about that bomb you ate!"

Zell: "A bomb?"

Seifer: "Yes! That pie that you ate! There was a bomb in it!"

Zell: *Takes a pie out of his pocket* "Oh you mean this pie? Dahahahahha" *laughs like Spongebob* "I saved it so we could eat it together! Here, lets eat it."

(He takes a step towards Seifer and trips over a little pebble)

Zell: "Whoops!"

(BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM, the pie blows up in Seifer's face)

Seifer: "Ouch."

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(It's now 12:00 A.M. and everyone is in the infirmary)

Squall: "Now we've lost all hope of ever exchanging presents."

Rinoa: "That's ok, I didn't make anything anyway."

Squall: "We were going to give you guys a cake, but Irvine decided to get arrested instead."

Irvine: "Hey!"

Selphie: "My present to you guys is to sing the smelly cat song!"

Rinoa: "PLEASE NO!"

Selphie: "Ok here it goes! Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody!"

Everyone: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, its not you fault."

Selphie: "Rinoa!"

Rinoa: "They won't take you to the vet."

Selphie: "Squall!"

Squall: *sigh* "Obviously not their favorite pet."

Selphie: "Zell!"

Zell: "May not be a bed of roses."

Selphie: "Quistis!"

Quistis: "You're no friend .. what was I supposed to say?"

Everyone: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, its not your fault!!!!!!"

Squall: "That was scary."

Zell: *Turns to Seifer who is totally covered in bandages, you can only see his eyes, nose and mouth.* "So, does this mean we aren't friends Seifer?"

Seifer: "Uuurrrgggg." *Tries to kick Zell, but the cast gets in the way*

Zell: *Sigh* "I guess its back to torment everyday."

Headmaster Cid: "So none of you made any presents?"

Squall: "We tried to buy one, but Irvine got arrested. He also got his finger stuck in a jukebox, a vending machine, a parking meter, a car, and a cash register.

Rinoa: "We got stuck in a closet, bedroom, tree, bush, and a Ferrari.

Quistis: "Squall and Irvine caused a food fight and Seifer blew a hole in the cafeteria."

Zell: "I forgot."

Quistis: "I did make brownies however."

Selphie: "Here Seifer, have a brownie." *Gives brownie to Seifer*

Rinoa: "At least you made something for Class Present Exchange Day, Quistis. Yummyful brownies."

Quistis: "They are good aren't they?"

(They stuff themselves with brownies and drink milk)

Selphie: "YEP! I love chocolate with milk!"

Irvine: "I like chocolate with lemonade."

Everyone except Squall and Seifer: "EWWWWW!!!!

(Meanwhile, Seifer is chewing his brownie, he sees everyone drinking milk, and, well, he's getting pretty thirsty.

Seifer: "MMMM GRRR UUGG!!!!!"

Quistis: "What is it Seifer?"

Seifer: *Tries to reach for their milk glasses.* "RRUUUGGGGGG!"

Rinoa: "I can't understand what he's saying."

Zell: "Me neither."

Everyone: "Eh." *They leave*

Squall: "Well, I come to one conclusion, this day did not make any sense."

(Authors note: Of course not, I wrote it!)

Seifer: "Hhhhuurrrrggg??? AAAARRGGGGG!"

Hehe, I think he's thirsty.)

GOT MILK????

(In other words, the end...finally!)

Me: "So how did you like that Squall?"

Squall: "...."

Me: "Yep! Squall speaks for everyone don't you Squall?"

Squall: "....."