On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a brand new uzi.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two medi packs and a brand new uzi
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three artifacts, two medi packs, and a
brand new uzi.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four days in China, three artifacts, two
medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five spandex tops! Four days in China,
three artifacts, two medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six rocket launchers, five spandex tops!
Four days in China, three artifacts, two medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven cans of air freshener (for
Winston's little problem) six rocket launchers, five spandex tops! Four days in China, three
artifacts, two medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight Von Croy dartboards, seven cans
of air freshener, six rocket launchers, five spandex tops! Four days in China, three artifacts, two
medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine sets of gun clips, eight Von Croy
dartboards, seven cans of air freshener, six rocket launchers, five spandex tops! Four days in
China, three artifacts, two medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten panes of new glass (to replace the
ones the baddies broke at the end of TR2), nine sets of gun clips, eight Von Croy dartboards,
seven cans of air freshener, six rocket launchers, five spandex tops! Four days in China, three
artifacts, two medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven tins of Earl Grey (my favourite
type of tea), ten panes of new glass, nine sets of gun clips, eight Von Croy dartboards, seven cans
of air freshener, six rocket launchers, five spandex tops! Four days in China, three artifacts, two
medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love (who is he anyway?) gave to me twelve books on
judo, eleven tins of Earl Grey (I'll never have to send Winston to the store again), ten panes of
new glass (what will I do with the extra ones?), nine sets of gun clips, eight Von Croy dartboards
(these will last me about a week), seven cans of air freshener (ditto), six rocket launchers, five
spandex tops (I wonder why he bought me these!) Four days in China (I'll be there all year!),
three artifacts (did he steal them from a museum?), two medi packs (these will last about an
hour), and a brand new uzi!!!!!!!!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two medi packs and a brand new uzi
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three artifacts, two medi packs, and a
brand new uzi.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four days in China, three artifacts, two
medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five spandex tops! Four days in China,
three artifacts, two medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six rocket launchers, five spandex tops!
Four days in China, three artifacts, two medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven cans of air freshener (for
Winston's little problem) six rocket launchers, five spandex tops! Four days in China, three
artifacts, two medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight Von Croy dartboards, seven cans
of air freshener, six rocket launchers, five spandex tops! Four days in China, three artifacts, two
medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine sets of gun clips, eight Von Croy
dartboards, seven cans of air freshener, six rocket launchers, five spandex tops! Four days in
China, three artifacts, two medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten panes of new glass (to replace the
ones the baddies broke at the end of TR2), nine sets of gun clips, eight Von Croy dartboards,
seven cans of air freshener, six rocket launchers, five spandex tops! Four days in China, three
artifacts, two medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven tins of Earl Grey (my favourite
type of tea), ten panes of new glass, nine sets of gun clips, eight Von Croy dartboards, seven cans
of air freshener, six rocket launchers, five spandex tops! Four days in China, three artifacts, two
medi packs, and a brand new uzi
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love (who is he anyway?) gave to me twelve books on
judo, eleven tins of Earl Grey (I'll never have to send Winston to the store again), ten panes of
new glass (what will I do with the extra ones?), nine sets of gun clips, eight Von Croy dartboards
(these will last me about a week), seven cans of air freshener (ditto), six rocket launchers, five
spandex tops (I wonder why he bought me these!) Four days in China (I'll be there all year!),
three artifacts (did he steal them from a museum?), two medi packs (these will last about an
hour), and a brand new uzi!!!!!!!!
