ATTENTION: I really love the Harry Potter books. I've read them all like four times and can't wait for the fifth book (hopefully out next June!). Anyway, I'm only writing this because I thought it was funny. Please don't get a) offended or b) mad. But laugh people! Laugh!


Harry Potter in the Proverbial Nutshell


Harry Potter has a horrible summer, he finally gets to Hogwarts and finds out about something he wasn't supposed to know about.

He tells Ron and Hermione.

Ron says something enthusiastic yet thoughtless, Hermione cries about breaking rules but does stuff anyway.

Hagrid gets into trouble again.

Draco does something mean and gets away with it.

Snape smirks and says something mean too.

Points get taken from Gryffindor and Slytherin.

Harry nearly dies playing Quidditch.

A lot of people hate Harry, then a lot of people love Harry.

Voldemort (Ooops!) He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named shows up in some form or another and taunts Harry.

Finally Harry does something stupid and brave and saves the day and ends up in the hospital wing.

Dumbledore says something encouraging and then Harry goes home foolishly thinking that this summer will be alright.

(rinse and repeat)


Again: No flaming please. I mean no harm. Oh yeah, I don't own Harry Potter or any of J.K. Rowling's wonderful characters or ideas. Thanks for playing, come again!