Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, otherwise Maxwell would be chained to my bed by now.

[camera shows the gundam boys playing Black Jack round a table]

Quatre's voice: Smile everyone!

Duo: looks up from his cards Heeyyy...that's a cool looking camera.

Wufei: Hit.

Trowa: flips a card to him

Heero: simultaneously smacks him

Wufei: I meant the CARD, Yuy!!!!

Heero: Common mistake.

Duo: Come on, Quatre, join us.

Quatre's voice: No, I'll film you guys. laughs

Duo: Okay...hm. Hit.

Trowa: flips a card to him

Heero: smacks him as well

Duo: HEE-CHAAAAN!!!!

Heero: Sorry.

Wufei: He looks almost gleeful when he says that.

[camera on: showing Quatre and his Gundam...upside down]

Quatre: Um...very good, Duo, but...you have to turn the camera.

Duo's voice: Whoops.

[camera turns]

Heero's voice: Idiot.

[dark room...camera moving closer Heero's sleeping face]

Heero: Snzz....wha-? blinks and wakes up

Duo's voice: Ehehe...good morning.

THUD. BAM.

[camera crashes to floor]

Voices:

"OMAE O KOROSU, KONO HENTAI!!!"

"Aw, c'mon, you look so peaceful and angelic when you're sleeping!! I just wanted to capture it!"

"WILL YOU MORONS SHUT THE HELL UP, WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!"

"NOO, MY CAMERA!"

"I swear, I have dysfunctional teammates..."

BZZSH

[camera focuses on a drowsy Heero at the breakfast table]

Quatre's voice: Ohayo, Heero!

Heero: Mmf. glares

Quatre's voice: You look tired.

Heero: Couldn't sleep.

Quatre's voice: Why?

Heero: Maxwell.

Duo's voice: Oh, so everything's MY fault, is it?

Heero: Shut up, Maxwell.

Duo: comes into view And who was the one who sold all my X-Men comics away?

Heero: snaps Well, YOU ripped up my favourite Wing Zero boxers!

-pause-

(aside from several guffaws coming from Wufei in the living room)

Duo: Uh...

Heero: flushing slightly I'm going back to bed.

Duo: You do that.

Quatre's voice: Um...Duo? Did you really?

Duo: Don't ask.

BZZSH

[camera on]

Quatre's voice: Okay...say hi, Trowa!

Trowa: blinks ...hi.

Quatre's voice: Why don't you tell us what you're doing?

Trowa: Nothing.

Quatre's voice: Um...as in...seriously?

Trowa: shrugs Nothing.

[camera moves around room]

Trowa's voice: There's nothing interesting in here, Quatre.

[camera zooms into a picture of Catherine in a red bikini]

Quatre's voice: Oh GOSH, Trowa, what on earth-

[camera fzzss, then shows the wall of the corridor oustide]

Trowa's voice: And stay out.

SLAM.

BZZZSH

[camera on, zooming into Wufei]

Quatre's voice: A few words, Wufei?

Wufei: Pet topic. Justice. clears throat

Quatre's voice: Um...only a few words...

Wufei: JUSTICE IS THE ONLY RIGHT PATH IN LIFE AND IF YOU DON'T-

[camera off]

Author's notes: Sort of my first GW parody fic…please R&R, thanx!