Little Bobby
Bobby walks outside school, bullies run up and beat the tar out of him.
Afterward, he's laying bruised on the ground and he see's a girl.
Classic signs of "he has a crush on her" play.
Bobby: (Sighs happy, love kind of sigh)
Show exterior of houses, Maul rakes leaves in his front yard. He falls
to his knees and covers his eyes, screams.
Maul: Augh! My eyes.
Bobby passes
Maul: Can you tell your Mom to quit that.
Bobby ignores him.
Bobby goes in house. Mom is sitting at table holding book upside down.
Mom: (nervously) Uh, hi honey. This is what I've been doing, just reading.
Bobby: Where's Dad?
Mom: At work.
Bobby: Oh, so he's playing in that band.
Mom: Band?
Bobby: Never mind. I'm gonna go see Dad at "work"
Mom: Okay.
Show Beatles w/ instruments, Come Together playing in background.
Bobby: DAD!
John (stops playing): Yeah?
Bobby: I need to talk to you
Beatles leave (not John)
Bobby: I'm having feeling for this... girl
John: It's all perfectly natural. That's how you came into existence.
Bobby: You said I was the result of too much whiskey.
John: Oh, no, it was love. All you need is love.
Bobby: I could have sworn--
John: IT WAS LOVE!
Show classroom, Bobby gets note passed to him.
Bobby opens note, it says:
I like you.
Jessie (i dotted with heart for extra sap)
Bobby looks to girl he likes (Jessie), she smiles.
Bobby comes home with black eye.
Mom: (holding book, still upside down) What happened?!
Bobby: Those bullies beat me up again (puts on love struck voice and
expression) But that's not important.
Mom: (puts down book) That's it! Tomarrow, I'm gonna fling my feces
at them.
Bobby: Oh Mom.
Show School Exterior, Bobby stands in front. Bullies advance, Jessie
steps up.
Jessie: You stop beating him up, you don't know him!
Bobby: Uh, Jessie, I don't think you should get near them today, my mom--
Jessie: Bobby, I'm trying to defend you. (to bullies) Now you should--
Jessie is suddenly hit by a barrage of feces.
Bobby: Oh lord, no.
Runs to Mom at gate.
Mom: I pegged that mean looking blonde one!
Bobby: (casts his eyes downward) sure mom.
Jessie: WHAT IS THIS!?
Bobby walks outside school, bullies run up and beat the tar out of him.
Afterward, he's laying bruised on the ground and he see's a girl.
Classic signs of "he has a crush on her" play.
Bobby: (Sighs happy, love kind of sigh)
Show exterior of houses, Maul rakes leaves in his front yard. He falls
to his knees and covers his eyes, screams.
Maul: Augh! My eyes.
Bobby passes
Maul: Can you tell your Mom to quit that.
Bobby ignores him.
Bobby goes in house. Mom is sitting at table holding book upside down.
Mom: (nervously) Uh, hi honey. This is what I've been doing, just reading.
Bobby: Where's Dad?
Mom: At work.
Bobby: Oh, so he's playing in that band.
Mom: Band?
Bobby: Never mind. I'm gonna go see Dad at "work"
Mom: Okay.
Show Beatles w/ instruments, Come Together playing in background.
Bobby: DAD!
John (stops playing): Yeah?
Bobby: I need to talk to you
Beatles leave (not John)
Bobby: I'm having feeling for this... girl
John: It's all perfectly natural. That's how you came into existence.
Bobby: You said I was the result of too much whiskey.
John: Oh, no, it was love. All you need is love.
Bobby: I could have sworn--
John: IT WAS LOVE!
Show classroom, Bobby gets note passed to him.
Bobby opens note, it says:
I like you.
Jessie (i dotted with heart for extra sap)
Bobby looks to girl he likes (Jessie), she smiles.
Bobby comes home with black eye.
Mom: (holding book, still upside down) What happened?!
Bobby: Those bullies beat me up again (puts on love struck voice and
expression) But that's not important.
Mom: (puts down book) That's it! Tomarrow, I'm gonna fling my feces
at them.
Bobby: Oh Mom.
Show School Exterior, Bobby stands in front. Bullies advance, Jessie
steps up.
Jessie: You stop beating him up, you don't know him!
Bobby: Uh, Jessie, I don't think you should get near them today, my mom--
Jessie: Bobby, I'm trying to defend you. (to bullies) Now you should--
Jessie is suddenly hit by a barrage of feces.
Bobby: Oh lord, no.
Runs to Mom at gate.
Mom: I pegged that mean looking blonde one!
Bobby: (casts his eyes downward) sure mom.
Jessie: WHAT IS THIS!?
