Little Bobby

Bobby walks outside school, bullies run up and beat the tar out of him.
Afterward, he's laying bruised on the ground and he see's a girl.
Classic signs of "he has a crush on her" play.

Bobby: (Sighs happy, love kind of sigh)


Show exterior of houses, Maul rakes leaves in his front yard. He falls
to his knees and covers his eyes, screams.

Maul: Augh! My eyes.

Bobby passes

Maul: Can you tell your Mom to quit that.

Bobby ignores him.

Bobby goes in house. Mom is sitting at table holding book upside down.

Mom: (nervously) Uh, hi honey. This is what I've been doing, just reading.

Bobby: Where's Dad?

Mom: At work.

Bobby: Oh, so he's playing in that band.

Mom: Band?

Bobby: Never mind. I'm gonna go see Dad at "work"

Mom: Okay.



Show Beatles w/ instruments, Come Together playing in background.

Bobby: DAD!

John (stops playing): Yeah?

Bobby: I need to talk to you

Beatles leave (not John)

Bobby: I'm having feeling for this... girl

John: It's all perfectly natural. That's how you came into existence.

Bobby: You said I was the result of too much whiskey.

John: Oh, no, it was love. All you need is love.

Bobby: I could have sworn--

John: IT WAS LOVE!


Show classroom, Bobby gets note passed to him.

Bobby opens note, it says:

I like you.

Jessie (i dotted with heart for extra sap)

Bobby looks to girl he likes (Jessie), she smiles.


Bobby comes home with black eye.

Mom: (holding book, still upside down) What happened?!

Bobby: Those bullies beat me up again (puts on love struck voice and
expression) But that's not important.

Mom: (puts down book) That's it! Tomarrow, I'm gonna fling my feces
at them.

Bobby: Oh Mom.


Show School Exterior, Bobby stands in front. Bullies advance, Jessie
steps up.

Jessie: You stop beating him up, you don't know him!

Bobby: Uh, Jessie, I don't think you should get near them today, my mom--

Jessie: Bobby, I'm trying to defend you. (to bullies) Now you should--

Jessie is suddenly hit by a barrage of feces.

Bobby: Oh lord, no.

Runs to Mom at gate.

Mom: I pegged that mean looking blonde one!

Bobby: (casts his eyes downward) sure mom.

Jessie: WHAT IS THIS!?