--Scissorman Is Coming To Town--

A Videogame Christmas Murder Comedy

~Well this is my first fanfic since I changed my name, and I hope this one will live up to the hype I started with So2 Survivor and the short (and soon to be continued) Divine Comedia. This is a new twist involving Scissorman from the Clocktower games and a couple other well known and not well known videogame characters. Enjoy, and don't forget your barf bags!!~

RoidFront Mission: Oh...Winters remind me so much of Karen....She used to love the snowfall....Oh...Karen....Why did that have to happen? Why? *suddenly a figure lunges out and with a quick flick of his wrists causes his enormous scissors to clamp around Roid's head and then severe it entirely off*

Scissorman: Geez, get over it....Wait...Um....I guess I don't need to say that *slinks off*

*the next day the newspaper run a new and frightening headline "Roid murdered last night"*

PepperEvolution: That's not very frightening

BY A MANIAC WITH AN ENORMOUS PAIR OF SCISSORS!!!!

Everyone: GASP!!

MintDewprism: Wait...That's not very odd

ZeratulStarcraft: The girl has a point

*suddenly two gleaming scissor blades appear and sear off Zeratul's head like a pumpkin as it smashes into the ground in a fireworks of blood and brains*

Mint: Well that was interesting....AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Mint then begins to run away like the pyschotic little bitch that she is as Pepper blinks*

Pepper: I guess your the murderer?

Scissorman*emerging over Zeratul's body*: I guess you could say that

Pepper*blinking*: Mmhmm, kinda young aren't you?

Scissorman: Hey the age requirement for murder is seven, don't be getting all "Your too young to ruthlessly murder people with extreme prejudice"

Pepper: Alright then *walks into the big videogame party house*

Scissorman: HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!! HOW DARE YOU CLOUD MY SENSES WITH USELESS BABBLE! *sneaks in*

*no one seems to notice, of course all that Elixir probably had something to do with. It doesn't just refill your HP and MP, take my word for it.*

Scissorman: Whoohoo! Check out all the people!!

*suddenly a man stumbles up to Scissorman, it just happens to be Bowman from So2*

Bowman: Hello there, sonny *hic* how yah doin'? Want some Eli*hic*ir?

*and thus Scissorman severes Bowman's head, wouldn't you know? No one notices*

~Alright that probably wasn't my best work, but it's not over yet. I'll be taking requests for videogame characters to die, I just hope I know who any of them are o.o. Well stay tuned for further raunchy scissor-induced death in Episode 2 "That's not spilled punch..."~