Shinji's wish
Chapter 2
The goddess was puzzled. She'd seen people react in fear at her sudden
appearance, but never like this. Her latest client, one M R Shinji Ikari
cowered under his bed and was trembling and crying and muttering
incoherently. " ……Oh god its an angel…oh shit…I'm gonna die ..oh
please momma help me..," The goddess pulled up the bed sheet and
peeked under the bed." Please come out M R Shinji Ikari "she spoke softly.
I'm sorry I frightened you. I won't harm you." Shinji looked into the sky
blue eyes of his mysterious guest and thought:" Maybe she isn't an angel.
If she were, I'd be dead by now." Finding this line of reasoning logical ,
He came out from under the bed and sat and looked at the girl in his room.
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am the goddess Belldandy." "Y-you're a
goddess?" "I am." she replied emphatically." Yea right, thought Shinji.
Asuka's probably pulling a prank on me because she knows I can't get a
Girlfriend." Belldandy interjected." But why can't you get a
girlfriend?" " Ok take a look at me, I'm a damn wimp. I ,m weak willed
And let people push me around." "You have a good heart M R Shinji
Ikari, that is why I was sent to grant you one wish." "She can't be real..
But maybe…" "I KNOW MY WISH!" " Oh have you decided already?!!"
"Yeah " answered Shinji." I WANT YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND
FOREVER!!…..but that's not gonna happen is it?"
Suddenly the gem on Belldandy's forehead began to glow and a
gust of wind blew thru Misato,s apartment. A beam of blue light from
the gem shot skyward, illuminating the heavens. The wind died down and
Shinji fell unceremoniously on his bed. Belldandy, face beaming with delight
Said to him" I'm happy to inform you that your wish has been approved!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaat!" "So together you and I.." "You can't stay here!" They'll
Think you're an angel and try to capture you and dissect you!" "Shinji,
The ULTIMATE FORCE has been put in force to keep us together and the
wish cannot be broken." "Well we've gotta hide you.. Suddenly Misato
broke in the door screaming "OMIGOD ! SHINJI!! SHINJI TELL ME YOU
YOU'RE ALLRIGHT!!! In her arms, she held the BIGGEST F******
GUN Shinji had ever seen outside of what an Eva carried. She grabbed
Shinji and shoved him toward the door, sighted the positron rifle on
Belldandy, and pulled the trigger. She was rewarded with the sight
of a ten million dollar piece of ordinance spray water two feet in the air
And make a puddle in front of the "ANGEL". This turn of events was
too much for Misato to handle, who made a puddle smelling of ammonia,
at her feet and promptly fainted.
To be continued………………..
