NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!! Aren't you peolple lucky? Heh heh heh;) ok, more people come, and, well, I guess we'll start playing. I still have openings for, um, * can be seen counting on fingers * 5 more people! Heh heh, cool. Anyway, here is Weasel, the ferret of DOOM! To give you my diclaimer 'cuz I'm to lazy!
Weasel: ZaiFae owns nothing! So don't try to sue her and steal her money, 'cuz then I won't have any yummy food. OOO foooooo...
Me: And that was Weasel. Any questions go to her since she is now my lawyer.
Weasel:...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK!
"Arg, am I to get no peace until this game starts! Oh well, better go answer the door." I walked to the door, and opened it. there were three people standing there, two Irkens and a human. "Hiya CryingChild, Invader Quin, and Chris! Didja come ta play poker?"
"Uh hu.." Invader Quin started but Chris cut her off. "Hey, I'm not "Chris" anymore, I'm almost Almighty Tallest Blue, remember?" "um Chris?" I asked, and pointed to the real Almighty Tallest, who, by the way, were looking pretty ticked. As you may or may not have guessed, Chris looked like the Tallest only...well...blue. "D-d-did I say almost Almighty Tallest Blue? Heh heh, I meant Chris, just plain ol' Chris." He stammered. "I think I'll sit ove here now." He ran and sat in the seat farhest from the Tallest. "Sorry 'bout that," I told CryingChild and Invader Quin. "it's okay," the replied in unison. Then they burst out laughing. CryingChild holds up a huge mug of coffee. "I... brought... this!" she managed to gasp out. "oh goody," I cried, "'cuz my computer can't make coffee for beans, and I don't even try! C'mon, let's see if I can find you guys a seat." As I said that, two chairs magically popped up next to each other. "well, whaddya know." The two girls went and sat down in their seats, and I took mine. "ok, let's start this thing," I said. "ya'll know how to play poker right?" Nods all around the table, except from Gir, who is shaking his head, but that means yes anyway. I picked up two decks of cards, and start shuffling them, talking while I shuffle. "in my game, 3 of a kind beats a pair, 2 pair beats 3 of a kind, a straight beats 2 pair, a flush beats a straight, a royal flush beats a flush, and a straight flush beats everything. Get it? Good. I deal, or Dib, no ifs, ands, or buts. No chips, you bet with what ya got on ya. Winning player takes the pot, the cards come back to me, and we start a new round. Ok, let's play." I started to deal the cards around to my left. The order goes like this: Me, Kat, Mephisto, Aliet, Purple, Red, Shadow, Shibby, Dib, Kidk, Zim, Gir, CryingChild, Invader Quin, Chris, and Jhonen. There were sixteen people, but room for four or five more. Anyway, everyone had five cards, and the opening bets were made. Everyone put in something worth somewhere around $100, except Gir. He put in a rubber piggy, which we all know is worth millions! Heehee! Anyway we were all about to lay down our cards when...
Heehee, suspense! What will happen? I don't know, and I'm writing this thing. That can't be good. Anyway, I'll write more soon, as soon as I am inspired. This is Invader ZaiFae signing off, and remember, the truth is out there, ya jus' gotta look really hard to find it!
Weasel:...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. Huh, what's going on?
Weasel: ZaiFae owns nothing! So don't try to sue her and steal her money, 'cuz then I won't have any yummy food. OOO foooooo...
Me: And that was Weasel. Any questions go to her since she is now my lawyer.
Weasel:...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK!
"Arg, am I to get no peace until this game starts! Oh well, better go answer the door." I walked to the door, and opened it. there were three people standing there, two Irkens and a human. "Hiya CryingChild, Invader Quin, and Chris! Didja come ta play poker?"
"Uh hu.." Invader Quin started but Chris cut her off. "Hey, I'm not "Chris" anymore, I'm almost Almighty Tallest Blue, remember?" "um Chris?" I asked, and pointed to the real Almighty Tallest, who, by the way, were looking pretty ticked. As you may or may not have guessed, Chris looked like the Tallest only...well...blue. "D-d-did I say almost Almighty Tallest Blue? Heh heh, I meant Chris, just plain ol' Chris." He stammered. "I think I'll sit ove here now." He ran and sat in the seat farhest from the Tallest. "Sorry 'bout that," I told CryingChild and Invader Quin. "it's okay," the replied in unison. Then they burst out laughing. CryingChild holds up a huge mug of coffee. "I... brought... this!" she managed to gasp out. "oh goody," I cried, "'cuz my computer can't make coffee for beans, and I don't even try! C'mon, let's see if I can find you guys a seat." As I said that, two chairs magically popped up next to each other. "well, whaddya know." The two girls went and sat down in their seats, and I took mine. "ok, let's start this thing," I said. "ya'll know how to play poker right?" Nods all around the table, except from Gir, who is shaking his head, but that means yes anyway. I picked up two decks of cards, and start shuffling them, talking while I shuffle. "in my game, 3 of a kind beats a pair, 2 pair beats 3 of a kind, a straight beats 2 pair, a flush beats a straight, a royal flush beats a flush, and a straight flush beats everything. Get it? Good. I deal, or Dib, no ifs, ands, or buts. No chips, you bet with what ya got on ya. Winning player takes the pot, the cards come back to me, and we start a new round. Ok, let's play." I started to deal the cards around to my left. The order goes like this: Me, Kat, Mephisto, Aliet, Purple, Red, Shadow, Shibby, Dib, Kidk, Zim, Gir, CryingChild, Invader Quin, Chris, and Jhonen. There were sixteen people, but room for four or five more. Anyway, everyone had five cards, and the opening bets were made. Everyone put in something worth somewhere around $100, except Gir. He put in a rubber piggy, which we all know is worth millions! Heehee! Anyway we were all about to lay down our cards when...
Heehee, suspense! What will happen? I don't know, and I'm writing this thing. That can't be good. Anyway, I'll write more soon, as soon as I am inspired. This is Invader ZaiFae signing off, and remember, the truth is out there, ya jus' gotta look really hard to find it!
Weasel:...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. Huh, what's going on?
