"YOU-KNOOOOW-WHO IN THE QUIDDITCH FEILD!" Shouted Ginny who just ran in to the great hall, right after those words, she fainted. Harry Ron and Hermione all stand up at these words, Ron runs over to his fainted Sister. Voldemort runs in crackling insanely "GINNY LOVES ME, AND I LOVE HER, JUST WANTED TO TELL YA ALL!" Every one starts Screaming- Draco Malfoy walks over to Voldemort also laughing insanely, then for no reason, he faints next to Ginny. Ginny wakes up "NO, I LOVE DRACO!" she then faints again. "NO I LOVE DRACO" Voldemort yells at Harry. Harry runs to Voldemort "BUT I LOVE YOU!" Hermione picks up a book and yells, "I KNOW I NEW SPELL". Then she starts running around the great hall with the book in her hands. Trelawny kisses Ron, then Ron runs to Hermione "TRELAWNY KISSED ME!" Herman throws the book at Ron with an insane smile on and starts running around the great hall again. Harry starts kissing Voldemort "I LOVE YOU!" Ginny wakes up smashes a flowerpot on the ground, laughs, and runs into a wall. Draco wakes up and runs around singing "WHOS THE GUY RIGHT NEXT TO ME? VOLDEMORT! VOLDEMORTIE! WHOS THE GUY WHO WILL ALWAYS BE? VOLDEMORT! VOLDEMORTIE! WHOS THE ONE, THAT LOVES TO KILL? VOLDEMORT! VOLDEMORTIE! WHOS THE ONE LAST SEEN DEAD ON A HILL? VOLDEMORT! VOLDEMORTIE!" Flur Declour appears out of no where and starts yelling, "IM HALF VEELA THATS RIGHT VEELA" Ron looks at Flur "I.... Hi...o.... Um.... I...." "BOB?" Flur askes the wall whom she thinks is Barty Crouch. Mad Eye Moody walks in "THEY WANT TO KILL ME!" "QUIET IM WATCHING MY SOAPS" McGonagall yells while watching a TV that is off. Dumbledore walks up to McGonagall "YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME!" Snape walks over to Dumbledore and says, "Fame isn't every thing." Dumbledore looks at Snape "you're now my boyfriend, you got that?" The cast of survivor 3 walks in and starts eating live rats. Dumbledore shouts "ME AND SNAPE ARE IN LOVE!" "OH, HOW BEAUTIFUL" screams Voldemort, tears of joy rolling down his eyes. Worm tail walks in, cuts off his arm and gives it to Volemort. Ginny looks at everyone "I SAW RON AND HERMIONE MAKE OUT!" Hermione puts herself in a jacket and throws her self in a padded room. Ron shouts to Hermione "WAIT FOR ME" Fluffy walks in "WOOF" Ginny does an Irish jig. Norbert, all grown up, comes in with Hagard riding on his back, and crushes them all.

THE END!