Mario / Harry Potter

Chapter II

Dun...

DUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMM...........

Bowser: And now we're back with the "Mario Sucks" channel. After slight technical difficulties *unpleasantly red-smeared men hover in view for an instant* the camera is up and running again.

Bowser: Anyway

Bowser: Since I feel like saving Mario for last, we now have Hermione: as our latest contestant!

Hermione: You look a lot like a giant turtle!

Bowser: Don't be insulting, young lady!

Bowser: I'll have you know that I am a Koopa!

Bowser: And a handsome one, at that.

Bowser: And I shall now proceed to fight you before Draco: smashes you with a steamroller!

Hermione: *incredulously You're trusting DRACO: MALFOY with a STEAMROLLER?

Bowser: Yep! It's fun!

Hermione: *pointing at Bowser* Petrificus Totalus!

*Nothing happens.*

Bowser: You know what?

Bowser: This is getting awfully redundant.

Hermione: *pointing at Bower and a wandering Spirit* Crucio!

*The Spirit Screams!*

Bowser: *unimpressed* Young lady, are you aware that that curse is illegal?

Hermione: *pointing at Bowser* Imperio!

Bowser: You know, I wish you would be like Harry and put on your socks.

Hermione: *desperately* Bobo Monopolis!

*Bowser turns into Bowser the Clown.*

Bowser: WHAT?

Hermione: HEHEHEHE!

*Bowser pulls out the Star Rod.*

Hermione: Uh-oh.

*Stars go around the star rod, and little dots form around it with a black background and cool sound effects.*

Hermione: UH-OH.

*A lightning bolt comes down to hit Hermione.*

*Bowser the Clown turns back into the Real Bowser.*

*Miraculously, Hermione is still alive and conscious.*

*Unfortunately, she's a babbling idiot.*

Bowser: DRACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Draco: *from afar* WHAT???????

Bowser: IT'S TIME TO CRUSH HERMIONE!

Draco: ALL RIGHT!

*Draco comes in, manuvering a large steamroller towards Hermione.*

Hermione: *interested* Oooh.... Pretty Colors!

*Draco runs the steamroller over Hermione.*

Draco: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I've always wanted to do that!

Narrator: Is it just me, or is this getting a little redundant?

Bowser: NO! WILL YOU HELP ME GET ON MY SOCKS?

*Draco rolls over Hermione again!*

*And again!*

*And again and again and again!*

*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!*****

Draco: The steamroller is still not dead!

Draco: Wow!

Draco: Hermione is less toxic than Harry!

*Hermione gets up.*

Hermione: Ooh... Pretty Colors!

Draco: I thought you were dead! *Looks at Narrator* Isn't she supposed to be dead?

Narrator: It wasn't long enough.

Hermione: *interested* The Narrator is supposed to be dead?

Narrator: I'm a HE, you idiot!

Narrator: Bowser?

Narrator: Please do this.

Bowser: What if I don't?

Narrator: Then you won't get your favorite chicken...

Bowser: *weeping* FINE, YOU KNOW MY SECRET!

Bowser: OK, I'LL DO IT!

*Bowser says something, and fire begins to gather in his mouth.*

*Draco says something, and a pack of special TNT goes into his mouth.*

*The Narrator types something, and iced tea goes into his mouth to help ignite it all.*

*Bowser blows.*

*Fire spurts from his mouth and engulfs Hermione.*

*She goes up in ashes... like a cartoon!*

*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!*

Bowser: And see you next time on "Mario Sucks!"

Bowser: Remember, we are sponsored by...

Bowser: Our sponsors.

Bowser: And me.

Bowser: Oh, yeah.

Bowser: Well...

Bowser: We still haven't gotten to taking over the world.

Bowser: So we'll have to wait till next time. Bye, all you losers!

*Bowser breathes fire at the camera.*

*The camera breaks.*

*Scene ends.*

Disclaimer: Just in case anyone cares (I see you shaking your heads) nobody here is original, except me, the narrator. I don't even know why I'm doing this, except to annoy you. Oh, well. Bye!