Mario / Harry Potter
Chapter II
Dun...
DUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMM...........
Bowser: And now we're back with the "Mario Sucks" channel. After slight technical difficulties *unpleasantly red-smeared men hover in view for an instant* the camera is up and running again.
Bowser: Anyway
Bowser: Since I feel like saving Mario for last, we now have Hermione: as our latest contestant!
Hermione: You look a lot like a giant turtle!
Bowser: Don't be insulting, young lady!
Bowser: I'll have you know that I am a Koopa!
Bowser: And a handsome one, at that.
Bowser: And I shall now proceed to fight you before Draco: smashes you with a steamroller!
Hermione: *incredulously You're trusting DRACO: MALFOY with a STEAMROLLER?
Bowser: Yep! It's fun!
Hermione: *pointing at Bowser* Petrificus Totalus!
*Nothing happens.*
Bowser: You know what?
Bowser: This is getting awfully redundant.
Hermione: *pointing at Bower and a wandering Spirit* Crucio!
*The Spirit Screams!*
Bowser: *unimpressed* Young lady, are you aware that that curse is illegal?
Hermione: *pointing at Bowser* Imperio!
Bowser: You know, I wish you would be like Harry and put on your socks.
Hermione: *desperately* Bobo Monopolis!
*Bowser turns into Bowser the Clown.*
Bowser: WHAT?
Hermione: HEHEHEHE!
*Bowser pulls out the Star Rod.*
Hermione: Uh-oh.
*Stars go around the star rod, and little dots form around it with a black background and cool sound effects.*
Hermione: UH-OH.
*A lightning bolt comes down to hit Hermione.*
*Bowser the Clown turns back into the Real Bowser.*
*Miraculously, Hermione is still alive and conscious.*
*Unfortunately, she's a babbling idiot.*
Bowser: DRACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: *from afar* WHAT???????
Bowser: IT'S TIME TO CRUSH HERMIONE!
Draco: ALL RIGHT!
*Draco comes in, manuvering a large steamroller towards Hermione.*
Hermione: *interested* Oooh.... Pretty Colors!
*Draco runs the steamroller over Hermione.*
Draco: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I've always wanted to do that!
Narrator: Is it just me, or is this getting a little redundant?
Bowser: NO! WILL YOU HELP ME GET ON MY SOCKS?
*Draco rolls over Hermione again!*
*And again!*
*And again and again and again!*
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!*****
Draco: The steamroller is still not dead!
Draco: Wow!
Draco: Hermione is less toxic than Harry!
*Hermione gets up.*
Hermione: Ooh... Pretty Colors!
Draco: I thought you were dead! *Looks at Narrator* Isn't she supposed to be dead?
Narrator: It wasn't long enough.
Hermione: *interested* The Narrator is supposed to be dead?
Narrator: I'm a HE, you idiot!
Narrator: Bowser?
Narrator: Please do this.
Bowser: What if I don't?
Narrator: Then you won't get your favorite chicken...
Bowser: *weeping* FINE, YOU KNOW MY SECRET!
Bowser: OK, I'LL DO IT!
*Bowser says something, and fire begins to gather in his mouth.*
*Draco says something, and a pack of special TNT goes into his mouth.*
*The Narrator types something, and iced tea goes into his mouth to help ignite it all.*
*Bowser blows.*
*Fire spurts from his mouth and engulfs Hermione.*
*She goes up in ashes... like a cartoon!*
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!*
Bowser: And see you next time on "Mario Sucks!"
Bowser: Remember, we are sponsored by...
Bowser: Our sponsors.
Bowser: And me.
Bowser: Oh, yeah.
Bowser: Well...
Bowser: We still haven't gotten to taking over the world.
Bowser: So we'll have to wait till next time. Bye, all you losers!
*Bowser breathes fire at the camera.*
*The camera breaks.*
*Scene ends.*
Disclaimer: Just in case anyone cares (I see you shaking your heads) nobody here is original, except me, the narrator. I don't even know why I'm doing this, except to annoy you. Oh, well. Bye!
Chapter II
Dun...
DUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMM...........
Bowser: And now we're back with the "Mario Sucks" channel. After slight technical difficulties *unpleasantly red-smeared men hover in view for an instant* the camera is up and running again.
Bowser: Anyway
Bowser: Since I feel like saving Mario for last, we now have Hermione: as our latest contestant!
Hermione: You look a lot like a giant turtle!
Bowser: Don't be insulting, young lady!
Bowser: I'll have you know that I am a Koopa!
Bowser: And a handsome one, at that.
Bowser: And I shall now proceed to fight you before Draco: smashes you with a steamroller!
Hermione: *incredulously You're trusting DRACO: MALFOY with a STEAMROLLER?
Bowser: Yep! It's fun!
Hermione: *pointing at Bowser* Petrificus Totalus!
*Nothing happens.*
Bowser: You know what?
Bowser: This is getting awfully redundant.
Hermione: *pointing at Bower and a wandering Spirit* Crucio!
*The Spirit Screams!*
Bowser: *unimpressed* Young lady, are you aware that that curse is illegal?
Hermione: *pointing at Bowser* Imperio!
Bowser: You know, I wish you would be like Harry and put on your socks.
Hermione: *desperately* Bobo Monopolis!
*Bowser turns into Bowser the Clown.*
Bowser: WHAT?
Hermione: HEHEHEHE!
*Bowser pulls out the Star Rod.*
Hermione: Uh-oh.
*Stars go around the star rod, and little dots form around it with a black background and cool sound effects.*
Hermione: UH-OH.
*A lightning bolt comes down to hit Hermione.*
*Bowser the Clown turns back into the Real Bowser.*
*Miraculously, Hermione is still alive and conscious.*
*Unfortunately, she's a babbling idiot.*
Bowser: DRACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: *from afar* WHAT???????
Bowser: IT'S TIME TO CRUSH HERMIONE!
Draco: ALL RIGHT!
*Draco comes in, manuvering a large steamroller towards Hermione.*
Hermione: *interested* Oooh.... Pretty Colors!
*Draco runs the steamroller over Hermione.*
Draco: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I've always wanted to do that!
Narrator: Is it just me, or is this getting a little redundant?
Bowser: NO! WILL YOU HELP ME GET ON MY SOCKS?
*Draco rolls over Hermione again!*
*And again!*
*And again and again and again!*
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!*****
Draco: The steamroller is still not dead!
Draco: Wow!
Draco: Hermione is less toxic than Harry!
*Hermione gets up.*
Hermione: Ooh... Pretty Colors!
Draco: I thought you were dead! *Looks at Narrator* Isn't she supposed to be dead?
Narrator: It wasn't long enough.
Hermione: *interested* The Narrator is supposed to be dead?
Narrator: I'm a HE, you idiot!
Narrator: Bowser?
Narrator: Please do this.
Bowser: What if I don't?
Narrator: Then you won't get your favorite chicken...
Bowser: *weeping* FINE, YOU KNOW MY SECRET!
Bowser: OK, I'LL DO IT!
*Bowser says something, and fire begins to gather in his mouth.*
*Draco says something, and a pack of special TNT goes into his mouth.*
*The Narrator types something, and iced tea goes into his mouth to help ignite it all.*
*Bowser blows.*
*Fire spurts from his mouth and engulfs Hermione.*
*She goes up in ashes... like a cartoon!*
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!*
Bowser: And see you next time on "Mario Sucks!"
Bowser: Remember, we are sponsored by...
Bowser: Our sponsors.
Bowser: And me.
Bowser: Oh, yeah.
Bowser: Well...
Bowser: We still haven't gotten to taking over the world.
Bowser: So we'll have to wait till next time. Bye, all you losers!
*Bowser breathes fire at the camera.*
*The camera breaks.*
*Scene ends.*
Disclaimer: Just in case anyone cares (I see you shaking your heads) nobody here is original, except me, the narrator. I don't even know why I'm doing this, except to annoy you. Oh, well. Bye!
