Author's Note: I do not have a crush on Bob

Dedication: To all those who DO have a crush or, as the case may be, obsession with Bob.

(Here's looking at you, MG.)

I'm Dreaming of a Bob Christmas

I'm dreaming of a Bob Christmas

At every toy store that I go

Sound files to listen

Toy's armor glisten

And toys lined up in a row

I'm dreaming of a Bob Christmas

When I see a pic of Bob

May you get your own blue heartthrob

And may your Christmas be filled with Bob