Author's Note: I do not have a crush on Bob
Dedication: To all those who DO have a crush or, as the case may be, obsession with Bob.
(Here's looking at you, MG.)
I'm Dreaming of a Bob Christmas
I'm dreaming of a Bob Christmas
At every toy store that I go
Sound files to listen
Toy's armor glisten
And toys lined up in a row
I'm dreaming of a Bob Christmas
When I see a pic of Bob
May you get your own blue heartthrob
And may your Christmas be filled with Bob
