The Twelve Days of Christmas
by Ranma Inverse




On the first day of Christmas Miaka gave to me,
The Universe Of The Four Gods.

On the second day of Christmas Tamahome gave to me,
Two lessons in fighting
and the Universe of the Four Gods... [Tamahome: Is that a good idea? I mean..allowing this idiot into our world?]

On the third day of christmas Hotohori gave to me,
Three really cool swords
Two lessons in fighting
and the Universe of the Four Gods... [Miaka: I see your point, but we already gave it to her...]

On the fourth day of Christmas Nuriko gave to me,
Four trips to a pond,
Three really cool swords
Two lessons in fighting
and the Universe of the Four Gods...[Hotohori: Agh! She'll ruin the storyline for sure!]

On the fifth day of Christmas Chichiri gave to me,
Five reusable masks,
Four trips to a pond
Three really cool swords
Two lessons in fighting
and the Universe of the Four Gods...[Suzaku: No! I did NOT give any of you permission to let HER in!!]

On the sixth day of Christmas Tasuki gave to me,
Six look-alike tessens
Five reusable masks
Four trips to a pond
Three really cool swords
Two lessons in fighting
and the Universe of the Four Gods...[Chichiri: Ack no da!]

On the seventh day of Christmas Mitsukake gave to me...
Seven medicines
Six look-alike tessens
Five reusable masks
Four trips to a pond
Three really cool swords
Two lessons in fighting
and the Universe of the Four Gods...[Suzaku Seiishi: Noooo!!!!]

On the eighth day of Christmas Chiriko gave to me,
Eight really thick books
Seven medicines
Six look-alike tessens
Five reusable masks
Four trips to a pond
Three really cool swords
Two lessons in fighting
and the Universe of the Four Gods...[Nuriko: *whimper* Not her..anyone but her..]

On the ninth day of Christmas Yui gave to me,
Nine cruel betrayals
Eight really thick books
Seven medicines
Six look-alike tessens
Five reusable masks
Four trips to a pond
Three really cool swords
Two lessons in fighting
and the Universe of the Four Gods...[Chiriko: Being..driven insane...by..crazy..ever-ranting Ranma Inverse-san..]

On the tenth day of Christmas Nakago gave to me,
Ten ice cold glares!
Nine cruel betrayals
Eight really thick books
Seven medicines
Six look-alike tessens
Five reusable masks
Four trips to a pond
Three really cool swords
Two lessons in fighting
and the Universe of the Four Gods...[Yui: Waaah!!! She even drives ME mad! Stop her from coming here!!!]

On the eleventh day of Christmas Amiboshi gave to me,
Eleven wonderful melodies!
Ten ice cold glares,
Nine cruel betrayals
Eight really thick books
Seven medicines
Six look-alike tessens
Five reusable masks
Four trips to a pond
Three really cool swords
Two lessons in fighting
and the Universe of the Four Gods...[Suboshi: If she acts like Yui-sama then she can come!]

On the twelfth day of Christmas Suboshi gave to me,
Twelve Yui plushies!
Eleven wonderful meoldies
Ten ice cold glares
Nine cruel betrayals
Eght really thick books
Seven medicines
Six look-alike tessens
Five reusable masks
Four trips to a pond
Three really cool swords
Two lessons in fighting
and the Universe of the Four Gods!!!! [Everyone: WE WANT IT BAAACK!!!]