The Jingle Bells Project.


Or

why does he carry that weird staff around?



10. he's a magic user, maybe they all have to have 'em.

9. he uses it to fix his hair when it falls out of that oh-so-original teased 'do.

8. he thinks it makes him look stylish.

7. he jingles it when he's bored and/or when he wants people to know he's around.

6. he didn't want a guide dog.

5. he uses it to indicate people. like, pointing to someone with it. ("you there, get me a pair of sunglasses")

4. maybe there's a radar thing in the jeweled part that tells him where his enemies are. imagine what would happen if someone took it away from him…


(Rezo: Fireball! Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!

Lina: Um, I'm over HERE…::sweatdrop::)


3. he's making up for his own inadequate…ahem…size. You know what they say about men in robes, don't you…? ::blush::

2. he takes the rings off it, sticks the pole part in the ground, and plays ring toss. Hey, it's something to do when you're walking around in the special effect mists all day long…

1. ever seen that Seinfeld that Kramer walks around with a cane and gets arrested 'cause the police think he's a pimp? I don't think I need to say more…


(Rezo: ::getting mug shots:: I'm innocent, I swear! I'm blind, godamnit!

Police: Innocent, my ass. You're about as innocent as your whores.

Rezo: ::blush:: Maybe I should just use a guide dog.)