Author's Notes: Hello all...I'm BACK! This was written for a friend, (Babegrl221 this is for you) Well, here's the disclaimers and Warnings and all that other happy junk :-D

Disclaimers: The Characters of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Debra, and Chyna belong to WWFE and themselves.. I'm just borrowing them and will try not to cause too much mental harm to them :-) Warnings: Slgiht f/f nothin happens but it's always good to have this warning :-)

Chapter 1:

Debra sat in the locker room of her husband "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Right
now Chyna was defending her Women's Title against Trish Stratus. Chyna easily defeated
Trish. "That's my girl." Debra said to herself, glad that Steve was in the bathroom and
couldn't hear her. Debra smiled at the image of Chyna walking up the ramp on the
monitor. Steve came out of the bathroom and seen her smiling.

"What're you so happy about?" Steve asked her.

Debra quickly wiped the smile off her face. "I'm just glad that blonde bimbo Trish
didn't win the Women's Title."

Steve looked at her oddly. "Oh.... alright."

"Would you like some celery? Celery is your favorite." Debra said holding the
leafy green stick out to him.

"No thanks Deb, I hate celery."

Debra looked puzzled. "I thought you loved celery." 'Wait...' She thought 'Chyna
loves celery.' Then Debra mentally hit herself. "Oh course Steve, what was I thinking?"

Steve looked confused for a minute. Debra had been growing distant from him for
about 3 months. It was like her mind was somewhere else all of a sudden. "Deb, is there a
problem?"

"No Steve why ever would you say that?" She asked trying to cover up.

"Well... you just seem awfully distant from me that's all."

"Steve...at my age women go through changes in their hormones that's all." Debra
lied, knowing she wasn't old enough to go through menopause yet.

Steve just nodded having a feeling that wasn't the case. He was going to track
down every man in the locker room from the Rock to Jericho to Essa Rios. There was not
going to be a man in the WWF that wasn't 'questioned'. And by questioned he meant beat
until they fessed up on if they were sleeping with his wife or not.

"Steve, I'm going to go get some coffee, would you like some?"

"No Deb, thanks anyways." Steve said 'Heh perfect I can follow her and see who
she's sneaking around with. I bet it's that pie-loving Rocky.' He thought. Steve watched
Debra walk out the locker room and waited about a minute and then followed her, hiding
behind every little thing. Finally he seen Debra stop at the coffee table where Chyna was.
Steve snuck as close as possible so he could hear the conversation.

Debra looked around and didn't see anyone. "Great match Chyna. You looked
awesome out there."

Chyna grinned at the petite blonde. "You don't look so bad yourself." She said
before kissing Debra.

Steve about had cardiac arrest when he seen his beautiful wife kissing another
woman. Steve nearly shook himself silly thinking about his wife kissing Chyna then going
and kissing him. When he seen Chyna's hand grab Debra's butt he jumped out of his
hiding place. "Get your damn hands off my wife."

Chyna got smart with him and said "Well... if she's your wife then why am I the
one pleasing her?"

Steve seen red. He wrapped his hands around Chyna's throat and squeezed as hard
as he could. He was so mad he didn't hear Debra yelling at him.

"Steve. STEVE! Stop it Steve." Debra yelled to her husband. "Damn it Steve stop
ignoring me." Then she done something she would regret and slapped Steve.

Steve turned to Debra and said "Deb, I love you but you have to make a choice.
Me or Chyna."

AN: Don't ya just love cliffhangers hehehe ::big evil grin::