Silver Balls

When my cat was fixed was fixed, a few years ago, he back from the vet with his butt covered in silver . . . Literally. I'm not a perve or anything, but all you could see when he turned around was, well, silver. This song dedicated to that cat, Zeus.

*To the tune of Silver Bells*

My kitty's in pain, no one's to blame, except the veterinarian.

He has has coo-ome home, for Christmas.

He licks his bum-bum, he thinks it's all gone

But then all the sudden he sees . . .

Silver balls Silver balls,

It's Christmas time, for my kitty.

Ding-a-ling, they don't ring,

'Cuz they're not there anymore!

It's just fuzz, 'cuz they buzzed, (real quickly) all the hair away for the surgery.

Now he's not feeling good for Christmas.

Cats are laughing, as they're passing my poor kitty cat,

'Cuz he has no more storage downstairs.

Silver balls, silver balls.

It's Christmas time, for my kitty.

Ding-a-ling, they don't ring,

'Cuz they're not there anymore!

*BONUS*

Rudolf the Red-nosed Gaydeer

*To the tune of Rudolf the Red-nosed Gaydeer*

Rudolf the Red-nosed gaydeer, had a very straight nose.

And if you ever saw it, you would even say it was straight.

All of the other gaydeer, used to laugh and call him names (like Straight Boy!)

They never let poor Rudolf join in any gaydeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve, Satan came to say (in his Speedo):

Rudolf with your nose so straight, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then all the gaydeer loved him, then they shouted out gaily.

Rudolf the red-nosed gaydeer, you'll go down in history! (Like Elton John!)

A/N: No, I do not hate Christmas, I just find poking fun of songs funny! Please review, thanks!

-Lars Honeytoast