More Insanity then you can possibly comprehend CH.2
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Notes: Aye this is Ignatius of the HMC and I am proud to present the second part of my fanfic as always the HMC isnt copyrighted but if you dare copy it we will hunt you down and incinerate you to your very core FF7 characters belong to squaresoft an im sure theyed assign a similar punishment
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*Cloud and the others have finally sat down for dinner Sephiroth has mystereously vanished but no one really cares Vincent has decided to have a crush on Yuffie and he and Cid are now arguing over it over all a normal dinner*
Cid: I met her first !!!!!!
Vincent: *leaning on table* well we were both the last to be found on your journey!!!!!
Cid: screw that! *reaches into his back pocket and pulls out the Venus gospel*
Vincent: you want a fight you old man! * draws Death penalty also from his back pocket*
Cid: i do believe your older then me Vince
Vincent: ARGH no no no i was in a state of complete inanimation i didnt age so im NOT older than you
Cid: who gives a hell lets just fight *lunges at vincent who then runs out of the kitchen Cid follows*
Cloud: this happens every night i swear
Sephiroth: *suddenly appearing* WHAT THE %^&& just happened to me
Ignatius: i brought you back due to popular demand i also chose to bring back cait sith and Red XII because of different reasons
Cloud: hey its the cat and the other bigger redder thingy!
Red: yes he brought us back
Cait: net due to popular demand on account a that neither of us is popular
Red: i was popular you fool
Cait: im leaving again not as if i dont have a life
Cloud: *gets up puts more cheese in the microwave*
Tifa : uh Cloud remember the microwave is broken
Cloud: no its not see *turns the pile of scrap metal on*
Cloud: AAARRRGGGG * radioactive energy swarms from the microwave turning clouds smoking corpse green*
Ignatius: GOD FREAKING %&(# IT YOU PEOPLE DIE EVEN WHEN THERE ISNT A FIGHT *raises cloud from the dead*
*suddenly Cids spear flies through the wall bringing a piece of Vincents spine with it*
Ignatius: ARRGGGGHHHH
Ignatius: IF I HAVE TO RESSURECT ONE MORE OF YOU YOU WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS THE CAT AND THE MOG WHO YOU THOUGHT LEFT BUT DIDNT BESIDES I DECIDED TO USE THEM IN THIS SENTENCE!!!!!
*brings up cait sith and the mogs heads then drops them in clouds cheese*
Cloud: NOOOOO NOT THE CHEESE!!!!!!
Tifa: Cloud just drop it cheese is cheese and thats all youve eaten for the last 2 chapters
Cloud: *crying over the cheese* WHYYYYYYY??? WHY DID YOU TAKE THE CHEESE!!!?
Ignatius: *calming down* *mutters a few words the heads float from the cheese Vincents spine comes back out of the wall and he becomes reanimated*
Ignatius: *takes his leave*
Aeris: *relizing she has said nothing for the entire fic* lets go to the store
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I think i will end the chapter here the insanity is continuing to grow
Oh and Yes Vincents spine was sent through the wall. I did blow them all up in the end and ended up yet again ressurecting them for the next chapter
Sincerely:(or not) Burninwul/Ignatius/Blakrex
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Notes: Aye this is Ignatius of the HMC and I am proud to present the second part of my fanfic as always the HMC isnt copyrighted but if you dare copy it we will hunt you down and incinerate you to your very core FF7 characters belong to squaresoft an im sure theyed assign a similar punishment
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*Cloud and the others have finally sat down for dinner Sephiroth has mystereously vanished but no one really cares Vincent has decided to have a crush on Yuffie and he and Cid are now arguing over it over all a normal dinner*
Cid: I met her first !!!!!!
Vincent: *leaning on table* well we were both the last to be found on your journey!!!!!
Cid: screw that! *reaches into his back pocket and pulls out the Venus gospel*
Vincent: you want a fight you old man! * draws Death penalty also from his back pocket*
Cid: i do believe your older then me Vince
Vincent: ARGH no no no i was in a state of complete inanimation i didnt age so im NOT older than you
Cid: who gives a hell lets just fight *lunges at vincent who then runs out of the kitchen Cid follows*
Cloud: this happens every night i swear
Sephiroth: *suddenly appearing* WHAT THE %^&& just happened to me
Ignatius: i brought you back due to popular demand i also chose to bring back cait sith and Red XII because of different reasons
Cloud: hey its the cat and the other bigger redder thingy!
Red: yes he brought us back
Cait: net due to popular demand on account a that neither of us is popular
Red: i was popular you fool
Cait: im leaving again not as if i dont have a life
Cloud: *gets up puts more cheese in the microwave*
Tifa : uh Cloud remember the microwave is broken
Cloud: no its not see *turns the pile of scrap metal on*
Cloud: AAARRRGGGG * radioactive energy swarms from the microwave turning clouds smoking corpse green*
Ignatius: GOD FREAKING %&(# IT YOU PEOPLE DIE EVEN WHEN THERE ISNT A FIGHT *raises cloud from the dead*
*suddenly Cids spear flies through the wall bringing a piece of Vincents spine with it*
Ignatius: ARRGGGGHHHH
Ignatius: IF I HAVE TO RESSURECT ONE MORE OF YOU YOU WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS THE CAT AND THE MOG WHO YOU THOUGHT LEFT BUT DIDNT BESIDES I DECIDED TO USE THEM IN THIS SENTENCE!!!!!
*brings up cait sith and the mogs heads then drops them in clouds cheese*
Cloud: NOOOOO NOT THE CHEESE!!!!!!
Tifa: Cloud just drop it cheese is cheese and thats all youve eaten for the last 2 chapters
Cloud: *crying over the cheese* WHYYYYYYY??? WHY DID YOU TAKE THE CHEESE!!!?
Ignatius: *calming down* *mutters a few words the heads float from the cheese Vincents spine comes back out of the wall and he becomes reanimated*
Ignatius: *takes his leave*
Aeris: *relizing she has said nothing for the entire fic* lets go to the store
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I think i will end the chapter here the insanity is continuing to grow
Oh and Yes Vincents spine was sent through the wall. I did blow them all up in the end and ended up yet again ressurecting them for the next chapter
Sincerely:(or not) Burninwul/Ignatius/Blakrex
