FF7:More insanity then you can possibly comprehend

Ch.2: why hasnt the author got a hint yet???!!

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Aye! FF7 belongs to squaresof whilst HMC if mentioned belongs to US as in me therius hostiledude and cecil and if you steal it we will take your pants and use them to break your window!

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*Aeris Cloud Sephiroth Yuffie Cid RedXII Vincent and Tifa all decided to go to the store after the days not at all sane happenings*

Cloud: hrm were here *climbs out of the buggy*

*Everyone gets out of the buggy and walks towards the wal-mart but as they enter*

Clerk: Hello im sorry but no weapons are allowed in the store *points to the gangs oversized assortment of weapons*

Barret: what the #$%^ look its not a gun its my arm

Clerk: Then you'll have to wait outside sir

Sephiroth: Errrr your beggining to piss me off *walks out of store with barret and the gangs weapons*

as they walk through the store they go by the electronics section

Cloud: hey imagine what i could do with one of these!! *picks up a cam corder*

*Clouds imagination* Cloud walks into the house wearing a derby and having a big black mustach

Cloud: Honey's my boss is coming over is dinner done????

Tifa: *from somewhere in house* no were still doing the laundry!

Cloud: MOMMA MIA!!!! now i will have to do it!

Cloud walks across the living room and puts some ham into the strategically placed stove which then explodes

Cloud: MOMMA MIA!!!!!! oh no!!!

Barret:*wearing a sash that says the BOSS* STRIFE YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!

*Real world during flash*

Aeris: Cloud??? Cloud????

Cid: I think hes brain dead

*Cloud standing with hand on his chin staring at the camera*

Red: Hrm I know........ CLOUD QUICK TIFAS STRIPPING!!!!!!

*Cloud and half the store all stop what theyre doing and stare at Tifa and Red*

Cloud: HRM WHAT WHERE!!!!!!!?????

Cid: my god man you nearly gave me a heart attack Red I thought my fondest wishes had come true

Tifa: ERRRR KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND!!!!!!!!!

*Cid Red and Cloud suddenly dissapear into a void of darkness screams of pain are heard avery few seconds as some new torture hits Cloud Red and Cid suddenly reality breaks and they both appear slashed and beaten*

Cid: owwww

Red: *Lying on his back* argh ditto

Cloud: The pain the inhumanity

*Ignatius appears smacks Cloud for trying to sound intelligent*

Cloud: havent i been Inhumanely tortured enough???

*Ignatius appears and punches Cloud again*

Cloud :fine ill stop tryin to sound smart

*Suddenly for no reason Ignatius Cecil Hostiledude and Therius walk by*

Hostiledude: GYA HA HA HA HA

Therius: where are the swords now.........

Cecil: time for plan 4X09

Ignatius: AYE!!!!!!! 4XO9 for those of you who dont know us it is where Cecil gets together a bunch of money and pays a girl to strip for him

*everyone walks away*

Cloud:OK lets begon before amazing amounts of incredibly unintellible people try running in screaming incoherent messages with luminescant attitudes

*Ignatius runs back down the isle and begins beating the hell out of cloud then dissapears*

Cloud: lets see how Sephy and Cid are doing

*everyone begins walking towards the exit to the store loud gunshots are heard and they see barret carrying the death penalty and sephiroth playing with Ultima weapon*

Sephiroth: hey look im Cloud im powerful cause my vocabulary is badder than yours

Cloud: Hey!!!!!!!

Sephiroth: *looks at cloud then back at the ultima weapon then grins and runs off*

Barret: I was just tryin it on heh............

Vincent:*grabs it from him and proceeds to spin and holster it*

Cloud: Think we should get Sephy's sword for him?

Tifa: naw he leaves it all over the place and always has it next chapter

*everyone climbs in the buggy on their way to Mcchocobos*

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Ignatius Aye that fanfic is coming along nicely isnt it (Another long pause waiting for a response) good to hear you say so! i will write more !