Ok, ok... typical disclaimers.. I dont own the ranma characters... no matter how much i wish, they belong to ramiko takahashi.... enjoy!

We walked in (well I guess it would actually be fell in) on Ranma and Akane having one of their endless fights. It seemed that Akane was trying her best but just couldn't catch Ranma (doesn't that sound ever so familiar?). We didn't realize that Ranma was in girl form until Akane accidentally punched him in the boob. That was where Jessi started screeching. (boy, that girl can make you want to tear your ears off when she does that.)

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" I looked at her and decided to join in. (If someone's gonna scream, you might as well join them, right?) Closing my eyes and letting out the biggest yell I could muster, I joined her. After we had both run out of breath we noticed everyone staring at us. Well, Matt and Curtis were staring with that, 'God, be quiet!' look, but Akane and Ranma with the 'WHAT THE HECK?!?!' (Hhhhhmmm. . .I wonder why that is!)

Jessi (or Jessi/Shampoo) smiled at Ramna, who backed away. Akane was grasping his shirt, looking afraid of what was going on. I smiled at them also, (I'm pretty sure everyone was, really) and held out a hand.

"Hi! I'm Alyssa!" I introduced myself. Akane looked at me fearfully, but held out a hand to shake. Pointing to Curtis, I told them "That's Curtis." Curtis, and the male Genma, was laughing his head off. "I bet *laughter* they're *peals of laughter* sooooo frigging *hiccup* confused!! WA~HA~HA~HA~HA!" He continued on like that for a while. Rolling my eyes, I pointed to Matt, who was male Ranma. "That's Matt." Matt smiled and nodded. "Anyone have any hot water?" he asked. Me and Jessi giggled, and then I pointed to her.

But of course, Jessi wouldn't let me introduce her. (the bugger.) "HIHI! I'm Jes-" she paused. "Hi-hi-h-WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH MY VOICE?!?!" Her bottom lip started trembling. "It's so. . .high pitched. . .I think I'm gonna cry." she looked at me. (Jessi's voice is a lot deeper than Shampoo's.) I laughed at her. And laughed. Once more for good measure, (boy was I enjoying this) and then I pointed her out, "And that's Jessi." She had decided to go sulk in a corner, and who could blame her? She didn't have to change her voice at all to sound like a little kid begging for a candy.

"We know who you are, so don't worry about your introductions. Else, why would we be here? That wouldn't make much sense, would it?" I tried to explain. (Can you see their faces getting more and more confused?)

Matt tried to help. (Thank god for him) "Umm. . .are we in the Tendo Dojo?" he asked. They nodded. Curtis, wiping the tears of laughter from his eyes, put in, "Well, why wouldn't you be?"

"I suppose so. . ." I pouted. (there wasn't a need to make me feel like an idiot!) Matt tried to help.

"We're from a different. . .well, universe, I guess." Wow, how that did not help. They backed away even farther. Once they hit the doorway, they made a break for it. Jessi, done with her moping, jumped out of the door and watched as they ran away. Shrugging, she turned to us. "So. . .anyone up for finding Ryoga?"

Matt and Curtis sweatdropped, (classic anime style) and I nodded. "Just remember, he loves ME!" Jessi stuck her nose up in the air. "We'll just see about that."

A/N- Well... this chapter wasnt exactly written by me... it was written by my friend Jessi... we arent sure who is writing better... so please tell me if u like the 1st or 2nd chapter better.... that person will write the 3rd chapter..... AND there is even a link to a review box right below my name that will work really well to tell me what ya think!!

DragonBaby