FF7: More insanity then you can possibly comprehend
CH.4 No need for ressurection
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notes:FF7 and its characters are property of squaresoft whilst HMC is OURS so if you dare copy it we will HURT YOU BADLY
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*Cloud Sephiroth and the rest of the gang had just finished shopping now they were heading to MChocobos on arrival they get out of the car Aeris Sephiroth and Cid immediately run inside*
Yuffie: hey we're here!!!
Cloud: *finishing a conversation with barret* and thats how they removed my brain tumor at the optomotrist
Barret: so lemme get his straight they removed you tumor at te eye doctor?
Cloud: yup cant even tell though they did say something about 1/2 eye que or something like that but of course theyed be talking about eyes
Barret: you know Cloud your a moron
Vincent: can we please get some food??????
Tifa: hey wheres Sephiroth and Aeris???
*the gang walks inside in search of the others and they find Cid Sephiroth and Yuffie standing next to a MCfried corpse that can only be Aeris*
Cloud: NOOOOOO who could have done this!!!!!!!
Tifa: Cloud i know we all cared for her.......
Cloud: Theres a corpse in the CHEESE!!!!!!
Tifa: *smacks cloud for being an utter moron*
Red: who did this??????
Cloud: only 1 person could have done this.........Yuffe!!!! you always held a grudge against her didnt you????!
*Tifa Barret and Yuffie all take this chance to smack Cloud*
Yuffie: I have an alias!!!I was um........ oh yeah heres what happened
*Yuffies Imaginations*
Cloud: OOOOO look at all this materia i have isnt it a lot and its worth sooooo much money Yuffie cant have ne so there!
Yuffie:*dressed in rags* Why cant you give me some Gil at least please?????
Barret: I pity the foo i do i do i pity da foo
Yuffie: Ok i have to um use the bathroom
*Yuffie walks off comes back and sneaks behind Cloud trying to borrow some of his materia*
*end flashback*
Cloud: so Yuffie couldnt have because she was trying to steal me materia
Yuffie: BORROW steal is such a harshe word
Cloud: ok Cid whats your alaby
Cid: well.........
*Cids imagination*
Tifa: ooohhhh Cid your soo hot!
Aeris: we all love you Cid
Yuffie: Ive always loved you Cid
Cid:Ok girls but i have to go and get some food
Girls: We'll miss you Cid........
Cid *walks into the restaurant and all the pretty girls are winking at him*
Cid: Ok i want 2 shakes a fry and a Choconuggets
Hot woman clerk: ok thatll be nothing since your so nice
Cid:thank you goodbye
*end Cids flashback*
Cloud: so Cid was gettign the crap kicked out of him by a bunch of girls who though he was an ugly *&%$$% then he stole some food from the pickup line
Cloud: Ok well that leaves sephiroth.......
Sephiroth: hrm heres what REALLY happened
*Sephiroths imagination*
Sephiroth: I will destroy you!!!!!! *Changes to safer Sephiroth*
Cloud: NYAAAAA we will see NYAAAAA
*sephiroth cuts Cloud and the party to little pices then fuses with the planet and................*
*End sephiroth imagination*
Cloud: i mean about what happened to Aeris
Sephiroth: oh i killed her
Cloud: How could this be Sephiroth my mentor and friend?????!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: Come on not like anyone will miss her youve got the girl in the tight clothes
Tifa: MY NAME IS TIFA
Sephiroth: The old Guy has the brat
Cid: Its CID you *&()**&
Yuffie: and YUFFIE
Sephiroth: and the vampire has the creepy girl in the waterfall
Vincent: um I am Vincent and she is Lucrecia
Sephiroth: and the lion thing has whatever the hell he mated with before the end cinema
Red: I am Nanaki and she is................
Sephiroth: *interrupting* my point is that she will not be missed
Cloud: your right lets just eat and leave
*Everyone eats then they climb into the buggy and leave with the corpse still on the grill and the police line in their way*
Ed: My favorite part is when the giant cyclops eats the furry jawbreaker that smelled of MEATBALLS!
Edd: Ed i do believe this is the wrong time place fic and subject not to mention the fact that.......
Eddy:Jawbreaker time
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Afterthoughts: OK this is the end of my first fic Insane i know but i dedicate the cameo of ed edd and eddy to Cecil and Hostiledude who seem to enjoy the show and the fact that the evil person won to Therius
Sincerely:(really im not sincere about this) Burninwulf/Ignatius/Blakrex
CH.4 No need for ressurection
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notes:FF7 and its characters are property of squaresoft whilst HMC is OURS so if you dare copy it we will HURT YOU BADLY
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*Cloud Sephiroth and the rest of the gang had just finished shopping now they were heading to MChocobos on arrival they get out of the car Aeris Sephiroth and Cid immediately run inside*
Yuffie: hey we're here!!!
Cloud: *finishing a conversation with barret* and thats how they removed my brain tumor at the optomotrist
Barret: so lemme get his straight they removed you tumor at te eye doctor?
Cloud: yup cant even tell though they did say something about 1/2 eye que or something like that but of course theyed be talking about eyes
Barret: you know Cloud your a moron
Vincent: can we please get some food??????
Tifa: hey wheres Sephiroth and Aeris???
*the gang walks inside in search of the others and they find Cid Sephiroth and Yuffie standing next to a MCfried corpse that can only be Aeris*
Cloud: NOOOOOO who could have done this!!!!!!!
Tifa: Cloud i know we all cared for her.......
Cloud: Theres a corpse in the CHEESE!!!!!!
Tifa: *smacks cloud for being an utter moron*
Red: who did this??????
Cloud: only 1 person could have done this.........Yuffe!!!! you always held a grudge against her didnt you????!
*Tifa Barret and Yuffie all take this chance to smack Cloud*
Yuffie: I have an alias!!!I was um........ oh yeah heres what happened
*Yuffies Imaginations*
Cloud: OOOOO look at all this materia i have isnt it a lot and its worth sooooo much money Yuffie cant have ne so there!
Yuffie:*dressed in rags* Why cant you give me some Gil at least please?????
Barret: I pity the foo i do i do i pity da foo
Yuffie: Ok i have to um use the bathroom
*Yuffie walks off comes back and sneaks behind Cloud trying to borrow some of his materia*
*end flashback*
Cloud: so Yuffie couldnt have because she was trying to steal me materia
Yuffie: BORROW steal is such a harshe word
Cloud: ok Cid whats your alaby
Cid: well.........
*Cids imagination*
Tifa: ooohhhh Cid your soo hot!
Aeris: we all love you Cid
Yuffie: Ive always loved you Cid
Cid:Ok girls but i have to go and get some food
Girls: We'll miss you Cid........
Cid *walks into the restaurant and all the pretty girls are winking at him*
Cid: Ok i want 2 shakes a fry and a Choconuggets
Hot woman clerk: ok thatll be nothing since your so nice
Cid:thank you goodbye
*end Cids flashback*
Cloud: so Cid was gettign the crap kicked out of him by a bunch of girls who though he was an ugly *&%$$% then he stole some food from the pickup line
Cloud: Ok well that leaves sephiroth.......
Sephiroth: hrm heres what REALLY happened
*Sephiroths imagination*
Sephiroth: I will destroy you!!!!!! *Changes to safer Sephiroth*
Cloud: NYAAAAA we will see NYAAAAA
*sephiroth cuts Cloud and the party to little pices then fuses with the planet and................*
*End sephiroth imagination*
Cloud: i mean about what happened to Aeris
Sephiroth: oh i killed her
Cloud: How could this be Sephiroth my mentor and friend?????!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: Come on not like anyone will miss her youve got the girl in the tight clothes
Tifa: MY NAME IS TIFA
Sephiroth: The old Guy has the brat
Cid: Its CID you *&()**&
Yuffie: and YUFFIE
Sephiroth: and the vampire has the creepy girl in the waterfall
Vincent: um I am Vincent and she is Lucrecia
Sephiroth: and the lion thing has whatever the hell he mated with before the end cinema
Red: I am Nanaki and she is................
Sephiroth: *interrupting* my point is that she will not be missed
Cloud: your right lets just eat and leave
*Everyone eats then they climb into the buggy and leave with the corpse still on the grill and the police line in their way*
Ed: My favorite part is when the giant cyclops eats the furry jawbreaker that smelled of MEATBALLS!
Edd: Ed i do believe this is the wrong time place fic and subject not to mention the fact that.......
Eddy:Jawbreaker time
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Afterthoughts: OK this is the end of my first fic Insane i know but i dedicate the cameo of ed edd and eddy to Cecil and Hostiledude who seem to enjoy the show and the fact that the evil person won to Therius
Sincerely:(really im not sincere about this) Burninwulf/Ignatius/Blakrex
