Chapter 2: Voldemort Returns
Disclaimer: We don't own anything but ourselves…. Darn…. But we did make up the song!
In Hagrids Cabin…
Harry: Is making waffles. So how do you like your waffles Hagrid?
Hagrid: I DON'T WANNA WAFFLE!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Carmen: Ri-ight
Dayna: YOU'RE A BIG BABY!!!!!
Hagrid: WWAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Harry: Whoops! Flips waffle into the air and it gets stuck on the ceiling.
Voldemort suddenly jumps through the open window into the cabin.
Harry: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Who wrote Voldemort into this story?
Everyone points at Holleay…Holleay points at herself…
Holleay: don't worry I'll make up for it!
Suddenly The waffle on the ceiling falls on Voldemort's head. Voldemort in a rage does Avada Kedarva on the waffle. Realizing this will do him no good, he proceeds to throw the waffle at a boy, named Branawan who is reading the story, the waffle flys out of the fanfic and hits Him in the face. Branawan falls back with a yell.
Voldemort: *ahem* I'm going to sing a little ditty for you now!
All of a sudden all of the Fanfic authors vanish
Voldemort: Everybody
Run from Voldie
Everybody
Run from Voldie, right?
Voldemort's back alright
Oh my god I'm back again
Wizards witches everybody scream
I'm gonna bring the wands out kill you now
Gotta question for ya
Better answer now
Am I Powerful
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Voldemort: Am I Freaking you out?
Harry: YYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!
Voldemort: Am I sexual
Harry: EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!
Voldemort: Am I everything you dread
you better run from Voldie now
Everybody
Run from Voldie
Everybody
Run from Voldie right?
Voldemort's back alright
Now throw your wands up in the air
And wave 'em around like you just don't care
If you wanna live let me hear you yell
'Cause I've got it goin' on again
Am I Powerful
Hagrid: NNNNOOOOOOOO!
Voldemort: Am I freaking you out
Hagrid: YYYYYEEEEAAAHHHHH!
Voldemort: Am I sexual
Hagrid: UUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM…
Voldemort: Am I everything you dread, you better run from Voldie now!
Everybody
Run from Voldie
Everybody
Run from Voldie right?
Voldemort's back alright
So everybody everywhere
Be very afraid have a lot fear
Gonna destroy the world make it understand
As long as there'll be evil I'll be coming back again
Everybody
Run from Voldie
Everybody
Run from Voldie right?
Voldemort's back alright
Fanfic authors reappear
Elizabeth: Is it safe yet?
Harry and Hagrid: Whimper…
Suddenly Hermione and Ron appear
Hermione: Voldemort Honey! Hugs Voldemort
Everyone stares at Hermione in terror
Ron: You fall for all the wrong guys…
Voldemort: Heyyyyyyyyyy
Ron: What?
Voldemort: That was insulting!
Ron: Oh Really? WELL IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE!
Voldemort: WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Carmen: Who keeps on making the characters cry?
Elizabeth: Sadness adds depth to the story!
Dayna: Ri-ight…..
Holleay: BACK TO THE FANFIC!!
Carmen: ok…ok…
A/N- Don't ask (thanks for reviews)
