Chapter 2: Voldemort Returns

Disclaimer: We don't own anything but ourselves…. Darn…. But we did make up the song!

In Hagrids Cabin…

Harry: Is making waffles. So how do you like your waffles Hagrid?

Hagrid: I DON'T WANNA WAFFLE!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Carmen: Ri-ight

Dayna: YOU'RE A BIG BABY!!!!!

Hagrid: WWAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Harry: Whoops! Flips waffle into the air and it gets stuck on the ceiling.

Voldemort suddenly jumps through the open window into the cabin.

Harry: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Who wrote Voldemort into this story?

Everyone points at Holleay…Holleay points at herself…

Holleay: don't worry I'll make up for it!

Suddenly The waffle on the ceiling falls on Voldemort's head. Voldemort in a rage does Avada Kedarva on the waffle. Realizing this will do him no good, he proceeds to throw the waffle at a boy, named Branawan who is reading the story, the waffle flys out of the fanfic and hits Him in the face. Branawan falls back with a yell.

Voldemort: *ahem* I'm going to sing a little ditty for you now!

All of a sudden all of the Fanfic authors vanish

Voldemort: Everybody
Run from Voldie
Everybody
Run from Voldie, right?
Voldemort's back alright

Oh my god I'm back again
Wizards witches everybody scream
I'm gonna bring the wands out kill you now
Gotta question for ya
Better answer now

Am I Powerful

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Voldemort: Am I Freaking you out?

Harry: YYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!

Voldemort: Am I sexual

Harry: EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!

Voldemort: Am I everything you dread
you better run from Voldie now


Everybody
Run from Voldie
Everybody
Run from Voldie right?
Voldemort's back alright

Now throw your wands up in the air
And wave 'em around like you just don't care
If you wanna live let me hear you yell
'Cause I've got it goin' on again

Am I Powerful

Hagrid: NNNNOOOOOOOO!

Voldemort: Am I freaking you out

Hagrid: YYYYYEEEEAAAHHHHH!

Voldemort: Am I sexual

Hagrid: UUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM…

Voldemort: Am I everything you dread, you better run from Voldie now!

Everybody
Run from Voldie
Everybody
Run from Voldie right?
Voldemort's back alright

So everybody everywhere
Be very afraid have a lot fear
Gonna destroy the world make it understand
As long as there'll be evil I'll be coming back again


Everybody
Run from Voldie
Everybody
Run from Voldie right?
Voldemort's back alright

Fanfic authors reappear

Elizabeth: Is it safe yet?

Harry and Hagrid: Whimper…

Suddenly Hermione and Ron appear

Hermione: Voldemort Honey! Hugs Voldemort

Everyone stares at Hermione in terror

Ron: You fall for all the wrong guys…

Voldemort: Heyyyyyyyyyy

Ron: What?

Voldemort: That was insulting!

Ron: Oh Really? WELL IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE!

Voldemort: WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Carmen: Who keeps on making the characters cry?

Elizabeth: Sadness adds depth to the story!

Dayna: Ri-ight…..

Holleay: BACK TO THE FANFIC!!

Carmen: ok…ok…

A/N- Don't ask (thanks for reviews)