Chapter 3: The scary day in Hagrids cabin…

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We are still in Hagrids cabin, Hermione is still hugging Voldemort… Lockhart walks in

Lockhart: HERMIONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???????

Hermione: Ummmm….. cheating on you

Lockhart: Oh right… anyway did I ever tell you about the time that I defeated the Wagga Wagga Werewolf?

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lockhart: Alrighty then, I'll tell you…

Carmen: Ok that's it

Lockhart Vanishes

Holleay: HEY! I haven't heard that one yet!

Elizabeth: You don't want to know

Holleay: pouts

Voldemort: *ahem* I'm trying to kill you here!

Hagrid: Faints

Dayna: mutters Geez what a wimp

Branawan falls into the story followed shortly by Wes and Josh

Carmen: What the….

Voldemort: YOU! Picks up Branawan and eats him

Holleay: YAY!!!!!!!

Josh: What is going on here?

Elizabeth: Well… we were writing a fanfic and wrote you in!

Josh: Oh now that makes perfect sense

Wes: Yeah, that really explains everything

Dayna: Ok, enough sarcasm already

Wes and Josh are stucked up by a giant tornado and flung out of the fanfic

Carmen: Nice one Dayna

Voldemort: I feel sick… barfs

Holleay: I could have told you that

Elizabeth: You should never eat a Branawan

Carmen: But it's fun watching you get sick you stupid old git!

Voldemort: I take that as an insult

Carmen: No really?

Elizabeth: Going back to the fanfic…

Hermione: Why is there no punctuation?

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Voldemort is sneakily taking out his wand, of course we know this but we want to see some fun first. We make ourselves transparent so he can't hit us

Harry: Hey make the rest of us transparent too

Ron: YEAH!

Carmen is mad cause she doesn't get enough lines. Carmen calls Elizabeth a bad word

Ron: WHOA!

Carmen is now mad because her character is only getting one word lines (A/N we are also making this into a movie so Ron is Carmen's character) Carmen calls Dayna a bad word for no particular reason, Dayna calls her a bad word back, Holleay, just because she wants to get into the action calls Voldemort such a bad word that everyone is shocked out of their bad mood, Voldemort starts crying

Hermione: Ahhhh poor baby!

Voldemort: Tries to Avada Kedevra Holleay, it goes through Holleay hits the mirror and kills Ron

Carmen is REALLY mad because her character is now dead, and calls everyone a VERY VERY bad word.

Elizabeth: Calm down I'll fix it

Sirius Appears

Carmen is happy… she now has another character and Ron is forgotten… but not by all

Harry: WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Hagrid: wakes up from a faint Who's missing, wait a sec, we're all here!

Harry: cries louder… You forgot already…

Hagrid: Who?

Harry: errr… I forget…

Sirius: What's going on here Sees Voldemort AHHHH!!!!!! Turns into a dog and attacks Voldemort

Voldemort: AHH!!!! It's the grim!!!!!!! Wait a sec it's a poodle! Wrestles with the dog attached to his throat

Sirius: Hacks on a furball… wait a sec that's Voldemort's skin! Anyway… He turns back into a human

EWWWW!!!!!!

Elizabeth: This is getting too long… this Chapter has to end….

A/N Again… please review…. Tell us if you want more….