More? WTF... you want MORE??! Well... okay...

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY, "YOU SHOULD BE A WRITER!"? I AM A WRITER! I AM WRITING THIS AND YOU ARE READING IT, THAT MAKES ME A WRITER! AND YOU A READER!

JPT MET THIS PRETTY GIRL AND THEY HIT IT OFF. THEY HAD DINNER AND THEN THEY WENT UP TO HIS APARTMENT AND DID THINGS COUPLES DO WHEN THEY ARE ALONE!!!

Angry reader: What does that have to do with Zim?!

JPT: FOOL! JPT IS IN IT! (I LIKE MY INITIALS. "JAIYE PEA TEA." NOT PEE TEA!) THAT MAKES IT A ZIM FIC!!

AR: But JPT is YOU! And you're not a Zim character! You're a... well I don't know what you are, but you're not in the show!

JAIYE: I AM IN A FIC THAT INVOLVES ZIM! THAT MAKES ME A ZIM CHARACTER BY THE PROCESS OF INSERTION, WE SHOWED UP IN THE SAME WORLD!! SO I CAN SHOW UP IN OTHER STORIES BY MYSELF AND I'M STILL A ZIM CHARACTER! I COULD WRITE A STORY ABOUT ME GETTING A HAIRCUT AND IT WOULD STILL BE A ZIM FIC!!

AR: But... oooh noo.. brain,... exploding arrgh!

JAIYE: I HAVE HEAD EXPLODY!