Vegeta Learns About Valentines Day
By Lady Bulma

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Dragon Ball/Z/GT or Tekken.

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Vegeta was once again sitting on his couch minding his own business when Mirai Trunks came in, making out with this girl. He didn't even notice the disgusted Vegeta until he almost sat on top of him. "Watch it Brat!"

"Vegeta! What are you doing in here!?"

"I am always on my couch! Get your own and take your mate out of here!" Mirai Trunks turned bright red.

"Vegeta, she isn't my mate! She is my girlfriend."

"Same difference."

"No it isn't. You see a mate is someone who you well you know, and a girlfriend is someone you care a lot about, but you don't live with her."

"But I would love to live with you Trunksie!" she interuppted.

"As I with you, but right now I need to focus on my education and then I will have more time for you." He smiled at her and she frowned a bit, but it quickly disapeered when he kissed her.

"I totally agree."

"You two disgust me in words that can not be described," Vegeta announced as they continued to make out infront of him. He sat there watching as if it were some TV show for a good five minutes, but that quickly became boring. "Get out of my living room!" Mirai Trunks finally looked over to him. He then saw Vegeta's angry face and knew it was time to go.

"Um...Marie, come on. I think Vegeta wants us to go."

"Are you sure?"

"Oh yes!" Vegeta smirked as the couple left to go make out some where else. As they left Goten and Chibi Trunks came in. They both grinned at Vegeta and took a seat on the floor to watch some TV. Normally Vegeta would yell at them to go to a different TV, but since he was in a good mood from taking power over Mirai Trunks he let them stay. Everything that was on was filled with hearts and flowers and pink things. Oh, how he dispised pink! And that shirt Bulma gave him! He burned it the second he could. It just insulted his Saiya-jin heritage. Both Goten and Trunks moaned in disgust also. They obviously did not prefer the color pink either.

"I hate Valentines day," Goten announced.

"Me too! The only thing on tv is love stuff. What is so great about that? Girls are icky!" Chibi Trunks replied.

"Wait wait wait, back up a moment. What is Valentines day?" Vegeta asked. Chibi Trunks looked up to him.

"It is the worst holiday on the planet! It is a day dedicated to love! And they don't show any violence on TV! And in school we have to give out Valentines!"

"What are Valentines?!"

"Littlecardsandboxesofcandythat sayIloveyouandhavelaceandtheyareallpinkandredandI don'tlikeitcauseyougetthemfromgirlsandtheymakeyoutalktogirlsandIdon'tlikethegirlscausethegirlsareickycausetheyhavecooties!" Chibi Trunks said all in one breath. Goten just nodded along with him. Vegeta blinked not really understanding a word of that.

"Okay, could you say that again, but ten times slower?"

"Why? Didn't you understand me?"

"Of course I understood you! I am the Prince of all Saiya-jins!"

"Then, why do you need me to repeat all that?" Vegeta ignored that comment.

"Just do it!"

"But, I don't wanna!"

"GR! FINE! OUT NOW!" Chibi Trunks and Goten yelped and ran as fast as they could. Vegeta grunted and turned back to the tv. He started channel surfing trying to find anything worth watching. Absolutely everything was pink! He flipped it off and went back to what he was originaly doing. Sitting and doing nothing. He looked over to the wall and stared at it. It was his favorite thing to do besides train and eat. He continued to watch the wall until Bulma came in and took a seat next to him.

"It is Valentines day."

"So?"

"We are going on a group date with Goku and Chichi. You will behave or else!"

"Or else what?"

"You know what!"

"Damn the gravity room!"

"Exactly. It is in an hour, ugh! I need to find a babysitter! Ours just cancled. Wait! Mirai Trunks will have to do it!"

"He won't. He has some new girl over."

"That is too bad!" Just as she was saying this a teenage girl went running through the room crying and through the front door. Mirai Trunks came running after her. Vegeta smirked. Bulma got a very mad expresion. "Trunks! You made another one cry!"

"I am sorry if I have fifty girls chasing me everywhere and calling me all the time! Okay!?"

"You will have to be punished. You must babysit the kids tonight!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have a date with Heather!"

"That is just too bad for you! It is time you learned not to make girls cry."

"But...but...but...but..I can't help it!" Bulma shook her head ending the discusion.

"We are going out with Goku and Chichi. Watch both Goten and Chibi Trunks and Bra. She is in her room taking a nap. That is all you have to do!"

"Can I have someone over to help me?"

"Who?" Mirai Trunks started to laugh evily.

"Piccolo!"

"Sure why not?" Vegeta looked from the wall to them.

"There is no way in hell the Namek is coming over to help you too! I don't like the fangs. They disturb me. And I don't want him scaring my princess."

"Um...right. I'll go call him right now." Mirai Trunks left the room to give the Namek a call. Bulma was trying to calm Vegeta down. She knew that this really wasn't his idea of fun.

"VMAN! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku screamed.

"Do you know how old that is?!"

"I just heard it on the tv a few months ago and I always wanted to try it."

"Right. You see the key words there were a few months ago! MONTHS! That means it is old and no longer cool."

"I think it is cool."

"You just keep thinking that then." Vegeta sighed. He was being lead out of the house into the dangerous world of reastraunts, with Goku, none the less. He could tell this would be a living hell. He was placed into the back of a car with Goku. Chichi and Bulma were sitting up front talking about...whatever women talked about. Vegeta didn't really care as long as Goku left him alone and he got to eat. He sighed and looked out the window as Goku continuously poked his shoulder.

Mirai Trunks, Piccolo, Goten and Chibi Trunks were all sitting infront of the TV. They were watching Tekken, The Motion Picture. It was their favorite movie because of all the martial arts in it. Every now and then Piccolo would get up to check on Bra. Who would have thought that he had a soft spot for baby girls? Who would have thought that of Vegeta? It seemed to be popular with people like them. Mirai Trunks was just happy that he wasn't watching her. The part came where you first saw Kazuya as an adult and Goten and Trunks imitaded him as he stated the obvious over and over again. They looked so funny! Mirai Trunks couldn't help but laugh. As they did so, the phone began to ring. Mirai Trunks got up to get it. "Hello?"

"Trunks, it is me Mom."

"Which mom?"

"The one from this timeline."

"Oh, wassup?"

"We are at the hospital again."

"What happened?!"

"Well it started like this..."


~Flash back~

"Go away Kakorrot! This is my food!"

"Can I please just have that tiny little dumpling?!"

"NO!" Vegeta covered his plate with his hands. He would never give up his food to Kakorrot. He wouldn't even give it up to Bulma! His food was sacred to him. It wasn't funny to take some of it. Goku pouted and looked down at his own plate. He had eaten all of his dumplings earlier.

"Just one?" he whispered.

"NO!" Vegeta fired a ki blast at him in the middle of the reasturaunt to get his point across. Goku, instinctively, knocked it away, accidently destroying one of the windows.

"Opps," was all Goku said. Chichi got very mad and hit him over the head with her purse.

"Do you know that we have to pay for that?!"

"We will pay for it Chichi. Don't worry. It was just as much Vegeta's fault," Bulma stated looking over to Vegeta with a glare that could kill. He just gulped and stuffed the dumpling into his mouth. Goku watched as he did this and started crying.

"Goku! Stop that crying!" Chichi yelled over him.

"But, I really wanted that dumpling!"

"I will make you some dumplings when we get home only if you stop that hideous sound." Goku sniffed a few times and looked down at his plate, still sad about losing that dumpling.

"Okay." The manager came over and charged them for the window. Bulma handed him the check and looked over to Vegeta.

"I am not saying sorry! I needed to fire that blast!"

"Say it Vegeta!"

"No!"

"Say it!"

"NO!" Goku decided that he should help Bulma.

"You really should say your sorry Vegeta."

"Kakorrot! Stay out of this!"

"But you should!"

"That is it! I am sick and tired of you! We end this now and here!"

"End what?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Vegeta got up and grabbed his chair by the back smashing it over Goku's head.

"Hey! That hurt! Not a lot, but it still hurt!"

"I am going to do more than that!" Vegeta lunged at Goku and tackled him to the ground. They then began destroying the place as they fought. The manager managed to make it over to Bulma again and ask for more money as Goku and Vegeta continued to fight. Bulma was nearly in tears, but she handed over several thousands of dollars. Chichi was crying. This was the worst Valentines day ever, for both of them. Slowly the shouts of fighting dwindled down and all that was left was two bloody and broken Saiya-jins. The paramedics and police were already here. Bulma looked around and started crying.

~End Flash Back~


"So, now we are here. We just bailed out your father and Goku, but they are still healing. Could you please get some Senzu beans for them?"

"Sure thing Mom. And, I am sorry about your evening."

"It is okay," Bulma replied, but her voice told him otherwise.

"I will be right over."

"Okay."

"Bye." Mirai Trunks hung up the phone and looked over to Piccolo, Goten and Chibi Trunks. He must have been on for a long time because they were all watching him. "Vegeta and Goku got into a fight ruining Mom and Chichi's evening so I am off to Korin's tower to get them some Senzu beans. Piccolo, take care of the kids while I am gone." Piccolo nodded and looked down at Chibi Trunks and Goten. He growled and the two children ran to their beds to get some sleep. He smirked and looked over to Trunks.

"Good luck." Trunks nodded and took off towards Korin's Tower.

Bulma was sitting in the waiting room with Chichi when Mirai Trunks got to the hospital. He ran up and gave both of them a hug. "Sorry about your night Mom, Chichi. Where are Vegeta and Goku? I have the Senzu beans."

"Their usual room." Mirai Trunks nodded and ran down the hall and up three flights of stairs. Their room was the last one on the top floor, far away from everyone else. Vegeta and Goku were each lying on their seperate beds resting when Mirai Trunks entered. He stared at both of them very angry and growled a low and deep growl. He could care less if someone dissed Vegeta, but if someone hurt his mom, you had better look out.

"I hope you are both happy! Mom and Chichi are crying right now! This day is a day to show the person you care about most your true feelings for them and you both ruined it!"

"I am so sorry for what I did! I wish I could make it up to Chichi. She is going to be really mad for a long time," Goku said. Vegeta grunted.

"Be like that Vegeta, and you will lose everything you ever loved and cared about."

"I guess I should make it up to the woman," was all he said before looking to the Senzu beans in Trunks' hand. "Hey! Give me one of them!"

"Well...okay. I guess you can both have one." He tossed them each one and stuffed the bag into his pocket. "You two had better get to work on fixing your problems. I gotta go. See ya." Mirai Trunks waved and walked out the door explaining to his mom that he had left Piccolo alone with the kids and that he needed to get back to them. Bulma understood and went upstairs with Chichi to collect her husband.

The End of part 1
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