::sigh:: Trying to write more although this part will probably suck even more than the past two, and that's saying a lot.
A DARK FUTURE!!!
SOMEHOW ZIM HAD ALMOST CONQUERED THE EARTH EVEN THOUGH HE IS BASICALLY A MORON, AND GAZ JOINED HIM. DIB AND I BECAME OUTCASTS AND FOUGHT AGAINST HIS EVIL RULE. BUT THEN DIB GOT CAPTURED AND I WAS ALONE.
Dib: How come I'm always the one that gets captured? No fair...
JPT: because you suck I MEAN SHUT UP DIB YOU'RE LOCKED UP AND WE CAN'T SPEAK TO EACH OTHER!
JPT THOUGHT: I WILL RESCUE DIB AND BRING ABOUT ZIM'S DOWNFALL! BUT FIRST I MUST PACK! SO I PACKED MY SUITCASE OF DOOM! AND IN IT WERE MY CLOTHES OF DOOM, AND MY TOOTHBRUSH OF DOOM, AND MY NOTEPAD OF DOOM, AND...
Reader: why is everything "of doom"?
JPT: MAGICALLY EVERYTHING BECOMES FUNNIER IF I ADD THE WORDS "OF DOOM." FOR INSTANCE YOU ARE THE REVIEWER OF DOOM!!!
then lots of explosions happened!! And there was a gratuitous nude scene!!
"WE MUST STOP ZIM!" DIB CRIED AND THEN HE FOUGHT ZIM AND ALMOST DIED BUT THEN HIS LOVE INTEREST SAVED HIM AND HE WENT ON TO WIN! AND IN THE MEANTIME I CALLED CHIEF QUIMBY ON MY COMPUTER WATCH!
Reader: Why does this sound familiar...
ZIM: I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, DIB!! NEXT TIIIIIME!!!
JPT: AND REMEMBER, KIDS: DRUGS R BAD!!
A DARK FUTURE!!!
SOMEHOW ZIM HAD ALMOST CONQUERED THE EARTH EVEN THOUGH HE IS BASICALLY A MORON, AND GAZ JOINED HIM. DIB AND I BECAME OUTCASTS AND FOUGHT AGAINST HIS EVIL RULE. BUT THEN DIB GOT CAPTURED AND I WAS ALONE.
Dib: How come I'm always the one that gets captured? No fair...
JPT: because you suck I MEAN SHUT UP DIB YOU'RE LOCKED UP AND WE CAN'T SPEAK TO EACH OTHER!
JPT THOUGHT: I WILL RESCUE DIB AND BRING ABOUT ZIM'S DOWNFALL! BUT FIRST I MUST PACK! SO I PACKED MY SUITCASE OF DOOM! AND IN IT WERE MY CLOTHES OF DOOM, AND MY TOOTHBRUSH OF DOOM, AND MY NOTEPAD OF DOOM, AND...
Reader: why is everything "of doom"?
JPT: MAGICALLY EVERYTHING BECOMES FUNNIER IF I ADD THE WORDS "OF DOOM." FOR INSTANCE YOU ARE THE REVIEWER OF DOOM!!!
then lots of explosions happened!! And there was a gratuitous nude scene!!
"WE MUST STOP ZIM!" DIB CRIED AND THEN HE FOUGHT ZIM AND ALMOST DIED BUT THEN HIS LOVE INTEREST SAVED HIM AND HE WENT ON TO WIN! AND IN THE MEANTIME I CALLED CHIEF QUIMBY ON MY COMPUTER WATCH!
Reader: Why does this sound familiar...
ZIM: I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, DIB!! NEXT TIIIIIME!!!
JPT: AND REMEMBER, KIDS: DRUGS R BAD!!
