Secrets

By: Reffie Striheart

Cloud:*shuffles nervously* Ummm.....okay. We, the Final Fantasy 7 characters are going to reveal are deepest darkest secrets....um.....yeah.

Cid: I hate cursing, it's icky, mean and rude.

Aeris: What the hell do you mean? You @#$%^&! I'm not frigging going to do that!

Cloud: My hair is like this, no gel involved.

Vincent: Secrets? Uh....don't have any.

Tifa: *indicates to her chest* I don't know what the hell this is but it ain't natural.

Barret: Y'know that fire in Corel....I like fire.

Red XIII: Umm....secrets? Hmmm....I like to fart. Yummy.....beans....

Elena: Remember when Rude and I went to Junon....alone? And uh...remember how much the bill was? Well me and Rude made a lot of noise...kinda....

Vincet: I told you! I don't have any secrets!

Reno: *staring at camera picking his nose* What! Is the camera on?!

Rude: I wax my head with car wax.

Yuffie: *singing* I been sleepin' around this old town.

Vincent: Alright...I have one secret....I'm addicted to pickles....

Cloud: I'm a cheater. Ya see I was goin' out with Tifa, and then Aeris came along and then of course Yuffie and then Cid came along....

Aeris: Bite me! Screw you! You think I'm an innocent flower-girl? Ha-HA! I PITY you!

Cid: Tea is disgusting. How can people stand it? Coffee is so much better.

Tseng: A secret...hmmmm....oh I know! I'm not really dead! Yeah!

Sephiroth: I don't like blood, it scares me and so does fire and destruction. *shudders*

Rufus: I have a secret love affair with....Pudgy the Penguin! Shhhh!

Vincent: ....and peaches, sardines, and....

Cloud: Dressing like a girl is FUN!

Tifa: I've always wanted to be a sewage worker.

Red XIII: Bugenhagen's nickname for me is: ' The Cat who Shagged me.'

Reno: * sleeping on a couch, sucking his thumb*

Reno: *from off stage* Damn you Sephiroth!

Sephy: Heh heh heh heh...

Yuffie: *from off stage* Awwwww.....cute.

Barret: Dyne is more then a friend. Much, MUCH more.

Rude: Trash smells good.

Vincent: ...canned peaches, prunes, cat food and oatmeal!

Cloud: Do you think that this shade of nail polish looks good on me? What about this lipstick?

THE END

Author's Note: Yeah yeah, I know. It's crude, rude and socially unacceptable. But what did you think? Flame if you want I could care less! JUST REVEIW!!! Thank-you, I have to go now, my Playstation is calling me.