Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, and am just using the characters for my enjoyment as well as those reading this.

Warning- G, again. I'm still trying to get the characters comfortable with each other. Oh yeah- Kullin is kind of stupid in this. I need him for the comic relief, can't ya tell?

Authoress' Notes: No, this is NOT a Sailor Moon/ Samurai Troppers/ Dragonball Z crossover; I just need the girls from Sailor Moon. I didn't want to put myself in this or my friends because I HATE self-insertion fics, and I like the idea of Piccolo and Lita!

/ blah blah/- Character's thinking. (Gomen! I know I need to stick with one symbol for this, but from now on I'm only using the text format, so you understand.)

(blah blah)- My chatter.

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BEEP, BEEP, BEEP

"Aw man, School! I totally forgot!"

Ryo jumped out of bed and quickly got dressed. He ran downstairs with his hair uncombed, and shirt still not fully tucked in and his stomach growling, and saw all his friends waiting for him.

"Why didn't you guys wake me up!" Ryo asked as he grabbed a piece of toast and ran out of the door.

"We had to get Kullin, Vegeta and Piccolo presentable for school." Said Touma standing outside.

"We had to get them new clothes." commented Shin as he placed his bookbag over his shoulder,

"We also had to fix their wild hair cuts." remarked Seiji as he ran a hand through his gorgeous hair. (I absolutely LOVE his hair!)

"And they couldn't leave without breakfast!" said Shuu as he walked out of the door behind Seiji. He stopped and looked behind him and then yelled, "Aw, come on guys! You have to come to school, otherwise you could get in trouble with the police! Kids our age are suppose to be in school now! Shu'ten said he had everything already taken care of, so it's alright!"

Ryo yelled with Shuu. "Hayaku! [1]"

Slowly Kullin came out wearing jeans and a shirt that said 'Free Lovin' on the back. He mumbled something about life being unfair, and how he really needed a belt, but no one paid attention to him. (As he always says- "Why me?!")

Vegeta was next with the hair style he wears in GT once Bulma is finished with him (^.~). He has on a great leather jacket that put Seiji back a pretty penny. He was also warned that if he did anything to that jacket he would soon regret it; this is laughed at. (Of course!) To finish his wardrobe is a tight blue shirt and loose blue pants.(Not jeans, PANTS!)

Finally Piccolo comes out with his brown and gold hair cut neatly. (Think Cale from Titan A.E.- Cool movie by the way.) He has on tan carpenter pants, which he also got threatened not to damage in any way from Shuu. He is also wearing a sleek dark green button down shirt, which bring out the color of his eyes, that no one seemed to notice were green until now. (Geez, I feel like I'm at a fashion show- a really bad fashion show! If that sounded stupid then just imagine them in whatever outfit you want. ... Not THAT outfit! Ewwwwwww, gross! Such nasty minds!)

"Okay, see. You don't look so bad." Said Shin turning to walk to school.

"Speak for yourself!" said Kullin, now wishing he had a jacket like Vegeta to cover up the 'Free Lovin' part of his t-shirt.

They were all walking to school since it would be at last another month till Seiji got his driver's license. (I dunno how old you have to be to get your driver's license in Japan. Anyone know?) They didn't mind though, the school was only a couple of miles from Nasuti's house.

"You guys want to pick names? So you can keep your identities a secret? I mean, a Piccolo is a musical instrument in fact." Asked Touma.

"Hai! You can make up new names!" cried Shuu looking at Kullin.

"I don't know any cool names. I just need something short." Said Kullin. (no pun intended.)

"How about Stalin?" joked Vegeta.

Kullin thought about this possible choice for a while then announced, "Hai (F.Y.I.- Hai means more than just yes, but also okay, yeah or right- not as in turn to the right). What about a last name?"

"You're not serious are you?" asked Vegeta, dumbfounded.

"Yeah, sure. Why wouldn't I be?" shrugged Kullin.

Everyone was trying their best to keep from laughing at what Vegeta was about to say next.

"How about Joseph Stalin?"

"Yeah, that sounds like a name you would remember!" said Kullin, happy with his new name. He didn't pay any attention to the faces he was receiving and walked way out in front of everyone else. He was proud of himself that he found a new name before Vegeta or Piccolo. He still didn't understand why Vegeta didn't use the name himself, but just ignored it. (Sorry about making Kullin be stupid right here, but I HAD to use this joke! Anyone whos seen this episode of Friends knows exactly what I'm talking about!)

Piccolo took pity on Kullin and jogged up to him. He whispered in Kullin's ear who Joseph Stalin actually was. As soon as Piccolo finished, Kullin turned around and started running after Vegeta yelling, "Shi ne! Shi ne! Shi ne![2] Omae wo korosu![3]"

Vegeta just laughed in return as he easily dodged Kullin, "Kono yarou! [4] So you finally know who Joseph Stalin is! Baka!"

Ryo had had enough and yelled yelled at the two, "Yamero! [5] You still need to find named for yourselves. We only have about 3 minutes till we get to school."

"I don't see why our original names are not suitable. I'm keeping mine." Said piccolo, crossing his arms.

"Why would I change my royal Saiya-jin name to one of your weak Earthling ones?" asked Vegeta, "Hey Kullin, I have another suggestion, how about Hitler!"

He seemed to be considering this until he saw Piccolo shake his head. "Why you! Baka yarou! [6]" He started to run around Vegeta again. "I heard someone call a guy 'Cobarde'. I kind of liked that."

Seiji stared at him and asked, "Do know what that means?"

Kullin looked at him funny, "I heard it on a movie."

Seiji laughed and told him, "Just use your real name like the rest of them , because that name means 'coward' in Spanish."

"Coward!? AHAHAHAHAHAH! Yu want to be called coward?" laughed Vegeta, "Well, I think it suits you!"

"Shizuka na." grumbled Kullin.

"Yamero! We're here." Said Shin.

The school was an old building that had cracks in every wall. All the teachers had tired, strained faces from years of yelling at snot-nosed brats, that parent's dared to call angels. The way the students trudged inside can be compared to prison inmates trudging in a jail house. (This is how I feel EVERYTIME I walk through those god-forsaken doorways! School- yucky!) Our boys walked inside and went to their classes. Kullin followed Shuu, Vegeta, followed Seiji, and Piccolo followed Ryo. Shin, and Touma work very hard in school and didn't want to be bothered. They all met back together at lunch, where they all sat together save Seiji, who was busy flirting with some girls.

"Why isn't he sitting over here with us?" asked Kullin, eating the glob that he swears moved a second ago on his lunch plate.

"Oh, him, He's the Flirt King of this school. If it breathes and has breasts, he'll flirt with it." Said Touma with a hint of jealously in his voice, "How are any of us suppose to get a girlfriend if he steals them all!"

"Hey Piccolo..." said Ryo. "that girl over there keeps looking at you. Go for it!"

"Iie! I couldn't!" (This is where you insert Piccolo's fully embarrassed face. ^.^ )

"She's pretty!" said Ryo urging him on, "Go ahead!"

"I don't want to. Just leave me alone, ok!" said Piccolo, not harshly, but enough to tell Ryo to stay off his back.

Ryo smiled when he realized that Piccolo blushed when he looked at the pretty girl in the corner, and quipped, "Riiiiiiiiiight. Oh, before I forget do you want to stay after school today? They're having soccer tryouts. Wanna come?"

Piccolo, looking relieved said. "Sure...um...one question though."

"Hai?"

"What is soccer?"

*Face vault and huge sweatdrop

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Please review! I love feedback! Thanx to those who HAVE reviewed. I'll get right on typing the rest up. I wanna see how my GW/ DBZ fic will do, so I'm busy on a second part to that one. No, this is not a Piccolo romance fic. Just some action and a good story line (hopefully). Let's see, I think the next chapter is where everything gets a whole lot better. So keeping reading, I won't let ya down!

[1]- Come on!

[2]- Die! Shi means death. Shinigami means God of Death, as in Duo's nickname in GW.

[3]- I will kill you! All Heero fans know what this means!

[4]- You dumb idiot!

[5]- Stop it!

[6]- @$$hole. (I'm telling you DBZ is NOT a children's show in Japan, but I guess you've already figured that out!)