CHAPTER 2: IT HAS BEGUN!
bThe first day has arrived, and the qualifying rounds have already begun. Warriors Ryu, Ken, Terry, and Kyo have already won their respective matches, and will be competing in the real tournament. The next fight is about to begin.
In the men's locker room/b
RYO: Man, I need to use the toilet BADLY! *knocks on toilet door*
TODO: *from inside stall* Hmm…he is here…
RYO: Todo, stop hogging the toilet. I need it now!
TODO: *from inside stall* ASK FOR IT…ugh…WITH…grr…gya…YOUR POWER!!!
RYO: Ewwww…*walks away*
IRyu and Ken are seen relaxing on a bench, conversing/I
KEN: Man, did you see me whip Clark's ass? That guy didn't stand a chance!
RYU: Yea, and that Ralf guy didn't do much better.
KEN: It's a shame that those two couldn't make it into the tournament again.
RYU: Eh, they had more of a chance last time. This year was just pathetic.
KEN: I know!
RALF: *walks into locker room holding back* Oh, my back…
CLARK: *follows in suit* Oh my head…
RALF: How could we have lost?
CLARK: Beats me…
RALF: Lets just hope Leona's match goes alright for her…
RYU: *notices Eliza in the locker room with Mel*
ELIZA: Mel, why don't you walk around and get some autographs, okay?
MEL: Alright mom! *runs off*
ELIZA: *runs over to the shower room* Ready or not, here I come boys! *runs in*
DAN: *from shower* YAHOOI!
RYU: *confused look on face* Ken?
KEN: Yea? What's the matter Ryu?
RYU: Eh…nevermind.
IScene shifts to women's locker room/I
KING: *drinking wine* Heh, heh…HICKUP!
YURI: C'mon! Let me have some, King!
KING: No no no, little girl…too young…I can't do that HICKUP! Heh heh…
YURI: Little girl? I'm 24 years old!
KING: …MY WINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY! *hugging bottle tightly*
YURI: *sighs*…*walks over to where Mai is*
MAI: What do you think? Does this outfit make my boobs look too small?
CHUN LI: No way! How about mine?
MAI: Yours is perfect…you know, you look different this year.
CHUN LI: Really? Hmm…
BLUE MARY: Hey you guys…how about me?
MAI: You look beautiful, Tiger! *slyly smiles*
BLUE MARY: Thank you, baby! You look wonderful yourself. *slyly smiles back*
CHUN LI: *confused*
IScene moves to the battle arena, where Leona is about to battle/I
ANNOUNCER: This is the fifth qualifying round for the Capcom vs SNK 2 tourney! In this corner, weighing in at—
LEONA: HEY! Don't you dare!
ANNOUNCER: Sorry. Representing the Ikari team from SNK's side…LEONA!
CROWD: Yey! Yeah! Woo-hoo!
MAN IN CROWD: Shake that thang, Leona!
LEONA: *annoyed*
MAN IN CROWD: How 'bout giving me some lovin', baby?
LEONA: *getting upset*
MAN IN CROWD: I got your King of Fighters right here!
LEONA: *turns around and walks up to man in crowd* …Here.
MAN IN CROWD: What is this?
LEONA: An earring of mine…take it as a souvenir.
MAN IN CROWD: Wow, thanks toots! *smacks Leona's ass as she walks away*
LEONA: *returns to corner pissed off*
MAN IN CROWD: Wow, check it out. A souvenir from Leona! It's so—*man explodes*
LEONA: Heh heh…
ANNOUNCER: And in THIS corner, representing the Capcom side…MEGAMAN!
MEGAMAN: *warps in*
LEONA: I have to fight…him? Ha ha ha…
MEGAMAN: *in little girl's voice* What's the matter, bitch? Scared I might win?
LEONA: Wha-wha-what!?!
MEGAMAN: I'm gonna tear you up!
LEONA: We'll see about that.
ANNOUNCER: READY…BEGIN!
MEGAMAN: Mega Buster! *starts firing shots at Leona*
LEONA: Eep! *Dodges*
MEGAMAN: *jumping in at Leona* Hya!!!
LEONA: Take this! *moon slashes Megaman*
MEGAMAN: Oww! Why you—
LEONA: And now, for the finish! V-Slasher! *performs V-Slasher on Megaman*
MEGAMAN: Nooooo! *falls to ground*
ANNOUNCER: Is Megaman finished? It looks like he can't get up!
LEONA: Pfft…what kind of match was that? *starts walking away*
MEGAMAN: *staggering to one knee* Now…you've done it…I'm mad!
LEONA: *turns around* What are you gonna do about it?
MEGAMAN: I'll use my cheapest move ever! *Breast-plate opens, revealing speaker*
LEONA: *gasp* YOU WOULDN'T!?
MEGAMAN: On the contrary…I SOOO would!
ANNOUNCER: Oh no folks! We've only heard about this tactic before, but have never seen it used!
LEONA: *starts charging Megaman* I won't let you!!!!!!!
MEGAMAN: *music begins to play from speaker*
LEONA: NOOOOO!!!!!!!! *dives in slow motion towards Megaman*
MEGAMAN: Hahahahaha!!!!!
SPEAKER: "SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT….MEGAMAN!"
LEONA: *falls to ground, clutching ears* NO! NO! NO!
SPEAKER: "SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT….MEGAMAN! SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT….MEGAMAN!
LEONA: *losing consciousness* No…that…horrible theme song…can't…go…on…
ANNOUNCER: It's working folks! That song is SOOO bad, it's knocking Leona unconscious!
SPEAKER: "SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT….MEGAMAN! FIGHTING TO SAVE….THE WORLD! WORLD! WORLD! WORLD!"
LEONA: *passes out*
MEGAMAN: Yey!
ANNOUNCER: And it looks like our winner is MEGAMAN!!!
MEGAMAN: *kneels down before Leona* I guess it's time to see what power I'll get from you! *puts hand on Leona's forehead*
ANNOUNCER: Looks like Megaman's taking Leona's powers. A classic move.
MEGAMAN: *begins flashing* I GOT…RIOT OF THE BLOOD??? What's that?
ANNOUNCER: Megaman looks confused, folks.
MEGAMAN: Hmm, let me try out this weapon. *changes to a dark pink-like color* Hey, this feels kinda—
IORI: *by snack table* Here it goes again…
MEGAMAN: Grrrrrowl!!!! *hunches over, spouting out gas and foaming at the mouth* Kill…KILL….KILLLLLLL!!!!
ANNOUNCER: Oh no folks! Looks like Megaman took Leona's Riot of the Blood power!
MEGAMAN: *blasts hole in side of stadium* GRROWWWWL!!! *starts chasing some people out of the stadium*
ANNOUNCER: Ummm…I guess they BOTH lose! Both Leona and Megaman will NOT be in the Capcom vs SNK 2 tourney.
IORI: Only a weak, pathetic fool would let the Riot of the Blood take them over so easily! *turns to table* HEY! I want that doughnut!
TODO: ASK FOR IT WITH YOUR POWER!
IORI: *turns into Riot of the Blood* GRRRRROWWWWL!!!!
TODO: …GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! *throws doughnut at Iori's head, and starts running*
IORI: KILLLLL!!!! *chases after Todo*
TODO: Damn dress…it's so hard to run with this thing on!
bIt seems that Leona AND Megaman both couldn't make it to the Capcom vs SNK 2 tourney. Will Megaman be able to stop his Riot of Blood power? Who else will make it to the actual tournament? And when will Ken find out about his wife?/b
KEN: What about my wife?
bNevermind./b
KEN: Nah, c'mon, tell me!
bI SAID NEVERMIND!/b
KEN: *shyly* …okay…
