CHAPTER 4: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER QUALIFYING ROUND
bThe third day of qualifying rounds is coming to a close. The current list of warriors that have made it goes as follows: Capcom = Ryu, Ken, Chun Li, E. Honda, Blanka, Cammy, Guile, Sagat, Bison, Vega, Balrog, Yun, and Sakura. SNK = Kyo, Iori, Terry, Mai, King, Yuri, Raiden, Athena, Benimaru, Chang, Kim, Joe, and Todo. Last time, Yun beat Yang in a monster battle…of rock, paper, and scissors. And Sakura whipped the living snot out of Shingo as well. Let's continue on to part 4!
In the men's locker room/b
RYO: *looking around for Todo* Damnit, he's not here!
SAGAT: *slaps Ryo on back* Hey man! How did it go yesterday with that patch on?
RYO: Well, I got pretty lucky actually. Two woman in one night!
SAGAT: Way to go, buddy!
RYO: Yea, the only problem is that it was almost impossible to get them to leave!
SAGAT: What can I say, man? Chicks dig the patch.
RYO: I guess you're right…but in all honesty, I wanna get this thing off as soon as possible. Last thing I need is to turn into another Ukyo.
UKYO: *runs in panting* I've…been…running…for three…weeks now. Someone please help me!
GIRLS: *run into locker room* There he is, girls! Get him!
UKYO: AHHHH!!! I HATE THOSE FRIGGIN' GIRLS! *runs off*
GIRLS: *trample Ryo and Sagat, as they chase Ukyo*
SAGAT: Ugh…you figure they would have let up by now.
RYO: Uh…I know…
IRyu and Ken are seen talking/I
RYU: Damn Ken, what happened to you?
KEN: That damn narrator kicked the crap out of me!
RYU: Well c'mon, he IS the narrator.
KEN: What's that supposed to mean?
RYU: He's the guy who tells the story…he's more powerful than any of us!
KEN: I'm not scared of him! He wasn't that tough! I let him win!
RYU: Man, don't piss him off Ken…he can do some pretty horrible things…
KEN: No! Where are you, narrator!?! C'mon you pansy school girl!
bPansy school girl? You little fool! I will now make sure you never again test my power! *clears throat* To his horror, Ken realizes that he's actually a woman! What an interesting story twist, folks!/b
KEN: Wha? I'm not a girl! *opens his gi up* AH! *sees giant cleavage*
RYU: *staring at Ken's breasts* Whoa, Ken…I never knew…
KEN: No! No! No! This can't be happening! *looks in pants* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
RYU: That's gotta hurt his pride…
IIn the women's locker room/I
MAKI: *walks in, panting* Whew, I finally made it into the tournament!
CHUN LI: Good job, Maki.
MAI: Yup. Good work.
MAKI: Thanks you guys!
CHUN LI: There's something awkward about your fighting style though.
MAKI: *nervous* Eh, heh heh…what do you mean?
CHUN LI: It reminds me a lot of Guy's. I know you got your own moves and all but—
MAI: Yea! I noticed that too! Did you guys train together?
MAKI: No…I just kinda…mimicked his moves. Yea, that's it. I mimicked them.
CHUN LI: Oh…okay. Well, anyways, good job.
MAI: See ya later. *walks off with Chun Li*
MAKI: Whew. That was close. *walks into the shower*
KING: I'm just finishing up…heard you won.
MAKI: *undressing* Yup…proud of myself.
KING: *drying off* Glad to hear it. I'll see you later. *leaves shower*
MAKI: *turns on hot water* Feels good…
YURI: *walking by* Oh there's Maki! I want to congratulate her on the win!
MAKI: *turns into Guy*
YURI: (o_o)
GUY: Nobody must know my terrible secret…damn that Ranma and his practical jokes! *walks off*
YURI: (o_o)…oh…my…god…
IUkyo is seen cowering in a corner of the men's locker room/I
UKYO: No…please…don't…
GIRL 1: We've got you now, baby!
GIRL 2: Yea! You're not getting away THIS time!
UKYO: Noo! *covers face as girls approach*
RYO: Hey, what's going on here?
GIRL 1: Huh! Oh my!
RYO: What?
GIRL 2: Look at THAT hunk! Forget Ukyo, get HIM girls!
RYO: Oh no! *runs away*
GIRLS: *chasing after Ryo*
UKYO: *looks up* Whew…I owe you one, Ryo.
RYO: *shouting back at Ukyo while running* YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, YOU DO, YOU BASTARD!
IScene shifts to the battle arena/I
ANNOUNCER: Welcome back, folks! This is the last battle of the evening, an surprisingly enough, it's a tag team match up! In this corner, representing Samurai Showdown…Haohmaru and Nakaruru!
HAOHMARU: *walks in* Whoa…what time period IS this?
NAKARURU: *walks in* Beats me, big guy.
HAOHMARU: How did we get here, anyways?
NAKARURU: I'm here cuz people loooove me! ^_^ As for you…maybe they wanted another Samurai Showdown person.
HAOHMARU: Hey! People like me!
NAKARURU: Pfft! People may "like" you, but people "looooove" me!
HAOHMARU: We'll see about that! *walks in front of crowd* Hey! If you like Haohmaru, give me a hell yeah!
ONE MAN IN CROWD: HELL YEA!
HAOHMARU: One person?
NAKARURU: And if you loooove me…give me a BIG cheer! ^_^
CROWD: Woooo! Yea! Go Nakaruru!
HAOHMARU: Damn you and that cute face of yours!
ANNOUNCER: And in this corner, representing Star Gladiator…Hayato and June!
HAYATO: *riding in on motorcycle* Woo-hoo!
JUNE: Careful Hayato…
HAYATO: Don't worry about it! *jumps off motorcycle with June, as motorcycle flies into crowd*
CROWD: Ahh! *motorcycle explodes, killing people*
HAYATO: Oops…
JUNE: Sorry!
ANNOUNCER: We have more crowd deaths here than any Stock Car racing event! Ready fighters!? FIGHT!
HAYATO: Prepare to get your asses kicked! AHHH! *runs at Haohmaru*
JUNE: Umm…yea! *runs in at Nakaruru*
HAYATO: Hya! *Slicing Haohmaru with his plasma sword*
HAOHMARU: Damn, that burns! But what's with your sword?
HAYATO: What do you mean?
HAOHMARU: Well, for starters…IT SUCKS!
HAYATO: Oh yea? And your piece of ancient history is better?
HAOHMARU: It's much more effective! *slices Hayato in half*
HAYATO: (o_o) This is a Capcom game…I can't die? *dies*
NAKARURU: Hmm…bird or wolf? Bird or wolf? I can't decide…
JUNE: Aiiiiie!
NAKARURU: Let's go with wolf. *sends wolf out on June*
JUNE: Eep! *runs out of stadium, with wolf chasing her*
ANNOUNCER: And it looks like Haohmaru and Nakaruru are both making it to the Capcom vs SNK 2 tourney! Congratulations!
bHaohmaru and Nakaruru both make it to the actual tourney! Will Ryo be able to outrun the sex-starved women? Will everyone find out about Maki's "secret"? And what about—/b
KEN: *walks into narrators booth*
bWhat do you want?/b
KEN: C'mon man…kicking my ass is one thing. Changing me into a woman is going TOO far though. Change me back.
bNope…not until I see fit to change you back/b
KEN: C'mon guy…please?
bStay tuned for part 5, folks!/b
KEN: *under breath* You suck…
bWhat was that?/b
KEN: Nothing!
