bThe third day of qualifying rounds is coming to a close

CHAPTER 4: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER QUALIFYING ROUND

bThe third day of qualifying rounds is coming to a close. The current list of warriors that have made it goes as follows: Capcom = Ryu, Ken, Chun Li, E. Honda, Blanka, Cammy, Guile, Sagat, Bison, Vega, Balrog, Yun, and Sakura. SNK = Kyo, Iori, Terry, Mai, King, Yuri, Raiden, Athena, Benimaru, Chang, Kim, Joe, and Todo. Last time, Yun beat Yang in a monster battle…of rock, paper, and scissors. And Sakura whipped the living snot out of Shingo as well. Let's continue on to part 4!

In the men's locker room/b

RYO: *looking around for Todo* Damnit, he's not here!

SAGAT: *slaps Ryo on back* Hey man! How did it go yesterday with that patch on?

RYO: Well, I got pretty lucky actually. Two woman in one night!

SAGAT: Way to go, buddy!

RYO: Yea, the only problem is that it was almost impossible to get them to leave!

SAGAT: What can I say, man? Chicks dig the patch.

RYO: I guess you're right…but in all honesty, I wanna get this thing off as soon as possible. Last thing I need is to turn into another Ukyo.

UKYO: *runs in panting* I've…been…running…for three…weeks now. Someone please help me!

GIRLS: *run into locker room* There he is, girls! Get him!

UKYO: AHHHH!!! I HATE THOSE FRIGGIN' GIRLS! *runs off*

GIRLS: *trample Ryo and Sagat, as they chase Ukyo*

SAGAT: Ugh…you figure they would have let up by now.

RYO: Uh…I know…

IRyu and Ken are seen talking/I

RYU: Damn Ken, what happened to you?

KEN: That damn narrator kicked the crap out of me!

RYU: Well c'mon, he IS the narrator.

KEN: What's that supposed to mean?

RYU: He's the guy who tells the story…he's more powerful than any of us!

KEN: I'm not scared of him! He wasn't that tough! I let him win!

RYU: Man, don't piss him off Ken…he can do some pretty horrible things…

KEN: No! Where are you, narrator!?! C'mon you pansy school girl!

bPansy school girl? You little fool! I will now make sure you never again test my power! *clears throat* To his horror, Ken realizes that he's actually a woman! What an interesting story twist, folks!/b

KEN: Wha? I'm not a girl! *opens his gi up* AH! *sees giant cleavage*

RYU: *staring at Ken's breasts* Whoa, Ken…I never knew…

KEN: No! No! No! This can't be happening! *looks in pants* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

RYU: That's gotta hurt his pride…

IIn the women's locker room/I

MAKI: *walks in, panting* Whew, I finally made it into the tournament!

CHUN LI: Good job, Maki.

MAI: Yup. Good work.

MAKI: Thanks you guys!

CHUN LI: There's something awkward about your fighting style though.

MAKI: *nervous* Eh, heh heh…what do you mean?

CHUN LI: It reminds me a lot of Guy's. I know you got your own moves and all but—

MAI: Yea! I noticed that too! Did you guys train together?

MAKI: No…I just kinda…mimicked his moves. Yea, that's it. I mimicked them.

CHUN LI: Oh…okay. Well, anyways, good job.

MAI: See ya later. *walks off with Chun Li*

MAKI: Whew. That was close. *walks into the shower*

KING: I'm just finishing up…heard you won.

MAKI: *undressing* Yup…proud of myself.

KING: *drying off* Glad to hear it. I'll see you later. *leaves shower*

MAKI: *turns on hot water* Feels good…

YURI: *walking by* Oh there's Maki! I want to congratulate her on the win!

MAKI: *turns into Guy*

YURI: (o_o)

GUY: Nobody must know my terrible secret…damn that Ranma and his practical jokes! *walks off*

YURI: (o_o)…oh…my…god…

IUkyo is seen cowering in a corner of the men's locker room/I

UKYO: No…please…don't…

GIRL 1: We've got you now, baby!

GIRL 2: Yea! You're not getting away THIS time!

UKYO: Noo! *covers face as girls approach*

RYO: Hey, what's going on here?

GIRL 1: Huh! Oh my!

RYO: What?

GIRL 2: Look at THAT hunk! Forget Ukyo, get HIM girls!

RYO: Oh no! *runs away*

GIRLS: *chasing after Ryo*

UKYO: *looks up* Whew…I owe you one, Ryo.

RYO: *shouting back at Ukyo while running* YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, YOU DO, YOU BASTARD!

IScene shifts to the battle arena/I

ANNOUNCER: Welcome back, folks! This is the last battle of the evening, an surprisingly enough, it's a tag team match up! In this corner, representing Samurai Showdown…Haohmaru and Nakaruru!

HAOHMARU: *walks in* Whoa…what time period IS this?

NAKARURU: *walks in* Beats me, big guy.

HAOHMARU: How did we get here, anyways?

NAKARURU: I'm here cuz people loooove me! ^_^ As for you…maybe they wanted another Samurai Showdown person.

HAOHMARU: Hey! People like me!

NAKARURU: Pfft! People may "like" you, but people "looooove" me!

HAOHMARU: We'll see about that! *walks in front of crowd* Hey! If you like Haohmaru, give me a hell yeah!

ONE MAN IN CROWD: HELL YEA!

HAOHMARU: One person?

NAKARURU: And if you loooove me…give me a BIG cheer! ^_^

CROWD: Woooo! Yea! Go Nakaruru!

HAOHMARU: Damn you and that cute face of yours!

ANNOUNCER: And in this corner, representing Star Gladiator…Hayato and June!

HAYATO: *riding in on motorcycle* Woo-hoo!

JUNE: Careful Hayato…

HAYATO: Don't worry about it! *jumps off motorcycle with June, as motorcycle flies into crowd*

CROWD: Ahh! *motorcycle explodes, killing people*

HAYATO: Oops…

JUNE: Sorry!

ANNOUNCER: We have more crowd deaths here than any Stock Car racing event! Ready fighters!? FIGHT!

HAYATO: Prepare to get your asses kicked! AHHH! *runs at Haohmaru*

JUNE: Umm…yea! *runs in at Nakaruru*

HAYATO: Hya! *Slicing Haohmaru with his plasma sword*

HAOHMARU: Damn, that burns! But what's with your sword?

HAYATO: What do you mean?

HAOHMARU: Well, for starters…IT SUCKS!

HAYATO: Oh yea? And your piece of ancient history is better?

HAOHMARU: It's much more effective! *slices Hayato in half*

HAYATO: (o_o) This is a Capcom game…I can't die? *dies*

NAKARURU: Hmm…bird or wolf? Bird or wolf? I can't decide…

JUNE: Aiiiiie!

NAKARURU: Let's go with wolf. *sends wolf out on June*

JUNE: Eep! *runs out of stadium, with wolf chasing her*

ANNOUNCER: And it looks like Haohmaru and Nakaruru are both making it to the Capcom vs SNK 2 tourney! Congratulations!

bHaohmaru and Nakaruru both make it to the actual tourney! Will Ryo be able to outrun the sex-starved women? Will everyone find out about Maki's "secret"? And what about—/b

KEN: *walks into narrators booth*

bWhat do you want?/b

KEN: C'mon man…kicking my ass is one thing. Changing me into a woman is going TOO far though. Change me back.

bNope…not until I see fit to change you back/b

KEN: C'mon guy…please?

bStay tuned for part 5, folks!/b

KEN: *under breath* You suck…

bWhat was that?/b

KEN: Nothing!