CHAPTER 5: WEIRD STUFF IS GOIN' DOWN
bIt's the fourth day of qualifying rounds and we
already have a huge list of contenders that will be in the CvS2 Tourney.
In the men's locker room/b
RYO: *looking around cautiously*
IORI: *drinking a beer*
RYO: *begins reading a book*
IORI: *drinking beer*
RYO: *reading book*
IORI: *drinking beer*
RYO: *reading book*
IORI: *turns to Ryo*
RYO: *gets scared, stands up, and backs away from Iori*
IIn the female's locker room/I
YURI: *walks up to Sakura* Hi Sakura.
SAKURA: Hello Yuri.
YURI: Um, I need to talk with you about something.
SAKURA: Sure, what is it?
YURI: It's about Maki…I think there's something weird about her…
SAKURA: You too?
YURI: So you know about "it" too?
SAKURA: Yea.
YURI: Yea, I…no wait, that's not it.
SAKURA: What is it then?
YURI: Sakura…I think Maki is really Guy.
SAKURA: You think she's a guy!?
YURI: Not "a" Guy…I mean the fighter, Guy.
SAKURA: How do you know?
YURI: Well, yesterday, I saw her get into the shower…and she transformed into Guy!
SAKURA: …
YURI: I'm not kidding!
SAKURA: Yuri…you sure you weren't tripping on that weed Chin gave you?
YURI: Shhh!
SAKURA: Why?
YURI: Sakura, you said "Yuri" and "weed" in the same sentence…you know what that means, don't you?
SAKURA: No…what does it mean?
YURI:
TAKUMA: YURIIIII!!!!
RYO: YEA!
KING: *hickup*
CHUN LI: He's such a babe!
CHIZURU: Get 'im girls!
RYO: Not again!
GIRLS: *give chase*
TAKUMA: YURI, YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME.
YURI: Oh no dad…*grabs his arm*…not another speech!
TAKUMA: YES!
YURI: *mouthing "Help me" to Sakura as she's being dragged out*
IBack in the men's locker room/I
KEN: *pacing back and forth*
RYU: *staring at Ken's bouncing cleavage*
KEN: I guess I'm gonna have to trick the narrator into turning me back…but how?
RYU: *still staring*
KEN: Aha!
RYU: Hey Ken, wait a sec!
KEN: *turns around, and runs back to Ryu while cleavage is
still bouncing*
RYU: *staring with a smile on his face*
KEN: Okay.
RYU: Oh, now I remember!
KEN: *turns around, and again runs to Ryu while cleavage is
bouncing*
RYU: *staring with an even bigger smile*
KEN: Look man, I gotta get myself changed back soon!
RYU: *smiling* Okay.
KEN: What's so funny?
RYU: Nothing.
KEN: Alright.
RYU: *grin becomes even bigger, and opens the nearest bathroom stall*
TODO: *inside stall*
RYU: Whoops, sorry!
TODO: DID YOU ASK FOR IT WITH YOUR POWER?!
RYU: No, I—
TODO: THEN LEAVE ME!
RYU: Jeez.
IIn the women's locker room once again/I
YURI: *walks in 5 hours later, wearing a D.A.R.E. t-shirt*
SAKURA: Hey, sorry about that Yuri.
YURI: …..
SAKURA: Are you mad at me?
YURI: *in a Mr. Mackey voice*…drugs are bad…
SAKURA: Oh no…he's hypnotized you!
YURI: …drugs are bad…drugs are bad…
SAKURA: *smacks Yuri*
YURI: ……what happened?
SAKURA: Your dad gave you a speech on drugs, remember?
YURI: Yea, actually I do…
SAKURA: Sorry about that.
YURI: *whispering to Sakura*
SAKURA: Oh…
YURI: Which reminds me…we have to go later to see Chin.
SAKURA: Yea, we need to pick up some we—
YURI: *clasps hand on Sakura's mouth*
SAKURA: Oops, sorry.
IBack in the men's locker room/I
AKUMA: *drinking coffee*
RYO: *runs in, breathing heavily*
AKUMA: *looks over at Ryo*
RYO: *walks up to Akuma* Hey Akuma, what's up?
AKUMA: Me Suit!
RYO: *grabs a cup of coffee*
AKUMA: …not much really.
RYO: I keep being chased around by sex-starved women.
AKUMA: *takes a sip of coffee*
RYO: No you don't.
AKUMA: HEY!
RYO: Really?
AKUMA: Yup…hopefully, he won't find me in here…that guy scares me…
RYO: Who is it?
RUGAL: *bursts into locker room* I have you now, Demon Man!
AKUMA: Him!
RUGAL: I will have your powers!
AKUMA: *in an Irish accent*
RUGAL: *runs up to Ryo*
RYO: He's…magically delicious?!
Back in the women's locker room/I
MAKI: *sitting on a bench, lifting weights*
YURI: *walks up to Maki*
MAKI: *looks up*
YURI: Nothing, I was just…
MAKI: You were just what?
YURI: HEY!
MAKI: Oops, my bad.
YURI: NOBODY CALLS ME SAKURA!
MAKI: *puts weight down*
YURI: BITCH!
MAKI: *gets angry*
YURI: BUT YOU CALLED ME SAKURA!
MAKI: Look, why don't you just piss off?
YURI: I wouldn't leave so soon if I were you, Guy.
MAKI: *looks shocked*
YURI: *clears throat* I need everyone's attention!!!
MAKI: *watches as all the women turn and look in their direction*
YURI: It seems that ONE of us here is NOT really a woman!
GIRLS: Gasp!
MORRIGAN: *tears fill in eyes*
GIRLS: (o_o)
YURI: (o_o)
GIRLS: Gasp!
MAKI: What are you saying!?
YURI: I know that you are really Guy!
MAKI: *becomes scared*
CHUN LI: Is this true Maki?
MAKI: Well, I—
MAI: No way, Chun.
BLUE MARY: Yea baby.
CHUN LI: Jesus Yuri, what's your problem!?
YURI: It's true!
KING: *from the back of the room*
YURI: HEY, I HEARD THAT!
MAKI: *gives a dirty smile*
SAKURA: *runs up by Yuri's side*
YURI: *smacks her forehead*
SAKURA: Uh oh…that was bad wasn't it?
YURI: *nods as she sees Takuma burst in*
TAKUMA: DAUGHTER!!!
YURI: No daddy!
TAKUMA: YES!
YURI: Nooooooo!!!!
SAKURA: Sucks to be her.
bWowee!
