bIt's the fourth day of qualifying rounds and we already have a huge list of contenders that will be in the CvS2 Tourney

CHAPTER 5: WEIRD STUFF IS GOIN' DOWN

bIt's the fourth day of qualifying rounds and we already have a huge list of contenders that will be in the CvS2 Tourney.  The list of qualifiers so far is:  Capcom = Ryu, Ken, Chun Li, E. Honda, Blanka, Cammy, Guile, Sagat, Bison, Vega, Balrog, Yun, Sakura, and Maki.  SNK = Kyo, Iori, Terry, Mai, King, Yuri, Raiden, Athena, Benimaru, Chang, Kim, Joe, Todo, Haohmaru, and Nakaruru.  Also, yesterday, we saw Haohmaru and Nakaruru kill off Hayato(SG) and chase off June.  Now, let's begin part 5!

 

In the men's locker room/b

RYO: *looking around cautiously*  Whew, I think I lost 'em.  Jeez, now I know how Ukyo feels.  *sits on a bench next to Iori*

IORI: *drinking a beer*

RYO: *begins reading a book*

IORI: *drinking beer*

RYO: *reading book*

IORI: *drinking beer*

RYO: *reading book*

IORI: *turns to Ryo*  WHO'RE YOU CALLING A PSYCHO?!

RYO: *gets scared, stands up, and backs away from Iori*

IIn the female's locker room/I

YURI: *walks up to Sakura* Hi Sakura.

SAKURA: Hello Yuri.  What's going on?

YURI: Um, I need to talk with you about something.

SAKURA: Sure, what is it?

YURI: It's about Maki…I think there's something weird about her…

SAKURA: You too?  Man, I thought I was the only one.

YURI: So you know about "it" too?

SAKURA: Yea.  Those breasts have GOT to be fake.

YURI: Yea, I…no wait, that's not it.

SAKURA: What is it then?

YURI: Sakura…I think Maki is really Guy.

SAKURA: You think she's a guy!?

YURI: Not "a" Guy…I mean the fighter, Guy.

SAKURA: How do you know?  She looks like a woman to me.

YURI: Well, yesterday, I saw her get into the shower…and she transformed into Guy!

SAKURA: …

YURI: I'm not kidding!

SAKURA: Yuri…you sure you weren't tripping on that weed Chin gave you?

YURI: Shhh!  Not so loud.

SAKURA: Why?  It's just us girls in here.

YURI: Sakura, you said "Yuri" and "weed" in the same sentence…you know what that means, don't you?

SAKURA: No…what does it mean?  *ground starts shaking violently*  What the hell's going on?!

YURI:  *smacks her forehead*  That's what it means.  *looks over at the women's locker room door as Takuma and Ryo storm in*

TAKUMA: YURIIIII!!!!  YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING MARIJUANA AGAIN!?  WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT!?

RYO: YEA!  *looks at the girls in the locker room*  …oh no…

KING: *hickup*  It's Ryo!

CHUN LI: He's such a babe!

CHIZURU: Get 'im girls!

RYO: Not again!  *runs away in terror*

GIRLS: *give chase*

TAKUMA: YURI, YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME.  YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS DON'T YOU?  I WILL HAVE TO CLENSE YOU OF YOUR WAYS.

YURI: Oh no dad…*grabs his arm*…not another speech!

TAKUMA: YES!  I MUST INFORM YOU ONCE AGAIN ON THE DANGERS OF DRUG USAGE!  *grabs Yuri by the hand*  WE'RE GOING TO BE IN FOR A LOOOONG TALK, DAUGHTER!

YURI: *mouthing "Help me" to Sakura as she's being dragged out*

IBack in the men's locker room/I

KEN: *pacing back and forth*  Damnit!  Ryu, what am I gonna do?

RYU: *staring at Ken's bouncing cleavage*  Um…I…don't know Ken.

KEN: I guess I'm gonna have to trick the narrator into turning me back…but how?

RYU: *still staring*  …don't know…

KEN: Aha!  I got it!  I'll be right back Ryu!  *turns around, and starts to run off*

RYU: Hey Ken, wait a sec!

KEN: *turns around, and runs back to Ryu while cleavage is still bouncing*  Yea buddy?

RYU: *staring with a smile on his face*  …dang, I forgot…

KEN: Okay.  *starts to run off*

RYU: Oh, now I remember!

KEN: *turns around, and again runs to Ryu while cleavage is bouncing*  Go ahead.

RYU: *staring with an even bigger smile*  Crap, forgot again.

KEN: Look man, I gotta get myself changed back soon!  So stop goofing around, ok?

RYU: *smiling* Okay.

KEN: What's so funny?

RYU: Nothing.

KEN: Alright.  See ya later.  *runs off*

RYU: *grin becomes even bigger, and opens the nearest bathroom stall*

TODO: *inside stall*  HEY!

RYU: Whoops, sorry!  I needed to use this.

TODO: DID YOU ASK FOR IT WITH YOUR POWER?!

RYU: No, I—

TODO: THEN LEAVE ME!  *continues reading his Game Informer magazine*

RYU: Jeez.  *begins smiling again*  *opens the next stall door and walks in*

IIn the women's locker room once again/I

YURI: *walks in 5 hours later, wearing a D.A.R.E. t-shirt*

SAKURA: Hey, sorry about that Yuri.  I didn't know.

YURI: …..

SAKURA: Are you mad at me?

YURI: *in a Mr. Mackey voice*…drugs are bad…

SAKURA: Oh no…he's hypnotized you!

YURI: …drugs are bad…drugs are bad…

SAKURA: *smacks Yuri*

YURI: ……what happened?

SAKURA: Your dad gave you a speech on drugs, remember?

YURI: Yea, actually I do…

SAKURA: Sorry about that.  I didn't know.  How did he hear us anyhow?

YURI: *whispering to Sakura*  My dad and bro are friends with the narrator of this story.  Everything I say, they get a written transcript of it immediately.

SAKURA: Oh…

YURI: Which reminds me…we have to go later to see Chin.

SAKURA: Yea, we need to pick up some we—

YURI: *clasps hand on Sakura's mouth*  Don't say it!

SAKURA: Oops, sorry.

IBack in the men's locker room/I

AKUMA: *drinking coffee*

RYO: *runs in, breathing heavily*

AKUMA: *looks over at Ryo*

RYO: *walks up to Akuma* Hey Akuma, what's up?

AKUMA: Me Suit!

RYO: *grabs a cup of coffee*  Come off it Akuma, you don't need to be using your "Me Suit" language around me.

AKUMA: …not much really.  Why are you so tired?

RYO: I keep being chased around by sex-starved women.

AKUMA: *takes a sip of coffee*  Ah, I know how that is…

RYO: No you don't.  I haven't seen ANY women around you at any point in time!  *sips coffee*

AKUMA: HEY!  WOMEN DIG THE ME SUIT, MAN!  Anyways, I meant I know what it's like to be chased around by someone who's insanely crazy…or in your case, a group of people…*sips coffee*

RYO: Really?  *sips coffee*

AKUMA: Yup…hopefully, he won't find me in here…that guy scares me…

RYO: Who is it?

RUGAL: *bursts into locker room* I have you now, Demon Man!

AKUMA: Him!  *points at Rugal*

RUGAL: I will have your powers!

AKUMA: *in an Irish accent*  He's always after me powers!  *Shun Goku Satsu's out of the locker room on a rainbow*

RUGAL: *runs up to Ryo*  He's magically delicious!  *thinks about what he said*  Never mind I said that.  *runs out of the locker room*

RYO: He's…magically delicious?!

Back in the women's locker room/I

MAKI: *sitting on a bench, lifting weights*

YURI: *walks up to Maki*  Hello Maki.

MAKI: *looks up*  Oh hi, Sakura.  What's going on?

YURI: Nothing, I was just…

MAKI: You were just what?

YURI: HEY!  You called me Sakura!

MAKI: Oops, my bad.  *giggles*  Sorry.  *continues lifting dumbell*

YURI: NOBODY CALLS ME SAKURA!

MAKI: *puts weight down*  Calm down, ok?  It was an accident.

YURI: BITCH!

MAKI: *gets angry*  There's no need for calling names!  I apologized and you're acting mean to me.

YURI: BUT YOU CALLED ME SAKURA!

MAKI: Look, why don't you just piss off?  You're PMS'ing.  *gets up and starts to walk away*

YURI: I wouldn't leave so soon if I were you, Guy.

MAKI: *looks shocked*  What did you say!?

YURI: *clears throat* I need everyone's attention!!!

MAKI: *watches as all the women turn and look in their direction*

YURI: It seems that ONE of us here is NOT really a woman!

GIRLS: Gasp!

MORRIGAN: *tears fill in eyes*  IT'S TRUE!  I'M NOT A WOMAN!  *unzips her skin from her head to her crotch as E. Honda pops out*  There, are you happy Yuri!?  Whaa!  *cries as he runs out of the room*

GIRLS: (o_o)

YURI: (o_o)  *shakes her head*  Okay, I guess TWO of us aren't women.  Morrigan…and MAKI!

GIRLS: Gasp!

MAKI: What are you saying!?

YURI: I know that you are really Guy!

MAKI: *becomes scared*

CHUN LI: Is this true Maki?

MAKI: Well, I—

MAI: No way, Chun.  It can't be.  Me and Blue Mary know for a FACT that she's a women.  Right Mary?  *smiles at Blue Mary*

BLUE MARY: Yea baby.  *walks off with Mai*

CHUN LI: Jesus Yuri, what's your problem!?  Making false accusations like that.  *walks away as the group of girls begins scattering*

YURI: It's true!  She magically changed into Guy!  I saw it!

KING: *from the back of the room*  *hickup*  Sure thing, pothead!

YURI: HEY, I HEARD THAT!  *turns to Maki*  I won't let you get away with this!

MAKI: *gives a dirty smile*  I'd like to see you try and stop me, stoner!  *walks away*

SAKURA: *runs up by Yuri's side*  So what if Yuri smokes grass?  Lay off, Maki!

YURI: *smacks her forehead*

SAKURA: Uh oh…that was bad wasn't it?

YURI: *nods as she sees Takuma burst in*

TAKUMA: DAUGHTER!!!  GET READY!

YURI: No daddy!  *drops to knees*  Not another speech!

TAKUMA: YES!  ANOTHER AND ANOTHER!  *grabs Yuri by her foot as he drags her out*

YURI: Nooooooo!!!!

SAKURA: Sucks to be her.

 

bWowee!  No fighting at all today!  Don't worry fans, there will be plenty of fighting in the next one!  Anyways, will Ryo be able to continually outrun the women?  Will Yuri actually prove to everyone that Maki is Guy?  And what of Ken?  What is his plan to trick me into changing him back?  This and more in Chapter 6!/b