I own NOTHING!!!!
TAV=me
TAV:Zidane are you ready yet
Zidane:Hold on Dagger.I'll be right back.
Dagger:Okay!
Zidane:What do you want?
TAV:Time for the interview.
Zidane:Can it wait?
TAV:No!
Zidane:Well it will!
TAV:You might want to take that back.I have a secret weapon.
Zidane:Yeah what?
TAV:You might want to say who...Eiko!!!Have your way with him.
Eiko:Yes Master.(her eyes turn bright red)Oh Ziddie...
TAV:Vivi!
Eiko:Come on Ziddie,just one kiss.
Zidane:I-I-I'm f-f-faithful t-to D-D-Dagger.(he screams like a little girl and runs to me)
Vivi:Yes.
TAV:You can help me interview Zidane.Eiko down.
Eiko:Rrrrrrrrrrrr.So close.(all of a sudden through a chain of events Eiko turns into a werewolf)
Eiko:Gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrr.(she drools all over my shoes)
TAV:Go away(I throw her a bone)
Eiko:Bone bone!!!!!!!!(runs for it)
Vivi:I wonder how long it will take her to figure out that you didn't throw the bone.
TAV:Don't know.
Vivi:Okay Zidane why do you only say buttered toast?
Zidane:(holding his knees and rocking)She is going to kiss and maul me.(keeps repeating and rocking
TAV:Zidane its alright shes half way around the world by now.
Zidane:How do you know?
TAV:Tracking device.
Vivi:Where did you-
TAV:Internet.Now Zidane what is your favorite type of attack mag-
Zidane:Okay I admit it!!Zidane is only my costume!I've always been and will be!(rips off costume)
TAV and Vivi:Zell!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zell:Thats right!
Vivi:But why Zell?
Zell:I was f***ing tired of being in one game.
TAV:We'll finish this conversation later.
To Be Continued...
TAV=me
TAV:Zidane are you ready yet
Zidane:Hold on Dagger.I'll be right back.
Dagger:Okay!
Zidane:What do you want?
TAV:Time for the interview.
Zidane:Can it wait?
TAV:No!
Zidane:Well it will!
TAV:You might want to take that back.I have a secret weapon.
Zidane:Yeah what?
TAV:You might want to say who...Eiko!!!Have your way with him.
Eiko:Yes Master.(her eyes turn bright red)Oh Ziddie...
TAV:Vivi!
Eiko:Come on Ziddie,just one kiss.
Zidane:I-I-I'm f-f-faithful t-to D-D-Dagger.(he screams like a little girl and runs to me)
Vivi:Yes.
TAV:You can help me interview Zidane.Eiko down.
Eiko:Rrrrrrrrrrrr.So close.(all of a sudden through a chain of events Eiko turns into a werewolf)
Eiko:Gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrr.(she drools all over my shoes)
TAV:Go away(I throw her a bone)
Eiko:Bone bone!!!!!!!!(runs for it)
Vivi:I wonder how long it will take her to figure out that you didn't throw the bone.
TAV:Don't know.
Vivi:Okay Zidane why do you only say buttered toast?
Zidane:(holding his knees and rocking)She is going to kiss and maul me.(keeps repeating and rocking
TAV:Zidane its alright shes half way around the world by now.
Zidane:How do you know?
TAV:Tracking device.
Vivi:Where did you-
TAV:Internet.Now Zidane what is your favorite type of attack mag-
Zidane:Okay I admit it!!Zidane is only my costume!I've always been and will be!(rips off costume)
TAV and Vivi:Zell!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zell:Thats right!
Vivi:But why Zell?
Zell:I was f***ing tired of being in one game.
TAV:We'll finish this conversation later.
To Be Continued...
